Author's Note: I wrote this on the weekend of 1/18/03...I was so bored in the car I just had to write something shtupid. I know this writing is completely gay, but a serious person needs to lighten up once in a while...Besides, I am a psycho penguin.. Oh yeah, one more thing...I LOVE ARAGORN AND VIGGO MORTENSEN! (same thing, but you get the picture...)


***The Great Sauron



The Great Sauron faught on Mount Doom.
The Great Sauron went KABOOM!
All of the Orc
and all of the Uri-kai...
OMG! Have seen the GREAT EYE!


(Actually, I dont think they've seen the Great Eye, but hey! it rhymes!)


Author's Note: Obviously it goes with the "Humpty Dumpty" tune. I'm telling you, I was really really REALLY bored...