Class Act
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Teacher: As you know after lunch is free time. Don't try to trick me, I have a note from your teacher. You have a choice learning, teaching, or story time.
Class: Uh…
Teacher: Story time it is. So here's the story. There once was a guy named Dou. He piloted a Mecha.
(Kid raises his hand)
Teacher: Yes. Jimmy?
Jimmy: Teacher what are Mecha's?
Teacher: Mecha's are birds that died 3 million years ago but scientist made it so that andriods could fly them too.
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Teacher: As I was saying. Dou liked this boy named Heero, but Heero didn't know it, so one night…
(Jimmy raises hand)
Teacher: what is it Jimmy?
Jimmy: Teacher, Mommy and daddy say that boys don't like each other, they can only be friends.
Teacher: Jimmy, your Mommy and Daddy are idiots. They come from the planet Ie, not to be confused Russia.
Jimmy: Boys can kiss each other too?
Teacher: Only if your name is Quatre.
Jimmy: who?
Teacher: Your sister. Anyway, Dou and Heero were talking and all of a sudden Heero kissed Dou. Dou was really a girl but Heero didn't know so…
Jimmy: I thought you said Dou was a boy?
Teacher: No, I said that Dou was the pilot of a Mecha.
Jimmy: Does that mean he flies a bird?
Teacher: No, but he can flip one.
Jimmy: What?
Teacher: Your father told me. So anyway! Dou kissed Heero and Dou didn't know Heero was a girl. So he just kept kissing him anyway. Three months later Dou had a baby and named it Shqa Le. The End.
Jimmy: Teacher I thought only mommies had babies?
Teacher: They do Heero had a baby so now Dou is a mommy. Class dismissed.
Student: Ms. Madame, its
Teacher: It's a half-day