Harry and Ron were still not speaking to each other the next day at breakfast. Occasionally they would shoot each other evil looks, but basically they ignored each other.
Hermonie was usually punctual and well put together. This particular morning however, she was about 15 minutes later than usual. Her hair was messy, and she looked as if she hadn't showered. In fact, it looked as if she had sleep in her robes, as they were messy and wrinkled up. This was not like Hermonie at all.
Harry gave her a worried look. "I guess it has hit you too!" he mumbled, and went back to eating his toast.
"What has hit me?" Hermonie asked, and sat down next to Harry.
Ron caught his first sight of Hermonie. "Bloody hell!!!" Ron exclaimed. "Long night with Lockhart Hermonie?" Ron smiled as he nudged Hermonie. She turned a bright shade of red.
"Exactly that Hermonie!!!" Harry yelled. "Everyone seems to be obsessed with sex all of a sudden!! and not only that, but Ron has turned into a total bitch!!"
Hermonie bit her lip, and looked very worried. but neither Harry nor Ron noticed this.
"Speak for yourself pms boy!!" Ron exclaimed, as he threw a half eaten bagel at Harry.
"That was uncalled for!!!" yelled Harry and firmed planted his hands on the table and leaned towards Ron.
"Umm...I better be going!!!" said Hermonie looked very scared and pale in the face. She took off as fast as she could.
"See Ron, you scared her off!!" yelled Harry.
"Whatever Harry, she was probably embarrassed that we figured out she was sleeping with Lockhart."
"Arrggghhhh!!!!" screamed Harry as he tugged at his hair angrily. "Ron why don't you go fuck yourself!"
"Why don't you go rape your wand? cause with an attitude like that, that's the only action you will be getting" Ron smirked evilly.
Harry was about to go off on him when who came behind him but Malfoy. "Did I hear you say wand rape Harry?" Malfoy asked with an evil look in his eyes.
"I-I noooo!!!" Harry stammered angrily. "Ron said-"
"Good then!!! It's almost time for potions. Lets talk about this wand thing on the way..." said Malfoy and winked at Harry.
Harry had the look of sheer terror on his face. Malfoy put his arm around him, and they headed off to potions class together.
Ron laughed, and shouted out loud enough for everyone who was still in the dining hall to hear, "Looks like Harry's finally gonna get lucky!!!"
Harry flicked him off without turning around. Unfortunately, since he didn't turn around he didn't see that Professor Mcgonagoll was right behind him.
Hermonie was usually punctual and well put together. This particular morning however, she was about 15 minutes later than usual. Her hair was messy, and she looked as if she hadn't showered. In fact, it looked as if she had sleep in her robes, as they were messy and wrinkled up. This was not like Hermonie at all.
Harry gave her a worried look. "I guess it has hit you too!" he mumbled, and went back to eating his toast.
"What has hit me?" Hermonie asked, and sat down next to Harry.
Ron caught his first sight of Hermonie. "Bloody hell!!!" Ron exclaimed. "Long night with Lockhart Hermonie?" Ron smiled as he nudged Hermonie. She turned a bright shade of red.
"Exactly that Hermonie!!!" Harry yelled. "Everyone seems to be obsessed with sex all of a sudden!! and not only that, but Ron has turned into a total bitch!!"
Hermonie bit her lip, and looked very worried. but neither Harry nor Ron noticed this.
"Speak for yourself pms boy!!" Ron exclaimed, as he threw a half eaten bagel at Harry.
"That was uncalled for!!!" yelled Harry and firmed planted his hands on the table and leaned towards Ron.
"Umm...I better be going!!!" said Hermonie looked very scared and pale in the face. She took off as fast as she could.
"See Ron, you scared her off!!" yelled Harry.
"Whatever Harry, she was probably embarrassed that we figured out she was sleeping with Lockhart."
"Arrggghhhh!!!!" screamed Harry as he tugged at his hair angrily. "Ron why don't you go fuck yourself!"
"Why don't you go rape your wand? cause with an attitude like that, that's the only action you will be getting" Ron smirked evilly.
Harry was about to go off on him when who came behind him but Malfoy. "Did I hear you say wand rape Harry?" Malfoy asked with an evil look in his eyes.
"I-I noooo!!!" Harry stammered angrily. "Ron said-"
"Good then!!! It's almost time for potions. Lets talk about this wand thing on the way..." said Malfoy and winked at Harry.
Harry had the look of sheer terror on his face. Malfoy put his arm around him, and they headed off to potions class together.
Ron laughed, and shouted out loud enough for everyone who was still in the dining hall to hear, "Looks like Harry's finally gonna get lucky!!!"
Harry flicked him off without turning around. Unfortunately, since he didn't turn around he didn't see that Professor Mcgonagoll was right behind him.