Just some crazy thing I thought up.
PLEASE R/R!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy ways to look at it
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Star Wars version
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[Duke walks in with Arcturas and Raynor playing poker sitting next to him]
Duke: JIM, I AM YOUR FATHER!!
Raynor: No!
Duke: Search your feelings, you know its true
Raynor: NOOO!!!!!!!
Duke: And theres another a.......sister.....
*Raynor grows quiet*
Duke: YES... ARCTURAS IS YOUR SISTER!
Arcturas and Raynor: Pardon?
Scooby Doo Version
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[The end of Brood War, Kerrigen has just finished her speech about being the Queen of Blades, along with Duran at her side, and then Raynor comes and pulls off a mask revealing ADMIRAL DUGALLE!!
Raynor: See? It wasn't Sarah at all, just a filthy frog!
[Arcturas comes in and pulls off a similar mask off Duran reavealing Alexei!]
DuGalle: And we would 'ave succeded if it wasn't for you pesky Dominions!
Salvador Dali Version
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[Raynor and Mengsk are sitting accros from eacother drinking coffee]
Cut to a montage of disturbing images, such as an eyeball being sliced
with a razor.
Cut back, Raynor has turned into a woman and Mengsk into an eider duck
called Percivil.
E.R. Version
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[Many complex machines that go 'beep' around Raynor's bed]
Zaretul: CBC! Chem 7 and c-sine!
Fenix: He's crashing sir!
Zaretul: Start cimpressions! Charging to 120! CLEAR!
Fenix: Still no rythym. He's been down to long.
Zaretul: NO! Charging to 300! CLEAR!
Fenix: Leave it sir. There's nothing more we can do.
Zaretul: Clean up the body, I'll tell Tassadar
Rabid Fans Version
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[Imeadetly following a party at Kerrigens, a WWII Submarine pops up in
her lake and out come Fangirls and Fanboys
Fangirls/boys: [Determined battle cry] HES/SHES MINE BITCH/BASTARD!
[All the waiters and so forth are massacard. DeGalle is killed in a way so vicious that it cannot
be described without bumping this thing up to NC-17.]
Fangirl 1: DIE! YOU CAUSE DISHONOR TO RAYNOR!
Fanboy 1: WHO GIVES A MOKEYS ABOUT RAYNOR? HE DISHONORED KERRIGEN MORE!
[A fight breaks out between the fangirls/boys. The heros all hide in the wine celler
, or lie aropund pretending to be dead. Fangirls/boys massacare eachother. Heros emerge.]
Kerrigen: Does the fact that they tore eachother to shreds shouting our names worry you in any way?
James Bond Version
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[Kerrigen is in her room, stroking her pet Drone. Raynor is bound to a pole that is sticking out of the window]
Kerrigen: SO, we meet again James Raynor
Raynor: Kerrigen. A well thought out plan I must admit.
Kerrigen: And one wich you have failed to prevent in any way.
Raynor: Do you expect me to talk?
Kerrigen: No, Jimmy, I expect you to die. And now, I shall oversee the rest of my plan. Goodbye Jimmy
[She leaves, leaving some fantastically incompetant zerglings to kill Raynor. They fail. Raynor escapes and blows
up the hive while still managing to rescue Mengsk and Duke]
Startrek Version
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[Raynor, Zaretul and Fenix, are standing next to Kerrigens bed]
Zaretul: She's dead Jim.
Raynor: Such injustice, such bravery, and all for so little
Fenix: Such sentiments are illogical Commander. She sacrificed herself for us. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
Raynor: But for her, there is nothing
Fenix: We continue our five-year mission to bravly seek out new planets and civilazations to subject to Terran Dominion Impearilism
Jane Austen Version
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[Raynor is sitting next to Kerrigens bed, following the ending epic battle]
Raynor: I do regret if I had ever caused you suffering
Kerrigen: Nay sir, none, for I could not be said to suffer
Raynor: You do, for I have treated you badly.
Kerrigen: I cannot suffer for a false treatment.
Raynor: I was never false Sarah, would you consent to be my wife?
Kerrigen: WHY JIM, OF COURSE!
[Raynor marries Kerrigen. Duke marries Mengsk. DuGalle marries Alexei.
Tassadar marries Fenix. Artanis marries Aldaris. Zaretul marries Rashgal.
The Norad 3 marries the Hyperion. The Overmind marries himself. In fact, EVERYBODT GETS MARRIED!]
Disney Version
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[Raynors by Kerrigen's death bed]
Kerrigen: Jimmy, I lied to you. I am in fact a woman. I joined the army to avenge the death of my father at the hands of the Confederates. AND I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU!
Raynor: But I cannot marry you, for I can only marry the daughter of a Duke
Kerrigen: BUT MY FATHER WAS A DUKE(Like as if you couldnt guess who)
[They kiss]
Raynor: BUT LOVE, YOU ARE DIEING!
[Just then, a mystical man with a big head, who calls himself Yuri, appears and cures Kerrigen, while wisecraking.
There is then a big song and dance routine ending after their wedding,
involving Duke leading hordes of tapdancing Marines and Firebats around the Command Center]
PLEASE R/R!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy ways to look at it
_______________________________________________________________________
Star Wars version
-------------------
[Duke walks in with Arcturas and Raynor playing poker sitting next to him]
Duke: JIM, I AM YOUR FATHER!!
Raynor: No!
Duke: Search your feelings, you know its true
Raynor: NOOO!!!!!!!
Duke: And theres another a.......sister.....
*Raynor grows quiet*
Duke: YES... ARCTURAS IS YOUR SISTER!
Arcturas and Raynor: Pardon?
Scooby Doo Version
-----------------------
[The end of Brood War, Kerrigen has just finished her speech about being the Queen of Blades, along with Duran at her side, and then Raynor comes and pulls off a mask revealing ADMIRAL DUGALLE!!
Raynor: See? It wasn't Sarah at all, just a filthy frog!
[Arcturas comes in and pulls off a similar mask off Duran reavealing Alexei!]
DuGalle: And we would 'ave succeded if it wasn't for you pesky Dominions!
Salvador Dali Version
------------------------
[Raynor and Mengsk are sitting accros from eacother drinking coffee]
Cut to a montage of disturbing images, such as an eyeball being sliced
with a razor.
Cut back, Raynor has turned into a woman and Mengsk into an eider duck
called Percivil.
E.R. Version
---------------
[Many complex machines that go 'beep' around Raynor's bed]
Zaretul: CBC! Chem 7 and c-sine!
Fenix: He's crashing sir!
Zaretul: Start cimpressions! Charging to 120! CLEAR!
Fenix: Still no rythym. He's been down to long.
Zaretul: NO! Charging to 300! CLEAR!
Fenix: Leave it sir. There's nothing more we can do.
Zaretul: Clean up the body, I'll tell Tassadar
Rabid Fans Version
-----------------------
[Imeadetly following a party at Kerrigens, a WWII Submarine pops up in
her lake and out come Fangirls and Fanboys
Fangirls/boys: [Determined battle cry] HES/SHES MINE BITCH/BASTARD!
[All the waiters and so forth are massacard. DeGalle is killed in a way so vicious that it cannot
be described without bumping this thing up to NC-17.]
Fangirl 1: DIE! YOU CAUSE DISHONOR TO RAYNOR!
Fanboy 1: WHO GIVES A MOKEYS ABOUT RAYNOR? HE DISHONORED KERRIGEN MORE!
[A fight breaks out between the fangirls/boys. The heros all hide in the wine celler
, or lie aropund pretending to be dead. Fangirls/boys massacare eachother. Heros emerge.]
Kerrigen: Does the fact that they tore eachother to shreds shouting our names worry you in any way?
James Bond Version
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[Kerrigen is in her room, stroking her pet Drone. Raynor is bound to a pole that is sticking out of the window]
Kerrigen: SO, we meet again James Raynor
Raynor: Kerrigen. A well thought out plan I must admit.
Kerrigen: And one wich you have failed to prevent in any way.
Raynor: Do you expect me to talk?
Kerrigen: No, Jimmy, I expect you to die. And now, I shall oversee the rest of my plan. Goodbye Jimmy
[She leaves, leaving some fantastically incompetant zerglings to kill Raynor. They fail. Raynor escapes and blows
up the hive while still managing to rescue Mengsk and Duke]
Startrek Version
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[Raynor, Zaretul and Fenix, are standing next to Kerrigens bed]
Zaretul: She's dead Jim.
Raynor: Such injustice, such bravery, and all for so little
Fenix: Such sentiments are illogical Commander. She sacrificed herself for us. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
Raynor: But for her, there is nothing
Fenix: We continue our five-year mission to bravly seek out new planets and civilazations to subject to Terran Dominion Impearilism
Jane Austen Version
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[Raynor is sitting next to Kerrigens bed, following the ending epic battle]
Raynor: I do regret if I had ever caused you suffering
Kerrigen: Nay sir, none, for I could not be said to suffer
Raynor: You do, for I have treated you badly.
Kerrigen: I cannot suffer for a false treatment.
Raynor: I was never false Sarah, would you consent to be my wife?
Kerrigen: WHY JIM, OF COURSE!
[Raynor marries Kerrigen. Duke marries Mengsk. DuGalle marries Alexei.
Tassadar marries Fenix. Artanis marries Aldaris. Zaretul marries Rashgal.
The Norad 3 marries the Hyperion. The Overmind marries himself. In fact, EVERYBODT GETS MARRIED!]
Disney Version
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[Raynors by Kerrigen's death bed]
Kerrigen: Jimmy, I lied to you. I am in fact a woman. I joined the army to avenge the death of my father at the hands of the Confederates. AND I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU!
Raynor: But I cannot marry you, for I can only marry the daughter of a Duke
Kerrigen: BUT MY FATHER WAS A DUKE(Like as if you couldnt guess who)
[They kiss]
Raynor: BUT LOVE, YOU ARE DIEING!
[Just then, a mystical man with a big head, who calls himself Yuri, appears and cures Kerrigen, while wisecraking.
There is then a big song and dance routine ending after their wedding,
involving Duke leading hordes of tapdancing Marines and Firebats around the Command Center]