Disclaimer: I own nothing. If you sue me, you'll probably get nothing either.
Author's note: Just some silliness I wrote when I got really bored.
Rating: G
What's That
Teal'c, why are you staring at the floor?
This is most intriguing, Captain Carter.
What is? Ewww!
You do not like it?
No, I hate it with a passion.
Hey Sam, what are you looking at? Oh.! Jack! You've got to see this!
See what?
I believe Daniel Jackson is referring to the thing on the floor.
Thank you, Teal'c.
Oh God! Who put that thing here?!
It's disgusting!
I think it's cute. No Sam.! Don't step on it.!!
.....
What do we do now?
I don't know. Daniel.. Geez!! Don't touch it, for crying out loud!
It's okay. I think it's....
It's moving, Sir!
It appears that the thing is attracted to you, Captain Carter.
Ummm... guys...
Alright, let's give it some space, people.
It's moving faster. Sam, you better get out of its way...
Too late.
Get it off me!!
I shall remove it with my staff weapon.
NO!!
You'll hurt Sam.
Guys! Do something!!
I see you've found Christine.
Dr. Fraiser?
You named it Christine?!
You're kidding, right?
I do not see the purpose of giving it a name.
Well, you see. it's like....
Daniel, not now.
Sorry.
Would someone get this thing off me.? Thanks!
You better get it away before Sam crushes it under her boots.
Sure.
Okay, show's over.
I didn't know you're afraid of that, Captain.
Don't even think about it.
Think about what?
Whatever you're thinking about now.
Oh?
You're smirking.
I'm not.
- FIN -