The Boy Who Lived

By LadyTiffany

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Disclaimer: Obviously this is a imitation of American Pie by Don McLean, which is, by the way, one of my most favorite songs. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. This is done, obviously, in a Harry Potter sense with heavy spoilers to Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I do not own anything!

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A long, long time ago

I can still remember when Voldemort came for blood

And I knew if I had my chance

That I could beat his sorry pants

And maybe we'd be happy for a while

But my scar, it made me quake

With every breath that I did take

Bad news on the doorstep

He couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried

When I heard about how my mom died

But something touched me deep inside

Now I'm the Boy Who Lived

So

Bye-bye, Ugly Voldemort Guy

Tried to kill me, tried to grill me

But I took all your pride

And down at the pub we're drinkin' butterbeer iced

Singin' this'll be the day that he's sliced

This'll be the day that he's sliced

Do you know where I put my Quidditch gloves?

And do you have faith in the spell of love?

If the spellbook tells you so

Are you afraid of Dumbledore?

Can potions save your evil soul?

And can you teach me how to hex real well

Well, I know heart is filled with pall

But I saw you dancin' at the ball

We both put down our arms

Man, I dig those spells and charms

I was a famous teenage wizard bloke

With a scar on my head and a Firebolt

I have my dads invisibility cloak

Now I'm the Boy Who Lived

I started singin'

Bye-bye, Ugly Voldemort Guy

Tried to kill me, tried to grill me

But I took all your pride

And down at the pub we're drinkin' butterbeer iced

Singin' this'll be the day that he's sliced

This'll be the day that he's sliced

Now for two years we've been fighting V

And we've had to go overseas

But that's not how it used to be

When the jester sang for the Ministry

In a cloak he stole from Harry P.

And a voice that came from you and me

Oh, and while Dumbledore was looking down

The jester stole his purple crown

The Great Hall was dismissed

Everything was amiss

And while Voldy read a book of Marx

The trio practiced in the park

And we sang dirges in the dark

Now I'm the Boy Who Lived

We were singing

Bye-bye, Ugly Voldemort Guy

Tried to kill me, tried to grill me

But I took all your pride

And down at the pub we're drinkin' butterbeer iced

Singin' this'll be the day that he's sliced

This'll be the day that he's sliced

Death Eaters, Dark Marks at the Quiddtich Game

Bagman betting without a Knut to his name

Eighty points behind, they're gonna be last

Bulgaria tried for a forward pass

Viktor caught the Snitch rather fast

The trio almost died from the aurors blast

Now the pre-game show was like sweet perfume

While the veela danced to a mesmerizing tune

We all got up to dance

Oh, but we never got the chance

'Cause the leprechauns came upon the field

And scattered gold that wasn't real

Do you recall what was revealed?

Now I'm the Boy Who Lived

We started singing

Bye-bye, Ugly Voldemort Guy

Tried to kill me, tried to grill me

But I took all your pride

And down at the pub we're drinkin' butterbeer iced

Singin' this'll be the day that he's sliced

This'll be the day that he's sliced

Oh, and there we were all in one place

Two rival houses in each other's face

With no time left to make amends

So come on, Minerva be nimble, Snape be quick

Draco Malfoy sat on a broomstick

'Cause fire is the UnNamed's only friend

Oh, and as he killed my fellow mage

The scar on my head burned in a rage

No Death Eater of this realm

Could avoid Voldemort's spell

And as the cauldron bubbled into the night

To finish the sacrificial rite

I saw Riddle laughing with delight

Now I'm the Boy Who Lived

He was singing

Bye-bye, Ugly Voldemort Guy

Tried to kill me, tried to grill me

But I took all your pride

And down at the pub we're drinkin' butterbeer iced

Singin' this'll be the day that he's sliced

This'll be the day that he's sliced

I met a witch who told the blues

And I asked her for some happy news

The witch looked down and walked away

I went to that Hogsmeade town

I'd once heard the songs here resound

The wizard said the aria could not be found

And in the streets the students screamed

The sweethearts cried, and the minstrels dreamed



But not a spell was spoken

The House pride all was broken

My best friends, I cannot wait to see

They are Ron and the Hermione

They caught the Express to come see me

Now I'm the Boy Who Lived

And they were singing

Bye-bye, Ugly Voldemort Guy

Tried to kill me, tried to grill me

But I took all your pride

And down at the pub we're drinkin' butterbeer iced

Singin' this'll be the day that he's sliced

This'll be the day that he's sliced

They were singing

bye-bye, Ugly Voldemort Guy

Tried to kill me, tried to grill me

But I took all your pride

And down at the pub we're drinkin' butterbeer iced

Singin' this'll be the day that he's sliced

This'll be the day that he's sliced