Chapter 2: Period 3- High School Subbing
(Bell Rings, students file into class and sit quietly.)
The teacher sat down slowly as she picked up the attendance sheet left on the desk.
TEACHER: Alright, quiet down everyone. Quiet! I SAID KEEP IT DOWN!! @#$%q@#$%@#$%@# %@#%@#%!!!
CLASS: ..
TEACHER: My name is Ms. Madame, I'm standing for your teacher today.
(Student raises their hand.)
TEACHER: Yes? Child?
STUDENT: Why is the teacher absent?
TEACHER: AM I REALLY SUPPOSED TO KNOW???!!!!
CLASS: ..
TEACHER: (clears her throat) You were left an assignment, it says here to open up your World History book to page-
(Student raises hand)
TEACHER: Yes???
STUDENT: Um.
TEACHER: WHAT!
STUDENT: ..This is an Algebra 2 class.
TEACHER: (twitches slightly) It says on this paper, that this is a World History class..
STUDENT: Yes, but-
TEACHER: SINCE NO ONE IS OBVIOUSLY PREPARED, I SHALL TEACH A LITTLE OF THE "WORLD HISTORY" THAT I KNOW.(looks around the room) TO YOU!
CLASS: ...
TEACHER: A long time ago this was a land called Gaea, most people pronounce it Gaea, but I like the pronounce it as Gaea. But anyway, this land used to be inhabited by (1) Gaeameliths. These-
(Another Student raises hand.)
TEACHER: Yes!?
ANOTHER STUDENT: Your wrong.
TEACHER: Excuse me??
ANOTHER STUDENT: First of all this land was not called Gaea, I don't even know what that is.
TEACHER: WELL, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE BEING EDUCATED BY ME!!!
ANOTHER STUDENT: Well-
TEACHER: SILENCE! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY KNOWLEDGE OF WORLD HISTORY!!
STUDENT: HE'S NOT QUESTIONING, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR'RE TALKING ABOUT!
TEACHER: (gasps taken aback) You shall surely pay for your disrespect!
STUDENT: I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!
TEACHER: (grabs an eraser off of her desk flinging it lethally at the student)
STUDENT: (blocks the brunt of the attack with his arm, then flinging a piece of loose leaf notebook paper at the teacher, cutting her cheek with an overly penetrating slice of her skin.)
TEACHER: No. (falls backward into her desk chair) My.my face, how dare you! MY FACE!!! (lays on her desk and sobs) You will pay for this- this- injustice to beauty. (Sobs)
(BELL RINGS, CLASS FILES OUT OF THE ROOM. STUDENT REMAINS STANDING IN THE ROOM.)
STUDENT: This time you have lost Ms. Madame. ( Quickly exits room )
TEACHER: (slowly lifts her head up) Oh no my dear student, I have not lost. We shall finish this another time, and you shall pay for harming my- my- my- FACE!!
~End~ Till next period~
(Bell Rings, students file into class and sit quietly.)
The teacher sat down slowly as she picked up the attendance sheet left on the desk.
TEACHER: Alright, quiet down everyone. Quiet! I SAID KEEP IT DOWN!! @#$%q@#$%@#$%@# %@#%@#%!!!
CLASS: ..
TEACHER: My name is Ms. Madame, I'm standing for your teacher today.
(Student raises their hand.)
TEACHER: Yes? Child?
STUDENT: Why is the teacher absent?
TEACHER: AM I REALLY SUPPOSED TO KNOW???!!!!
CLASS: ..
TEACHER: (clears her throat) You were left an assignment, it says here to open up your World History book to page-
(Student raises hand)
TEACHER: Yes???
STUDENT: Um.
TEACHER: WHAT!
STUDENT: ..This is an Algebra 2 class.
TEACHER: (twitches slightly) It says on this paper, that this is a World History class..
STUDENT: Yes, but-
TEACHER: SINCE NO ONE IS OBVIOUSLY PREPARED, I SHALL TEACH A LITTLE OF THE "WORLD HISTORY" THAT I KNOW.(looks around the room) TO YOU!
CLASS: ...
TEACHER: A long time ago this was a land called Gaea, most people pronounce it Gaea, but I like the pronounce it as Gaea. But anyway, this land used to be inhabited by (1) Gaeameliths. These-
(Another Student raises hand.)
TEACHER: Yes!?
ANOTHER STUDENT: Your wrong.
TEACHER: Excuse me??
ANOTHER STUDENT: First of all this land was not called Gaea, I don't even know what that is.
TEACHER: WELL, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE BEING EDUCATED BY ME!!!
ANOTHER STUDENT: Well-
TEACHER: SILENCE! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY KNOWLEDGE OF WORLD HISTORY!!
STUDENT: HE'S NOT QUESTIONING, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR'RE TALKING ABOUT!
TEACHER: (gasps taken aback) You shall surely pay for your disrespect!
STUDENT: I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!
TEACHER: (grabs an eraser off of her desk flinging it lethally at the student)
STUDENT: (blocks the brunt of the attack with his arm, then flinging a piece of loose leaf notebook paper at the teacher, cutting her cheek with an overly penetrating slice of her skin.)
TEACHER: No. (falls backward into her desk chair) My.my face, how dare you! MY FACE!!! (lays on her desk and sobs) You will pay for this- this- injustice to beauty. (Sobs)
(BELL RINGS, CLASS FILES OUT OF THE ROOM. STUDENT REMAINS STANDING IN THE ROOM.)
STUDENT: This time you have lost Ms. Madame. ( Quickly exits room )
TEACHER: (slowly lifts her head up) Oh no my dear student, I have not lost. We shall finish this another time, and you shall pay for harming my- my- my- FACE!!
~End~ Till next period~