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gc'sgurl- Welcome again to Hogwarts Castle.
jokester- Thank you v-ron, for your, erm, insightful review. By the way, you making fun of my 'otay' thing wasn't really all that funny...
gc'sgurl- hmm.
jokester- Looks like our other host is currently kinda dead. And Kerbi and Evil Willow, many thankies to you also.
gc'sgurl- Uh huh! Thanks.
jokester- Are you ready for some more kareoke? Our last contestant provided some great amusement for all.
gc'sgurl- Who should we torture now? *raises eyebrows*
jokester- As usual, you make ME come up with them.
gc'sgurl- Fine! I'll choose. How about Ron?
jokester- All right. How about one the girls will remember forever.
gc'sgurl- They won't really remember it forever. After about five minutes they'll go back to Harry. Which is kinda sad.
jokester- Too true, too true. But anyways, I've got a song idea.
gc'sgurl- Uh oh, do I wanna know?
jokester- Actually, I think you might like this one. It involves Ron trying to rap.
gc'sgurl- I love it already.
jokester- How's about Bump, bump, bump? *Ron blushes* Ah, looks like he's heard that one already.
gc'sgurl- I guess so.
jokester- Otay, Ron, get over here. *Ron walks to stage*
Ron- ~I'm sendin' this one out
To all the ladies all over the world
All those sexy mama's
C'mon c'mon and c'mon now
As we proceed, to give you what you need (yea)
You know I like it when your body go
(Bump, bump, bump)
Bad Boy, Here we go
Yo O talk to 'em playa~
gc'sgurl- I didn't know he had it in him!
jokester- Apparently neither did Lavender...
Lavender- *sitting, gaping at the boy she's crushed on for years*
Ron- ~I like ya little sexy style
Love it when you getting wild
Girl in the club with me
(I'm over here, let me talk to you for a minute
I need to tell you something)
Girl you need to be in magazines
Wear a crown on your head cause you a Ghetto Queen
Like bling bling bling (uh, you fine girl)
The way you shaking that sexy a**~
Lavender- Wow, I never knew I could like this kind of music...
jokester- Uh oh, this better not be a parallel episode.
gc'sgurl- I sure hope not!
Ron- ~Your body shaped like an hour glass
Baby we need to spend some time (yea, let's do it y'all)
I wanna get you to myself
Me and nobody else
And do the things we do
Baby there is something that I need from you~
jokester- Now I'm curious...
gc'sgurl- Really? Cuz I don't wanna know.
Ron- ~Baby turn around
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump, bump, bump
gc'sgurl- Oh! I like this song...
jokester- *laughs* Yes, this seems to be good.
Ron- ~(That is all I want to see
Baby show me, show me)~
~Baby turn around
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump, bump, bump
(The way you're throwing that thing at me
I can't take it baby)~
jokester- Wow. Lavender's not the only one who appears to be in shock.
Parvati- *gaping* Oh GOD wow. I see why you like him Lavender.
Lavender- Get off my guy!
gc'sgurl- Fiesty, aren't they?
Ron- ~I love the way you teasin me
Gonna have to stop pleasing me
While we're on this floor
(Stop teasin me baby, I want you)
Ooh yea, you're kicking it round and round
I love the way you put it down
You're makin me scream for more
(Gimme more, don't stop, c'mon)
Put ya 2-way next to mine
Baby hit me anytime
You and me behind closed doors
You about to be my main squeeze~
jokester- Um, okay, I think we just lost our PG rating.
gc'sgurl- I'd say so. Oh, I think Harry's jealous...
jokester- Wow. I've never seen anyone get that green with envy.
gc'sgurl- I have. Ron.
jokester- Yes, I suppose so. Well, our little Harry is just going to have to learn to share the spotlight isn't he?
gc'sgurl- This will take years of therapy for Harry to get over.
Lavender- OHMIGOD! Look at what he's doing now!
Ron- *grabs Parvati as a sobbing Lavender tries not to look*
gc'sgurl- We definitely just lost our PG rating.
jokester- Well, that's not our fault. *shakes finger at stage* Bad Ron.
gc'sgurl- *nods in agreement* Tsk tsk.
Ron- *starts freaking with Parvati, who actually seems to enjoy herself*
~Take trips, cop shinny things
Girl just come with
Dance for nothin mami
Plans to take her by me
Get on the floor
Make it bump more, shake it mami
Let's ride I'm ya Clyde you can be my Bonnie
See you the type for me
Mami, so right for me
Man she can move it
Love when she dance to the music
Make me wanna stand like a pool stick
Hands is the smoothest
Just a simple touch make me lose it
Girl that's enough stop movin'
Now bump that, I pump that
Girl bring it to me bump that
I wanna that girl sing it wit me like
La la-la la-la la la la, La la-la la-la la la la ~
jokester- Um, sounds like lack of words from artists. Oh, and I think we went beyond losing our PG rating. Soon, there goes the PG-13!
gc'sgurl- Where are our standards?
jokester- Mine are right here. In fact, me thinks I should stop watching now.
Ron- ~So let's do it again mami
You and a friend mami
Money ain't a thing
Look, what I gotta spend mami?
Put up ya hands for me
That's how you dance for me
Shake it like ya can hunnie
Take it from your man mami, yea~
~Baby turn around
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump, bump, bump
(That is all I want to see
Baby show me, show me)~
Lavender- Why Parvati? *tears stream down her face*
Ron- *lets go of Parvati, grabs Lavender*
~Baby turn around
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump, bump, bump
(The way you're throwing that thing at me
I can't take it baby)~
~You know I like it when your body go (yea)
Bump, bump, bump
(C'mon, don't stop let's go, let's go)~
jokester- Well, I have a feeling SHE won't be any time soon.
gc'sgurl- Blech. *gurgle*
Ron- ~Baby turn around
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump, bump, bump~
~C'mon, let's go
C'mon, let's go
And another one~
jokester- I'm sorry, but if he kept asking, that girl would probably go all night. *slaps forehead* Bad thought!
gc'sgurl- I think we're pushing the R rating...
jokester- *laughs* I dunno if it's THAT bad...but it sure is bad. I promise, we won't be doing too much more of the wrong stuff. But these corrupt characters from magical worlds always seem to take things the wrong way! *gags as group of girls scream and faint*
Ron- ~You know I like it when your body go (and another one)
Bump, bump, bump~
~C'mon, it's "pandemonium!" baby
Let's go, yea~
Lavender- *sighs* It's over.
Ron- *sighs too* I suppose so. Now Harry will be the superstar again.
jokester- Um, maybe that's a good thing. At least he doesn't use his fame to be PERVERTED.
gc'sgurl- *silent*
jokester- Ooh, whatcha thinking?
gc'sgurl- I'm thinkin' that we never should have started this.
Jokester- *laughs evilly* But people, read and review, and we'll keep going...it's actually rather entertaining.
gc'sgurl- Too entertaining.
gc'sgurl- Welcome again to Hogwarts Castle.
jokester- Thank you v-ron, for your, erm, insightful review. By the way, you making fun of my 'otay' thing wasn't really all that funny...
gc'sgurl- hmm.
jokester- Looks like our other host is currently kinda dead. And Kerbi and Evil Willow, many thankies to you also.
gc'sgurl- Uh huh! Thanks.
jokester- Are you ready for some more kareoke? Our last contestant provided some great amusement for all.
gc'sgurl- Who should we torture now? *raises eyebrows*
jokester- As usual, you make ME come up with them.
gc'sgurl- Fine! I'll choose. How about Ron?
jokester- All right. How about one the girls will remember forever.
gc'sgurl- They won't really remember it forever. After about five minutes they'll go back to Harry. Which is kinda sad.
jokester- Too true, too true. But anyways, I've got a song idea.
gc'sgurl- Uh oh, do I wanna know?
jokester- Actually, I think you might like this one. It involves Ron trying to rap.
gc'sgurl- I love it already.
jokester- How's about Bump, bump, bump? *Ron blushes* Ah, looks like he's heard that one already.
gc'sgurl- I guess so.
jokester- Otay, Ron, get over here. *Ron walks to stage*
Ron- ~I'm sendin' this one out
To all the ladies all over the world
All those sexy mama's
C'mon c'mon and c'mon now
As we proceed, to give you what you need (yea)
You know I like it when your body go
(Bump, bump, bump)
Bad Boy, Here we go
Yo O talk to 'em playa~
gc'sgurl- I didn't know he had it in him!
jokester- Apparently neither did Lavender...
Lavender- *sitting, gaping at the boy she's crushed on for years*
Ron- ~I like ya little sexy style
Love it when you getting wild
Girl in the club with me
(I'm over here, let me talk to you for a minute
I need to tell you something)
Girl you need to be in magazines
Wear a crown on your head cause you a Ghetto Queen
Like bling bling bling (uh, you fine girl)
The way you shaking that sexy a**~
Lavender- Wow, I never knew I could like this kind of music...
jokester- Uh oh, this better not be a parallel episode.
gc'sgurl- I sure hope not!
Ron- ~Your body shaped like an hour glass
Baby we need to spend some time (yea, let's do it y'all)
I wanna get you to myself
Me and nobody else
And do the things we do
Baby there is something that I need from you~
jokester- Now I'm curious...
gc'sgurl- Really? Cuz I don't wanna know.
Ron- ~Baby turn around
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump, bump, bump
gc'sgurl- Oh! I like this song...
jokester- *laughs* Yes, this seems to be good.
Ron- ~(That is all I want to see
Baby show me, show me)~
~Baby turn around
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump, bump, bump
(The way you're throwing that thing at me
I can't take it baby)~
jokester- Wow. Lavender's not the only one who appears to be in shock.
Parvati- *gaping* Oh GOD wow. I see why you like him Lavender.
Lavender- Get off my guy!
gc'sgurl- Fiesty, aren't they?
Ron- ~I love the way you teasin me
Gonna have to stop pleasing me
While we're on this floor
(Stop teasin me baby, I want you)
Ooh yea, you're kicking it round and round
I love the way you put it down
You're makin me scream for more
(Gimme more, don't stop, c'mon)
Put ya 2-way next to mine
Baby hit me anytime
You and me behind closed doors
You about to be my main squeeze~
jokester- Um, okay, I think we just lost our PG rating.
gc'sgurl- I'd say so. Oh, I think Harry's jealous...
jokester- Wow. I've never seen anyone get that green with envy.
gc'sgurl- I have. Ron.
jokester- Yes, I suppose so. Well, our little Harry is just going to have to learn to share the spotlight isn't he?
gc'sgurl- This will take years of therapy for Harry to get over.
Lavender- OHMIGOD! Look at what he's doing now!
Ron- *grabs Parvati as a sobbing Lavender tries not to look*
gc'sgurl- We definitely just lost our PG rating.
jokester- Well, that's not our fault. *shakes finger at stage* Bad Ron.
gc'sgurl- *nods in agreement* Tsk tsk.
Ron- *starts freaking with Parvati, who actually seems to enjoy herself*
~Take trips, cop shinny things
Girl just come with
Dance for nothin mami
Plans to take her by me
Get on the floor
Make it bump more, shake it mami
Let's ride I'm ya Clyde you can be my Bonnie
See you the type for me
Mami, so right for me
Man she can move it
Love when she dance to the music
Make me wanna stand like a pool stick
Hands is the smoothest
Just a simple touch make me lose it
Girl that's enough stop movin'
Now bump that, I pump that
Girl bring it to me bump that
I wanna that girl sing it wit me like
La la-la la-la la la la, La la-la la-la la la la ~
jokester- Um, sounds like lack of words from artists. Oh, and I think we went beyond losing our PG rating. Soon, there goes the PG-13!
gc'sgurl- Where are our standards?
jokester- Mine are right here. In fact, me thinks I should stop watching now.
Ron- ~So let's do it again mami
You and a friend mami
Money ain't a thing
Look, what I gotta spend mami?
Put up ya hands for me
That's how you dance for me
Shake it like ya can hunnie
Take it from your man mami, yea~
~Baby turn around
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump, bump, bump
(That is all I want to see
Baby show me, show me)~
Lavender- Why Parvati? *tears stream down her face*
Ron- *lets go of Parvati, grabs Lavender*
~Baby turn around
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump, bump, bump
(The way you're throwing that thing at me
I can't take it baby)~
~You know I like it when your body go (yea)
Bump, bump, bump
(C'mon, don't stop let's go, let's go)~
jokester- Well, I have a feeling SHE won't be any time soon.
gc'sgurl- Blech. *gurgle*
Ron- ~Baby turn around
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump, bump, bump~
~C'mon, let's go
C'mon, let's go
And another one~
jokester- I'm sorry, but if he kept asking, that girl would probably go all night. *slaps forehead* Bad thought!
gc'sgurl- I think we're pushing the R rating...
jokester- *laughs* I dunno if it's THAT bad...but it sure is bad. I promise, we won't be doing too much more of the wrong stuff. But these corrupt characters from magical worlds always seem to take things the wrong way! *gags as group of girls scream and faint*
Ron- ~You know I like it when your body go (and another one)
Bump, bump, bump~
~C'mon, it's "pandemonium!" baby
Let's go, yea~
Lavender- *sighs* It's over.
Ron- *sighs too* I suppose so. Now Harry will be the superstar again.
jokester- Um, maybe that's a good thing. At least he doesn't use his fame to be PERVERTED.
gc'sgurl- *silent*
jokester- Ooh, whatcha thinking?
gc'sgurl- I'm thinkin' that we never should have started this.
Jokester- *laughs evilly* But people, read and review, and we'll keep going...it's actually rather entertaining.
gc'sgurl- Too entertaining.