Bellichan: Copyright stuff: None of this is mine except for the storyline, somewhat.....

Bellichan: Ok, well for all of you people out there who don't know what the hell
University Satellite is, it is from an anime called Battle Athletes, Miroku's first stop.
(Battle Athletes is copyright...umm....Pioneer I think) The story summary for BA is there
is a girl named Akari who is admitted to a school for extremely space-y sports on a
satellite, hence University Satellite. When Akari is scared or sad, she hides in a large
cardboard box labeled Akari's House. In addition, Kris is a gay (although you can't t
tell most of the time) blue-haired girl who is in love with Akari. She also has a pet cow
named Gyubei.

Akari: OK I don't like the sound of his fanfic......especially that Miroku guy.......

Bellichan: Well you won't like it, but Miroku probably will! And yes, if you haven't

guessed this is a story about Miroku finding someone to BEAR HIS CHILD. So there.

BUBBA JACQUES!!!!!!!!!!
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After entering the portal, Miroku's first steps are those on University Satellite's
simulated grass fields. Humming to himself, Miroku half ran, half walked to the front
desk.

May I have the roster please? Miroku said.
Please state your reason. The front desk officer, munching on a Belgian cream
donut, was nevertheless in a grouchy mood. The indignant sound of her voice made
Miroku's easily provoked hostility come out.

I HAVE A HOLE IN MY FREAKIN HAND AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!

WAAAGH! OK OK HERE IS THE ROSTER!!!!!

Miroku strode off to find the girl Akari Kanzaki.


Entering the weight room, which smelled fine considering the amount of people
working out, was crowded with girls. Miroku's gaze wandered around the room, taking
in all of the beautiful ladies (Whaaaat, I'm speaking Miroku talk :P). However, he remembered his quest and spotted Akari across the room. He strolled over to her. She was another gorgeous girl, with sleek brown hair and an innocent face. This look deceived many, but not Miroku, because he could see that she was lifting more than the weight of many large demons.

This was one dangerous female. Miroku resolved in his mind to be careful about what he said.

Hello! You, yes you.
Akari looked up, puzzled. Yes? Can I help you?
Will you bear my child?

Akari blinked, not responding for a few seconds. She proceeded to whip out
her Akari's House box and hide underneath it.

Her wails could be heard echoing around the large room. Eyes turned
to stare at him.
Hmmm, I guess not.......*sweatdrop* (DUH Miroku! You scare everyone!)
A rumbling sound exploded from the front door.

A yell erupted from behind Miroku and he spun around, screaming.

EEEEEYAGH! What the HELL are YOU? Miroku's eyes went wide as he
surveyed the scene before him: An aqua-tressed female was set before him, pointing
an accusing finger straight between his eyes. She was riding on none other than....a
very large cow.

I am a KRIS. How DARE you say that to my Akari!!!!! How DARE you!!! Kris' finger was
shaking with rage at Miroku's face. He was generally not scared by much, but this was
scary and disturbing......

Miroku began to mumble incomprehensibly to no avail (if there was a purpose
anyway). "GYUBEI!!" barked Kris. The enormous cow's head tilted, waiting for orders.
Kris' eyes narrowed.

"GET HIM!!!!!!"

Gyubei proceeded to stomp many times on Miroku, injuring him badly, but not enough to kill him (hey I have a lot more chapters to go). Miroku's limp body arose from it stupor afetr a while, and Miroku built up the strength to speak. Kris listened closely.

"In........ugh....that case......will......you..... bear...." Miroku managed to struggle out.

"YOU BAKA!!! I'm GAY!!!" Kris' twitching eye accented the accusing finger again pointed at Miroku. He decided it was a good time to switch series.
A magical portal opened an again, Miroku simply disappeared into it.
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I'm sorry, I meant for this story to be funny......now it's just wierd. O well...the manga version is funnier, although I've only managed to draw this episode. Please review...especially tell me if it is remotely funny....be honest. I can take it. But not too honest...... : P