Raph's Childhood.
Well Raph started out like any young kid. A little shy and a little rambungshes. It all started when he was in Kindergarten when he brought his new red shiny rain boots for show-and-tell. The whole class was watching as the teacher called on him to show his treasure to all.
Teacher-"Raphael what have you brought to show us for this week's show-and-tell?"
Raphael looked at the teacher and shyly held out his boots.
Raphael- "new boots, new boots"
The teacher looked at him.
Teacher-"Raphael its I have new boots. I have new boots."
The whole class laughed and that's where it all started. From that day on he would not participate in classroom activities.
When Raph was in first grade they were practicing proper phone manners. The room had a phone that was connected to one other room where a teacher's assistant would call into the classroom and have each student practice the proper way to answer the phone.
Teacher- "Now class when you answer the phone you should never talk with food or gum in your mouth its one of the most important rules."
Raph saw each one of his classmates run up to the phone, answer it, and everybody was watching.
Girl-"Hello Bengston Residence? She's in the shower may I take a message?......"
The teacher was reading names from the list and she was getting closer to Raph's name. He had to think quick.
Teacher-"Lets see who is next, um, Raphael?"
Raphael looked up and puffed his cheeks and made chewing motions.
The teacher looked at him.
Teacher-"Well I see that Raph has something in his mouth so he will not be able to talk on the phone today. Next on the list is........."
Raph-"Phew."
In the second grade Raph was picked on every day by a couple of his other mean classmates. One of those classmates rode the bus with him.
Bully-"oh look its Mr. Boots"
Raph glares at him.
Bully-"Come on stupid don't you know how to talk?"
Raph turns around and ignores the kid.
Bully-"Oh come on your no fun."
Just as the bully turns around Raph takes a huge wad of gum out of his mouth and pushes it as hard as he can into the bully's hair. The kid runs his hand over the mess.
Bully*gasping*- "I'm telling my mom!"
The bully sits back down sobbing. Raph sits looking at the huge wad of gum in this kid's hair and begins to think.
Raph*Thinking to himself*-"What is Splinter going to do when he finds out."
Raph sees the kid's stop nearing. He shrugs at the thought of being told on and stands up grabbing the wad of gum and rips the whole entire pile out, hair and all.
Raph*throwing the wad out the window*-"NO YOUR NOT!"
The kid screams and puts his hand where the wad used to be but only finds a bald spot. The bully screams and cries the whole way home.
there's more to this story. Please R&R. Believe me it gets worse. In a funny way though.
Well Raph started out like any young kid. A little shy and a little rambungshes. It all started when he was in Kindergarten when he brought his new red shiny rain boots for show-and-tell. The whole class was watching as the teacher called on him to show his treasure to all.
Teacher-"Raphael what have you brought to show us for this week's show-and-tell?"
Raphael looked at the teacher and shyly held out his boots.
Raphael- "new boots, new boots"
The teacher looked at him.
Teacher-"Raphael its I have new boots. I have new boots."
The whole class laughed and that's where it all started. From that day on he would not participate in classroom activities.
When Raph was in first grade they were practicing proper phone manners. The room had a phone that was connected to one other room where a teacher's assistant would call into the classroom and have each student practice the proper way to answer the phone.
Teacher- "Now class when you answer the phone you should never talk with food or gum in your mouth its one of the most important rules."
Raph saw each one of his classmates run up to the phone, answer it, and everybody was watching.
Girl-"Hello Bengston Residence? She's in the shower may I take a message?......"
The teacher was reading names from the list and she was getting closer to Raph's name. He had to think quick.
Teacher-"Lets see who is next, um, Raphael?"
Raphael looked up and puffed his cheeks and made chewing motions.
The teacher looked at him.
Teacher-"Well I see that Raph has something in his mouth so he will not be able to talk on the phone today. Next on the list is........."
Raph-"Phew."
In the second grade Raph was picked on every day by a couple of his other mean classmates. One of those classmates rode the bus with him.
Bully-"oh look its Mr. Boots"
Raph glares at him.
Bully-"Come on stupid don't you know how to talk?"
Raph turns around and ignores the kid.
Bully-"Oh come on your no fun."
Just as the bully turns around Raph takes a huge wad of gum out of his mouth and pushes it as hard as he can into the bully's hair. The kid runs his hand over the mess.
Bully*gasping*- "I'm telling my mom!"
The bully sits back down sobbing. Raph sits looking at the huge wad of gum in this kid's hair and begins to think.
Raph*Thinking to himself*-"What is Splinter going to do when he finds out."
Raph sees the kid's stop nearing. He shrugs at the thought of being told on and stands up grabbing the wad of gum and rips the whole entire pile out, hair and all.
Raph*throwing the wad out the window*-"NO YOUR NOT!"
The kid screams and puts his hand where the wad used to be but only finds a bald spot. The bully screams and cries the whole way home.
there's more to this story. Please R&R. Believe me it gets worse. In a funny way though.