Authoress' Note: Chibis: Dilandau, Joey, Gatti, Dalet, Bakura, Seto, Yugi,
and Malik. Not Chibis: Chesta, Migel, Guimel, Ryou, Yami (Yugi), Marik
All Chibi Dialect is translated. The translation will appear between these [ ].
ie. Can I get a gwass of wodda? [Can I get a glass of water?]
CA: My turn again! MUA HA HA HA!
SR: Break time. ~goes and Para Para's~
CA: Speaking of which. Bakura, would you kindly do the disclaimer?
~Bakura turns away from CA~
CA: ~sigh~ You're a hot evil albino too.
Bakura: AND?!
CA: You're scary?
Bakura: Hmm.
Dilandau: JUST DO IT!
Bakura: SR and CA own NOTHING. All they own is that ugly doll and all those cook books. They don't own YuGiOh! Or Escaflowne or Yami's or Dragonslayers. They don't own Para Para Paradise, and of the dance moves, or any of the songs. Or Yoda. Or the game 'Tag'. Or the letter P.
SR: I think they get the point. -U
CA: Anyways. On with the show! Enjoy it.
~~~ Chapter 4 The Para Para Duel
CA successfully sang the chibis to sleep. After SR and CA tiptoe out of the room and close the door they walk downstairs.
SR: Finally.
CA: They're so cute when they're asleep. And, you know, not flinging rice at you. Even though that was kinda cute too.
SR: At least you're not called Mommy.
CA: Poor Mommy XD.
TG: Are they asleep?
CA: Yeah.
SR: Hey. You wanna go dance?
CA: Oh yeah. Para Para here we come!
~in the tech room~
CA: I can't get this move!! It's too fast and my brain is too slow.
SR: Which one?
CA: That one right there.
SR: It's easy. You're wiping the table, you throw the cloths behind you and then put the dishes down on the table.
CA: Hey. yeah!
Marik: You suck!
Yami: We're better.
CA: You think so, huh? ~points her finger dramatically just like in YGO~ Then I challenge you to a Para Para Paradise Duel! ~giggles madly~
SR: Heh... I'll choose. I say you dance Ultra High Heel Super Euro Mix.
CA: Gentlemen, start your... Para Para Pods...
~afterwards. The little screen thing says!~
SR: Ca got and A, and you two got a B. Looks like CA wins.
CA: CHA!
Yami: Beaten...
Marik: By a ditz.
CA: Watchit buster...s... Anyways. If you're looking for a real challenge, you should challenge the all time Para Para Paradise Queen, SR! She is like a Para Para Goddess.
~SR nods sagely~
CA: ~Yoda voice~ Have talent with Para Para she does.
SR: Yeah. I challenge you two!
Yami and Marik: Alright.
~CA sits on a couch and watches while also stuffing her Dilandau Plushie and sewing up the back. A small noise comes from the doorway~
Chibi Yugi: Um... um...
Yami: ~from Para Para Machine~ Yugi? What is it?
Chibi Yugi: Um... Can I get a gwass of wodda? [Can I get a glass of water?]
CA: You continue your Para Duel. I'll get you a glass of water Yugi.
Chibi Yugi ~whispering~: Okay.
SR: Mua ha ha! I win!
Marik: AGAIN!
~meanwhile~
CA: There ya go Yugi.
Chibi Yugi: Tank oo. [Thank you.]
~on their way back to the Tech Room CA notices seven pairs of Chibi eyes watching from the top of the stairs.~
CA: You want water too?
~All nod in unison. Looks cute...~
CA ~sighing~: Alright.
~a small crowd follows CA into the kitchen and seven glasses of water were handed out~
Chibi Bakura: Wer's Mommy? [Where's Mommy?]
CA: -_-; Mommy is Para Dueling Yami and Marik.
Chibi Malik: Me wanna watch.
CA: I have an idea. If you promise me you guys won't break anything or cause a ruckas, I'll let you guys watch Mommy and the Yami's Para Duel with the rest of the Non-Chibi's. Then I might be able to pull a few strings and surprise you all with something.
~Unison gasp~
CA: C'mon.
SR: ~agrivated~ Crystal... why are the Chibis following you into here? And even worst... AREN'T THEY SUPPOSE TO BE IN BED?!?!?!?!?!
CA: They promised me they wouldn't cause trouble if I let them watch you three for a while. And if they're extra good, they might get a surprise.
SR: If anything goes wrong, it's YOUR fault.
CA: ~nod~
(CA: Now for something I would absolutely love to see)
~SR, Yami, and Marik are Para Para-ing. The eight chibis look at eachother and stand up. They Para Para along~
TG: Born naturals.
Chesta: I didn't know Dilandau sama could dance.
Migel: He'd kill us all if word leaked out.
Guimel: Who'll be the first to crack and tell Van?
~The Chibi's stand in a line Para Para-ing perfectly~
TG: We could make money with a show like this. If only we could get out of the house.
~a yell from a not too distant room~ CW and HT: WE'RE WORKING ON IT!
~a while later it looks like the Chibis are getting restless and have the need to break something! OH NO! Don't worry. Years of expirience as a child and with tag will finally pay off!~
CA: Okay! Here's your surprise. Who wants to play... TAG?!
All Chibis: ~unison gasp~ I DO I DO I DO!
CA: Okay. Who's it?
All Chibis: MOMMY!
SR: Crystal...
CA: Silver... You're in popular demand. Look at those faces! Those eyes! ~emphasis on eyes~
~Chibis all give SR the EYE (of doom. Dun dun dun)~
SR: O.K.
Chibi Joey: Who else pwaying? [Who else is playing?]
CA: I'll play, and I'm sure a few loyal slayers wouldn't be able to refuse their commander's order.
Chibi Dilandau: Yes. I sur of tat too. [Yes. I'm sure of that too.]
Chesta, Migel, and Guimel: The things we do to stay loyal.
Chibi Seto: Evwybody pway! [Everybody play!]
~and so...~
SR: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! ~peak~ SIX!
CA: I see you peaking SR!
SR: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!!! READY OR NOT HERE I COME!
~You get the point. Everybody was pretty much 'It' and some point and the ultimate result of all the good Tag playing is the fact that all the Chibis fell asleep from exhaustion. Yay!~
To Be Continued...
CA: Hey did you enjoy it? Like I told you to? Aren't the dancing Chibi's cute?
SR: I'm tired of being mommy. You be mommy.
CA: Umm...
All Chibi Dialect is translated. The translation will appear between these [ ].
ie. Can I get a gwass of wodda? [Can I get a glass of water?]
CA: My turn again! MUA HA HA HA!
SR: Break time. ~goes and Para Para's~
CA: Speaking of which. Bakura, would you kindly do the disclaimer?
~Bakura turns away from CA~
CA: ~sigh~ You're a hot evil albino too.
Bakura: AND?!
CA: You're scary?
Bakura: Hmm.
Dilandau: JUST DO IT!
Bakura: SR and CA own NOTHING. All they own is that ugly doll and all those cook books. They don't own YuGiOh! Or Escaflowne or Yami's or Dragonslayers. They don't own Para Para Paradise, and of the dance moves, or any of the songs. Or Yoda. Or the game 'Tag'. Or the letter P.
SR: I think they get the point. -U
CA: Anyways. On with the show! Enjoy it.
~~~ Chapter 4 The Para Para Duel
CA successfully sang the chibis to sleep. After SR and CA tiptoe out of the room and close the door they walk downstairs.
SR: Finally.
CA: They're so cute when they're asleep. And, you know, not flinging rice at you. Even though that was kinda cute too.
SR: At least you're not called Mommy.
CA: Poor Mommy XD.
TG: Are they asleep?
CA: Yeah.
SR: Hey. You wanna go dance?
CA: Oh yeah. Para Para here we come!
~in the tech room~
CA: I can't get this move!! It's too fast and my brain is too slow.
SR: Which one?
CA: That one right there.
SR: It's easy. You're wiping the table, you throw the cloths behind you and then put the dishes down on the table.
CA: Hey. yeah!
Marik: You suck!
Yami: We're better.
CA: You think so, huh? ~points her finger dramatically just like in YGO~ Then I challenge you to a Para Para Paradise Duel! ~giggles madly~
SR: Heh... I'll choose. I say you dance Ultra High Heel Super Euro Mix.
CA: Gentlemen, start your... Para Para Pods...
~afterwards. The little screen thing says!~
SR: Ca got and A, and you two got a B. Looks like CA wins.
CA: CHA!
Yami: Beaten...
Marik: By a ditz.
CA: Watchit buster...s... Anyways. If you're looking for a real challenge, you should challenge the all time Para Para Paradise Queen, SR! She is like a Para Para Goddess.
~SR nods sagely~
CA: ~Yoda voice~ Have talent with Para Para she does.
SR: Yeah. I challenge you two!
Yami and Marik: Alright.
~CA sits on a couch and watches while also stuffing her Dilandau Plushie and sewing up the back. A small noise comes from the doorway~
Chibi Yugi: Um... um...
Yami: ~from Para Para Machine~ Yugi? What is it?
Chibi Yugi: Um... Can I get a gwass of wodda? [Can I get a glass of water?]
CA: You continue your Para Duel. I'll get you a glass of water Yugi.
Chibi Yugi ~whispering~: Okay.
SR: Mua ha ha! I win!
Marik: AGAIN!
~meanwhile~
CA: There ya go Yugi.
Chibi Yugi: Tank oo. [Thank you.]
~on their way back to the Tech Room CA notices seven pairs of Chibi eyes watching from the top of the stairs.~
CA: You want water too?
~All nod in unison. Looks cute...~
CA ~sighing~: Alright.
~a small crowd follows CA into the kitchen and seven glasses of water were handed out~
Chibi Bakura: Wer's Mommy? [Where's Mommy?]
CA: -_-; Mommy is Para Dueling Yami and Marik.
Chibi Malik: Me wanna watch.
CA: I have an idea. If you promise me you guys won't break anything or cause a ruckas, I'll let you guys watch Mommy and the Yami's Para Duel with the rest of the Non-Chibi's. Then I might be able to pull a few strings and surprise you all with something.
~Unison gasp~
CA: C'mon.
SR: ~agrivated~ Crystal... why are the Chibis following you into here? And even worst... AREN'T THEY SUPPOSE TO BE IN BED?!?!?!?!?!
CA: They promised me they wouldn't cause trouble if I let them watch you three for a while. And if they're extra good, they might get a surprise.
SR: If anything goes wrong, it's YOUR fault.
CA: ~nod~
(CA: Now for something I would absolutely love to see)
~SR, Yami, and Marik are Para Para-ing. The eight chibis look at eachother and stand up. They Para Para along~
TG: Born naturals.
Chesta: I didn't know Dilandau sama could dance.
Migel: He'd kill us all if word leaked out.
Guimel: Who'll be the first to crack and tell Van?
~The Chibi's stand in a line Para Para-ing perfectly~
TG: We could make money with a show like this. If only we could get out of the house.
~a yell from a not too distant room~ CW and HT: WE'RE WORKING ON IT!
~a while later it looks like the Chibis are getting restless and have the need to break something! OH NO! Don't worry. Years of expirience as a child and with tag will finally pay off!~
CA: Okay! Here's your surprise. Who wants to play... TAG?!
All Chibis: ~unison gasp~ I DO I DO I DO!
CA: Okay. Who's it?
All Chibis: MOMMY!
SR: Crystal...
CA: Silver... You're in popular demand. Look at those faces! Those eyes! ~emphasis on eyes~
~Chibis all give SR the EYE (of doom. Dun dun dun)~
SR: O.K.
Chibi Joey: Who else pwaying? [Who else is playing?]
CA: I'll play, and I'm sure a few loyal slayers wouldn't be able to refuse their commander's order.
Chibi Dilandau: Yes. I sur of tat too. [Yes. I'm sure of that too.]
Chesta, Migel, and Guimel: The things we do to stay loyal.
Chibi Seto: Evwybody pway! [Everybody play!]
~and so...~
SR: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! ~peak~ SIX!
CA: I see you peaking SR!
SR: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!!! READY OR NOT HERE I COME!
~You get the point. Everybody was pretty much 'It' and some point and the ultimate result of all the good Tag playing is the fact that all the Chibis fell asleep from exhaustion. Yay!~
To Be Continued...
CA: Hey did you enjoy it? Like I told you to? Aren't the dancing Chibi's cute?
SR: I'm tired of being mommy. You be mommy.
CA: Umm...