Hi, it's me again! I decided to continue this anyway. ENJOY!!
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Harry Potter version
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Duke: Raynor you are a wizard.
Raynor: I'm a what?
(Duke appears dressed as Dumbledore, and is fighting Duran, who's face is plastered to the back of DuGalle's head. Raynor grabs DuGalle. He screams and disintegrates, and all is won. Raynor returns to Kerrigen, to find that Fenix as Madame Pomfrey, has cast a Bone-Healing spell upon her, and all is better.)
South Park version
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[Kerrigen, Duran, Raynor, and Tassadar standing around under a tree]
Kerrigen: So, what's going on?
(Hydralisk pops out from behind tree and kills Raynor with poison spikes)
Tassadar: OH MY GOD! He killed Raynor! YOU BASTARD!
(He takes out a C10 and tries to blow the hydralisk away, but almost hits Duran!)
Duran: God Damn it! Don't shoot me!
(He takes out HIS C10 and starts shooting at Tassadar)
Duran: I'll blow your frickin' head off!
(Raynor suddenly stands, but dies again when one of Duran's bullets hit him)
Kerrigen: OH MY GOD! You killed Raynor again!
(She takes out HER C10 and blows away Duran Tassadar AND the hydralisk)
Kerrigen: Well that sucked
Titanic version
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(Raynor and Kerrigen have just gone down on the starship Titanic. Kerrigen is lying on a board clutching Raynor's hand as they float in space.)
Kerrigen: I love you Jim
(Squeezes him so tightly she is cutting of his air)
Raynor: No, don't you dare say your goodbyes Sarah. Don't you give up. Don't you DARE you stupid bitch!
(Back-hands her)
Kerrigen: I'm so cold. I can't feel my legs. My God! I don't even have legs! God, Jim, HELP ME!
(Grabs him and again cuts off his air supply)
Raynor: You're cutting off my fucking air! *Voice gets high like someone is squeezing his testicles* I can't breathe! LET GO!
Kerrigen: *sobs* I'll never let go Jim, I'll never let go.
(BTW, Tiny Chelle helped me out with this version. Thanx sis) :P
CLUE version
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[(Kerrigen as Miss Scarlet, Raynor as Col. Mustard, Arcturas as Professor Plum, Raszagal as Mrs. Peacock, Duran as Mr. Green, and Fenix as Mrs. White 0_0) are all puzzling over which one of them killed Duke as Mr. Body]
Duran: Well, I didn't do it! I was in the forward helm necking with Raszagal!
Raszagal: I would never! Liar! How rude!
Raynor: Lying about a lady!? I challenge you to a duel!
Kerrigen: oh stop it! And Duran, I thought you were a homosexual!
Fenix: *in girly voice* He is!
Duran: I know Fenix is!
Kerrigen: She is?
Duran: Well, like, DUH! Fenix is a guy!
Kerrigen: You mean I SLEPT with a guy?!
Arcturas: You're a lesbian? Did I know that?
Fenix: I AM NOT A HOMO! *Starts to cry* That's Big Bird! Call me a homo again, and I'll kill you!
Duran: With what? Bitch slaps?
Fenix: Yes damn you!
(Bitch slaps Duran to death)
Raszagal: you killed him! How rude! You he-whore!
Raynor: What!? Name-calling?! I challenge you to a duel!
Fenix: You can't challenge a woman to a duel!
Raynor: Contradicting me!? I challenge YOU to a duel!
Kerrigen: *snickers* That works. He's a man
Fenix: I am NOT a man!
(Bitch slaps Kerrigen to death)
Raynor: Killing a lady!? I challenge you to another duel!
(Takes out a pistol and kills Raszagal instead of Fenix)
Fenix: you killed my bitch you bitch!
(Bitch slaps Raynor to death)
Arcturas: What's going on? Is everyone dead? Who killed them? Did I? Did YOU? Oh my God! YOU'RE the killer! You killed Duke! You killed everyone! And now you're gonna try to kill me!
Fenix: I don't know what to do. *Thinks a minute* Will you be my lover?
Arcturas: uhh...Am I gay? I don't remember. What is going on? Who are all these people? Who are you? Who am I?
Fenix: *smirks* You are Tawny Peaks. You are a stripper. You were just about to get a sex change when these ruffians kidnapped you. I, your lover, rescued you and killed these fuckers. We are going to get married and have 2.6 children. We are naming them Fox Glove, and Marigold.
Arcturas: *smiles happily* Oh, ok. I remember now. Let's go get hitched bitch!
[By the time DuGalle got there, Fenix and Arcturas were gone. It was concluded that Raszagal had bitch slapped everyone to death, and then shot herself. Fenix and Arcturas married and had their 2.6 children. DuGalle finally recovered from the loss of his lover, Arcturas and took up with Stukov]
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I jsut get crazier every day!
R/R!!!!!!!!
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Harry Potter version
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Duke: Raynor you are a wizard.
Raynor: I'm a what?
(Duke appears dressed as Dumbledore, and is fighting Duran, who's face is plastered to the back of DuGalle's head. Raynor grabs DuGalle. He screams and disintegrates, and all is won. Raynor returns to Kerrigen, to find that Fenix as Madame Pomfrey, has cast a Bone-Healing spell upon her, and all is better.)
South Park version
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[Kerrigen, Duran, Raynor, and Tassadar standing around under a tree]
Kerrigen: So, what's going on?
(Hydralisk pops out from behind tree and kills Raynor with poison spikes)
Tassadar: OH MY GOD! He killed Raynor! YOU BASTARD!
(He takes out a C10 and tries to blow the hydralisk away, but almost hits Duran!)
Duran: God Damn it! Don't shoot me!
(He takes out HIS C10 and starts shooting at Tassadar)
Duran: I'll blow your frickin' head off!
(Raynor suddenly stands, but dies again when one of Duran's bullets hit him)
Kerrigen: OH MY GOD! You killed Raynor again!
(She takes out HER C10 and blows away Duran Tassadar AND the hydralisk)
Kerrigen: Well that sucked
Titanic version
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(Raynor and Kerrigen have just gone down on the starship Titanic. Kerrigen is lying on a board clutching Raynor's hand as they float in space.)
Kerrigen: I love you Jim
(Squeezes him so tightly she is cutting of his air)
Raynor: No, don't you dare say your goodbyes Sarah. Don't you give up. Don't you DARE you stupid bitch!
(Back-hands her)
Kerrigen: I'm so cold. I can't feel my legs. My God! I don't even have legs! God, Jim, HELP ME!
(Grabs him and again cuts off his air supply)
Raynor: You're cutting off my fucking air! *Voice gets high like someone is squeezing his testicles* I can't breathe! LET GO!
Kerrigen: *sobs* I'll never let go Jim, I'll never let go.
(BTW, Tiny Chelle helped me out with this version. Thanx sis) :P
CLUE version
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[(Kerrigen as Miss Scarlet, Raynor as Col. Mustard, Arcturas as Professor Plum, Raszagal as Mrs. Peacock, Duran as Mr. Green, and Fenix as Mrs. White 0_0) are all puzzling over which one of them killed Duke as Mr. Body]
Duran: Well, I didn't do it! I was in the forward helm necking with Raszagal!
Raszagal: I would never! Liar! How rude!
Raynor: Lying about a lady!? I challenge you to a duel!
Kerrigen: oh stop it! And Duran, I thought you were a homosexual!
Fenix: *in girly voice* He is!
Duran: I know Fenix is!
Kerrigen: She is?
Duran: Well, like, DUH! Fenix is a guy!
Kerrigen: You mean I SLEPT with a guy?!
Arcturas: You're a lesbian? Did I know that?
Fenix: I AM NOT A HOMO! *Starts to cry* That's Big Bird! Call me a homo again, and I'll kill you!
Duran: With what? Bitch slaps?
Fenix: Yes damn you!
(Bitch slaps Duran to death)
Raszagal: you killed him! How rude! You he-whore!
Raynor: What!? Name-calling?! I challenge you to a duel!
Fenix: You can't challenge a woman to a duel!
Raynor: Contradicting me!? I challenge YOU to a duel!
Kerrigen: *snickers* That works. He's a man
Fenix: I am NOT a man!
(Bitch slaps Kerrigen to death)
Raynor: Killing a lady!? I challenge you to another duel!
(Takes out a pistol and kills Raszagal instead of Fenix)
Fenix: you killed my bitch you bitch!
(Bitch slaps Raynor to death)
Arcturas: What's going on? Is everyone dead? Who killed them? Did I? Did YOU? Oh my God! YOU'RE the killer! You killed Duke! You killed everyone! And now you're gonna try to kill me!
Fenix: I don't know what to do. *Thinks a minute* Will you be my lover?
Arcturas: uhh...Am I gay? I don't remember. What is going on? Who are all these people? Who are you? Who am I?
Fenix: *smirks* You are Tawny Peaks. You are a stripper. You were just about to get a sex change when these ruffians kidnapped you. I, your lover, rescued you and killed these fuckers. We are going to get married and have 2.6 children. We are naming them Fox Glove, and Marigold.
Arcturas: *smiles happily* Oh, ok. I remember now. Let's go get hitched bitch!
[By the time DuGalle got there, Fenix and Arcturas were gone. It was concluded that Raszagal had bitch slapped everyone to death, and then shot herself. Fenix and Arcturas married and had their 2.6 children. DuGalle finally recovered from the loss of his lover, Arcturas and took up with Stukov]
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I jsut get crazier every day!
R/R!!!!!!!!