OMG I just read the above letter to myself and realized I SOUND LIKE A
JERSEY GIRL!!!!! The fact that I have NO idea at all what a Jersey girl is
has nothing to do with it! In fact, I was under the impression that a
Jersey was a breed of cow, but who knows? I could be wrong. The fact is
that I sounded like an idiot.
I'm not an idiot.
Well, some might argue that.
But oh well.
DRACO LOOKED AT ME TODAY!!!!!! He totally SMILED too! Then again, he could have been smiling at Penny behind me...
NO!!!!! I just REALISED that PENNY IS THIN AND RED-HEADED!!! Sob I feel VERY sad now...
Well, I am exercising. As much as possible. I think I will run before classes start, around the castle. It'll be fun.
I need to find someone who can do complicated charms. Charms that will make me look simply lovely. HERMIONE!!!!
Why would Hermione Granger help me? Maybe I could offer her something in return...no, I'll just grab her by the robes and force he to. It's easier than being nice.
Oh, Draco...why won't you just look at me? Maybe I should make him jealous...I KNOW!!! I'LL MAKE HIM JEALOUS!!!
Now, who does Draco hate more than anything in this school? I know! I'll go out with Harry Potter! Anything that Harry has Draco wants. So I'll woo Harry, who in turn will lead me to Draco! I am a genius!
Let's see...I've seen Harry looking at young Ginny Weasley before...he must like thin redheads! (AHA! I was right! Harry wants thins redheads, Draco wants thin redheads. This is too easy.)
WHAT TO DO TOMORROW:
Go running. Not too hard, the school isn't THAT big, is it?
Force Granger to help me. Not too hard, she's thin. I'll threaten to break her.
Study Ginny Weasley.
Study Harry Potter.
Make Harry fall madly in love with me so Draco will.
This sounds like one of those cool romance novels I love to read! This'll be great! Just like Alfonso and Gianitta in that book I read...Giannitta made Ricardo fall in love with her so Alfonso would love her....
```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````` Yes, this is the cheesiest thing I have ever written, except perhaps "For Who Could Ever Love a Beast?" which was perhaps my greatest achievement. Read that one, too. Its' good. The chapters will hopefully getting longer soon. I am swamped with school.
I'm not an idiot.
Well, some might argue that.
But oh well.
DRACO LOOKED AT ME TODAY!!!!!! He totally SMILED too! Then again, he could have been smiling at Penny behind me...
NO!!!!! I just REALISED that PENNY IS THIN AND RED-HEADED!!! Sob I feel VERY sad now...
Well, I am exercising. As much as possible. I think I will run before classes start, around the castle. It'll be fun.
I need to find someone who can do complicated charms. Charms that will make me look simply lovely. HERMIONE!!!!
Why would Hermione Granger help me? Maybe I could offer her something in return...no, I'll just grab her by the robes and force he to. It's easier than being nice.
Oh, Draco...why won't you just look at me? Maybe I should make him jealous...I KNOW!!! I'LL MAKE HIM JEALOUS!!!
Now, who does Draco hate more than anything in this school? I know! I'll go out with Harry Potter! Anything that Harry has Draco wants. So I'll woo Harry, who in turn will lead me to Draco! I am a genius!
Let's see...I've seen Harry looking at young Ginny Weasley before...he must like thin redheads! (AHA! I was right! Harry wants thins redheads, Draco wants thin redheads. This is too easy.)
WHAT TO DO TOMORROW:
Go running. Not too hard, the school isn't THAT big, is it?
Force Granger to help me. Not too hard, she's thin. I'll threaten to break her.
Study Ginny Weasley.
Study Harry Potter.
Make Harry fall madly in love with me so Draco will.
This sounds like one of those cool romance novels I love to read! This'll be great! Just like Alfonso and Gianitta in that book I read...Giannitta made Ricardo fall in love with her so Alfonso would love her....
```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````` Yes, this is the cheesiest thing I have ever written, except perhaps "For Who Could Ever Love a Beast?" which was perhaps my greatest achievement. Read that one, too. Its' good. The chapters will hopefully getting longer soon. I am swamped with school.