Disclaimer- No own Harry Potter. No own song. No more stupid diclaimer. Bye!

jokester- Well, welcome again, all, and thank you to our reviewer, chickabiddy, for totally confusing all of us.

gc'sgurl-*gurgle*

jokester- Um, yes, that's right...Anyways, I'd like to know what exactly Lesley Neilson movies are...but anyways...well, thanks to our other reviewer! Glad you enjoyed it. Actually, you inspired us, Evil Willow. Now, for our next victim of torture...

gc'sgurl- Hmmm. What do you think?

jokester- Let's torture the star of all of this madness.

Harry- *gulps*

gc'sgurl- hee hee. This is going to be fun. For us.

jokester- Well, the song I have selected can be taken many different ways. Being that we have now subjected most of the characters in here to a drink of Veritasserum, I think it's safe to ask this question...Who would you like to dedicate this song to, Harry?

Harry- *dumbfounded by the lyrics rapidly arranging themselves in his brain* Professer Trelawny. *Trelawny gasps*

jokester- Didn't know that was coming Professer? Shame, shame.

gc'sgurl- Oh yes, what a shame. Anyways this is Harry Potter,singing "Die Another Day"

jokester- Told you this was one that could be interpreted many ways...

Harry- ~I'm gonna wake up, yes and no
I'm gonna kiss some part of
I'm gonna keep this secret
I'm gonna close my body now~

~I guess, die another day
I guess, die another day
I guess, die another day
I guess, die another day~

~I guess I'll die another day
(Another day)
I guess I'll die another day
(Another day)
I guess I'll die another day
(Another day)
I guess I'll die another day~

jokester- Ha! He's telling that Professer off. Hehehe...

gc'sgurl -*choking on her giggles* Watch out Madonna.

Harry-~Sigmund Freud
Analyze this
Analyze this
Analyze this~

~I'm gonna break the cycle
I'm gonna shake up the system
I'm gonna destroy my ego
I'm gonna close my body now~

~Uh, uh~

jokester- *giggles* That's amusing to say the least...

Harry- ~I think I'll find another way
There's so much more to know
I guess I'll die another day
It's not my time to go~

jokester- Hear that, Trewlany? He's not gonna die yet. He's going to LIVE! Just thought I'd let you know, since you seem to be having some *cough* inner eye *cough* problems.

Trelawny- *glares at jokester*

gc'sgurl- *smiling haughtily at Trelawny* Didn't see THAT coming, did ya?

Harry- ~For every sin, I'll have to pay
I've come to work, I've come to play
I think I'll find another way
It's not my time to go~

~I'm gonna avoid the cliche
I'm gonna suspend my senses
I'm gonna delay my pleasure
I'm gonna close my body now~

~I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day
I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day~

~I think I'll find another way
There's so much more to know
I guess I'll die another day
It's not my time to go~

jokester- *rolling on floor laughing* I told you this was going to become fun! Trelawny, watch yourself. We're onto you.

Harry-~Uh, uh~

jokester- OH MI GOD I'm dying here! (or should I wait...)

~I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day
I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day~

~Another day!~

gc'sgurl- That was great. Lets give him a round *only gets so far before bursting into another fit of giggles*

Trelawny- Well, what can I say. I knew he was going to do that...

jokester- *still rolling on the ground laughing* Oh, sure, sure...We believe THAT one.

Harry- Erm, can I go now?

jokester- Sure! Let's give Harry a round of applause! *entire hall claps, minus Trelawny*

gc'sgurl- Okay, well come back soon for round 3. See you guys later.

jokester- Can't WAIT for the next victim...tee hee. REVIEW PLEASE!