II Lothlorien
Mary Sue escaped from Rivendell very easily, grabbing Elrond and kissing him unconcious, then fleeing the sick rooms to look for more elves. She didn't see many, because they were all hiding from her. Going outside by the stable, she saw a frightened messenger ride off, bringing warning of Rivendell's Bane to Lothlorien, and gave chase.
The two day journey was a hassle, but she found time to do her nails while the elf rider was unconcious after a tickle attack, and he escaped while she was drying them both times, thus leading her to Caras Galadon. Haldir, Rumil Orophin and a team of gaurds happened to be munching lembas at the border when the terrified messenger rode through, and hadn't time to escape or even reach thier bows before Mary Sue was upon them.
With a squeal of "Ooooh! OMIGOD!! MORE hot elves!!" She lept on Haldir. Rumil and Orophin shoved each other aside in thier hurry to reach the treetops with thier fellow sentries. Haldir wailed for help, but she had him. "Oh, such nice pretty hair, and squeee look at those braids. Oh, and wow, your bow, thats so cool..." With a whimper, Haldir managed to get away while she was busy admiring his bow.
Celeborn and Galadriel, out for an evening walk, found them a few hours later like that, and laughed to see thier sentries in the trees and 'an innocent little girl' hounding them. Celeborn quit laughing and soon joined his sentries in the trees, while Galadriel, talking softly was able to approach the girl and tie her up. Then they hauled her back to Lorien, with her squeeing incessantly over everything male in leggings, not caring that she was tied up. A few times she lunged at those who got too close with kissy lips, and the elves cowered.
Such evil was unknown in Middle Earth. Galadriel was concerned. She spoke to the girl inside her head, not reading the girl's thoughts as she'd found them filthy when she did that before. /Will you look into my mirror child?/ Galadriel asked. /Oooooh a mirror, can I do my hair?/ The girl chattered.
Mary Sue escaped from Rivendell very easily, grabbing Elrond and kissing him unconcious, then fleeing the sick rooms to look for more elves. She didn't see many, because they were all hiding from her. Going outside by the stable, she saw a frightened messenger ride off, bringing warning of Rivendell's Bane to Lothlorien, and gave chase.
The two day journey was a hassle, but she found time to do her nails while the elf rider was unconcious after a tickle attack, and he escaped while she was drying them both times, thus leading her to Caras Galadon. Haldir, Rumil Orophin and a team of gaurds happened to be munching lembas at the border when the terrified messenger rode through, and hadn't time to escape or even reach thier bows before Mary Sue was upon them.
With a squeal of "Ooooh! OMIGOD!! MORE hot elves!!" She lept on Haldir. Rumil and Orophin shoved each other aside in thier hurry to reach the treetops with thier fellow sentries. Haldir wailed for help, but she had him. "Oh, such nice pretty hair, and squeee look at those braids. Oh, and wow, your bow, thats so cool..." With a whimper, Haldir managed to get away while she was busy admiring his bow.
Celeborn and Galadriel, out for an evening walk, found them a few hours later like that, and laughed to see thier sentries in the trees and 'an innocent little girl' hounding them. Celeborn quit laughing and soon joined his sentries in the trees, while Galadriel, talking softly was able to approach the girl and tie her up. Then they hauled her back to Lorien, with her squeeing incessantly over everything male in leggings, not caring that she was tied up. A few times she lunged at those who got too close with kissy lips, and the elves cowered.
Such evil was unknown in Middle Earth. Galadriel was concerned. She spoke to the girl inside her head, not reading the girl's thoughts as she'd found them filthy when she did that before. /Will you look into my mirror child?/ Galadriel asked. /Oooooh a mirror, can I do my hair?/ The girl chattered.