Author: Fire
Disclaimer: Nope not mine. Just borrowing them for a bit of fun. If they were mine, Jake would currently be doing some HEAVY undercover work for me. ;-)
Everyone knows me. I am Sara Pezzini, famous badass New York detective and the wielder of the mighty Witchblade. Well, ladies and gentleman, the mighty blade wielder has turned to Jell-O. A big, quivering, shaking, unstable mass of goo.
All because my partner decide to drop the mother off all anvils on my head. He tells me it isn't the best time! No kidding buddy! I am running for my life, no knowing whether I am gonna live or die and BOOM!
"I'm in love with you?!!"
Okay I have an image to maintain, so on went my incredulous look and my response to this new little piece of information was " Your right Jake, not a good time."
But if only the poor man knew that he was lucky that I didn't attack him, throw him to the ground, rip off his clothes and have my wicked way with him. Who am I kidding? I was glad that Dante walked in at that moment, because I was seriously considering doing just that!
So here is Dante and Jake, who has a gun in his hand and that smirk on his face that I like to call "the dolphin face." You know that perpetual smirk that a dolphin has?
Well it was all I could do NOT to grab him by that adorable hair and wipe that smirk off his face with my lips. I mean, I could die at any moment and here I am picturing what he would look like in a pair of black silk boxers.
Am I pitiful or what?
My rookie partner turned FBI agent has turned me into a blithering idiot!
So what if he has the body that a Greek god would envy? Or a voice that would melt chocolate? I mean he isn't that good looking.
Yeah right! The man is sex appeal on legs. A big oozing pile of masculinity that any woman within a mile radius would hone in on!
But if any woman who even looks at him funny will have to deal with ME! So don't even think about it!
What you don't think I would kick your ass?! Just try me sister! See if you have a hair on your head left when I get through with you!!
Whew, ummm, sorry folks, I apologize for that little outburst, but you try working with him almost every day. Your nerves would be just as frazzled as mine are.
Hmm, well the Greek god himself just informed me that there is a murder that needs to be checked out.
Wow! Nice view as I follow him out, bet you could bounce a quarter on that thing!
Yep, the mighty wielder of the Witchblade has now officially turned into Jell-O. Oh, but what a way to go!
Disclaimer: Nope not mine. Just borrowing them for a bit of fun. If they were mine, Jake would currently be doing some HEAVY undercover work for me. ;-)
Everyone knows me. I am Sara Pezzini, famous badass New York detective and the wielder of the mighty Witchblade. Well, ladies and gentleman, the mighty blade wielder has turned to Jell-O. A big, quivering, shaking, unstable mass of goo.
All because my partner decide to drop the mother off all anvils on my head. He tells me it isn't the best time! No kidding buddy! I am running for my life, no knowing whether I am gonna live or die and BOOM!
"I'm in love with you?!!"
Okay I have an image to maintain, so on went my incredulous look and my response to this new little piece of information was " Your right Jake, not a good time."
But if only the poor man knew that he was lucky that I didn't attack him, throw him to the ground, rip off his clothes and have my wicked way with him. Who am I kidding? I was glad that Dante walked in at that moment, because I was seriously considering doing just that!
So here is Dante and Jake, who has a gun in his hand and that smirk on his face that I like to call "the dolphin face." You know that perpetual smirk that a dolphin has?
Well it was all I could do NOT to grab him by that adorable hair and wipe that smirk off his face with my lips. I mean, I could die at any moment and here I am picturing what he would look like in a pair of black silk boxers.
Am I pitiful or what?
My rookie partner turned FBI agent has turned me into a blithering idiot!
So what if he has the body that a Greek god would envy? Or a voice that would melt chocolate? I mean he isn't that good looking.
Yeah right! The man is sex appeal on legs. A big oozing pile of masculinity that any woman within a mile radius would hone in on!
But if any woman who even looks at him funny will have to deal with ME! So don't even think about it!
What you don't think I would kick your ass?! Just try me sister! See if you have a hair on your head left when I get through with you!!
Whew, ummm, sorry folks, I apologize for that little outburst, but you try working with him almost every day. Your nerves would be just as frazzled as mine are.
Hmm, well the Greek god himself just informed me that there is a murder that needs to be checked out.
Wow! Nice view as I follow him out, bet you could bounce a quarter on that thing!
Yep, the mighty wielder of the Witchblade has now officially turned into Jell-O. Oh, but what a way to go!