Harry was sitting in the library...alone. He was attempting to take notes for Potions class, but his mind kept drifting off. 'Why weren't his friends there?' he thought. 'I know,' he thought answering his own question, 'Hermonie's probably off doing god what with Lockhart, and Ron, damn I bet that little horny boy probably got his wish! Damn, why is everyone so horny all of a sudden?' he thought to himself as he tapped his pencil on his tablet of paper. "That's it!!!" he stands up and screams out loud with his hands above his head.
"Wow that's the happiest I've seen you all day!!" said a familiar voice behind him.
Harry turned around to see his best friend. "Ron!!!" he yells, and gives him a big hug.
Ron pulls back looking semi-frightened. "Why are all these guys hitting on me today?" Ron whimpers.
"Relax Ron!!!! I wasn't hitting on you!!! Harry screamed. Then he calmed down a bit. "I was just happy to see you, because I haven't seen you all day..." Harry mumbled semi-angrily.
"Well you sure seem happy!!!" Ron said in a fake happy voice.
Harry crossed his arms, and glared at Ron evilly. "and why are you so happy anyway? You realize something really bad is happening at this school!!!" Harry stood up and yelled right into Ron's face.
Ron waved his hand in front of his face, and made a disgusted face. "Uugghhh, Harry have you been eating your owl again?" he said as he tried not to smirk.
"Ron honestly if I didn't think that you were acting this way, because of whatever is happening at this school, I would smack you!!!!" he said angrily as he pointed at Ron.
Ron reached behind him, and pulled his wand out of his back pocket. "Please remove wand from ass" He grabbed a handkerchief out of his front pocket. "Clean, and have fun!!!!" He said as he rose the wand into the air with a triumphant smile.
Harry pinned Ron's hand to the table. Ron was struggling and whimpering in pain. "I do not assrape with my wand!!!" Harry screamed.
Everyone in the library turned to stare at him and laugh. Harry got so red and pissed, that you could literally see the smoke coming out of his ears.
Luckily it had destracted him long enough so he forgot about Ron momentarily. Ron got up and was standing about five feet away from Harry when he realized what happened.
He looked around for a minute, and then spotted Ron. "Look Harry just because you are the only one who isn't getting anything doesn't mean you have to be a little bitch!" Ron smirked evilly.
Harry didn't fully take a good look at Ron until just now. His shirt was unbuttoned to the V neck of his cardigan, and untucked all messy at the bottom. His tie was completely undone, and was just draped around his neck. His hair was also very messy.
Harry's jaw dropped. He couldn't believe it. Ron, sweet little Ron. At the age of only 12!!!
He grabbed Ron's wrist, and Ron unwillingly accompanied him to the gryffindor common room.
When they got there, Harry fully exploded. "You had sex!!!" Harry screamed.
Ron nodded, and smiled his famous horny smile.
Harry threw his hands up in the air, and brushed his messed hair out of his face. After about five minutes of paseing, and contemplating what has just happened. Harry finally asked, "With who?"
Ron made a fake sad face at Harry. He walked up to him and said very nicely, "Now Harry, Normally I would tell you, but since you are being such a complete dick to me right now, I'm not gonna!!!" He said in a very childish voice, and crossed his arms.
"Look who's talking!!!" Harry yelled.
Mcgonagoll walked in just then and separated them. They were still trying to run at each other. "Harry you get detention!!!" She yelled.
"What?!?!?" screamed Harry in an outrage. "He started it!!!" He pointed at Ron, who was just standing there smiling.
Mcgonagall put her hand on Harry's shoulder, and said, "He's just looking out for you!!" Harry looked very confused. "Go get some Harry." She tapped his shoulder and walked away.
At first he thought she meant sleep, but then it clicked that Mcgonagoll had been hit with the Hogwarts sex bug too. The thought of that old women naked, put haunting pictures in his mind, and he ran all the way to the boys dorm screaming.
Ron sank down into the big couch in the common room, and sighed. 'Life is great!' He thought to himself, as he stretched out, and eventually feel asleep.
"Wow that's the happiest I've seen you all day!!" said a familiar voice behind him.
Harry turned around to see his best friend. "Ron!!!" he yells, and gives him a big hug.
Ron pulls back looking semi-frightened. "Why are all these guys hitting on me today?" Ron whimpers.
"Relax Ron!!!! I wasn't hitting on you!!! Harry screamed. Then he calmed down a bit. "I was just happy to see you, because I haven't seen you all day..." Harry mumbled semi-angrily.
"Well you sure seem happy!!!" Ron said in a fake happy voice.
Harry crossed his arms, and glared at Ron evilly. "and why are you so happy anyway? You realize something really bad is happening at this school!!!" Harry stood up and yelled right into Ron's face.
Ron waved his hand in front of his face, and made a disgusted face. "Uugghhh, Harry have you been eating your owl again?" he said as he tried not to smirk.
"Ron honestly if I didn't think that you were acting this way, because of whatever is happening at this school, I would smack you!!!!" he said angrily as he pointed at Ron.
Ron reached behind him, and pulled his wand out of his back pocket. "Please remove wand from ass" He grabbed a handkerchief out of his front pocket. "Clean, and have fun!!!!" He said as he rose the wand into the air with a triumphant smile.
Harry pinned Ron's hand to the table. Ron was struggling and whimpering in pain. "I do not assrape with my wand!!!" Harry screamed.
Everyone in the library turned to stare at him and laugh. Harry got so red and pissed, that you could literally see the smoke coming out of his ears.
Luckily it had destracted him long enough so he forgot about Ron momentarily. Ron got up and was standing about five feet away from Harry when he realized what happened.
He looked around for a minute, and then spotted Ron. "Look Harry just because you are the only one who isn't getting anything doesn't mean you have to be a little bitch!" Ron smirked evilly.
Harry didn't fully take a good look at Ron until just now. His shirt was unbuttoned to the V neck of his cardigan, and untucked all messy at the bottom. His tie was completely undone, and was just draped around his neck. His hair was also very messy.
Harry's jaw dropped. He couldn't believe it. Ron, sweet little Ron. At the age of only 12!!!
He grabbed Ron's wrist, and Ron unwillingly accompanied him to the gryffindor common room.
When they got there, Harry fully exploded. "You had sex!!!" Harry screamed.
Ron nodded, and smiled his famous horny smile.
Harry threw his hands up in the air, and brushed his messed hair out of his face. After about five minutes of paseing, and contemplating what has just happened. Harry finally asked, "With who?"
Ron made a fake sad face at Harry. He walked up to him and said very nicely, "Now Harry, Normally I would tell you, but since you are being such a complete dick to me right now, I'm not gonna!!!" He said in a very childish voice, and crossed his arms.
"Look who's talking!!!" Harry yelled.
Mcgonagoll walked in just then and separated them. They were still trying to run at each other. "Harry you get detention!!!" She yelled.
"What?!?!?" screamed Harry in an outrage. "He started it!!!" He pointed at Ron, who was just standing there smiling.
Mcgonagall put her hand on Harry's shoulder, and said, "He's just looking out for you!!" Harry looked very confused. "Go get some Harry." She tapped his shoulder and walked away.
At first he thought she meant sleep, but then it clicked that Mcgonagoll had been hit with the Hogwarts sex bug too. The thought of that old women naked, put haunting pictures in his mind, and he ran all the way to the boys dorm screaming.
Ron sank down into the big couch in the common room, and sighed. 'Life is great!' He thought to himself, as he stretched out, and eventually feel asleep.