Winter Fun: The Irish Drinking Song; or The Blizzard of 'Hood
Well, well, well. This fic is off to a roaring start. I want to thank all of those who review, especially those with ideas. And here are those kind folks:
The Anon: As promised, Beast will get painted in this chapter, and with hilarious results.
Klucky: Scott and Jean stuck in a blizzard? I live to serve.
Aphrodite: Next chapter will fit your idea perfectly my friend.
The Scribe: Banshee makes a guest appearance? And shows the others how to really party? Ho Ho Ho.
JheregAssasin: Some X-Men going insane and thinking that Snowmen are alive? And the Brotherhood planting booby traps around the town? Merry friggen' Christmas.
And Now without further Ado, ON WITH TH SHOW!!!
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The Xavier Institute for gifted Youngsters.
(Ding-dong) "Sean!" Ororo said happily as she opened the door to see her old partner Sean "Banshee" Cassidy there. "Welcome." Storm said as she led Banshee into the mansion.
"'Tis god ta be back, lass." Banshee said as Logan and Beast walked in and greeted him.
"Salutations Mr. Cassidy." Beast said as she shook Banshee's hand.
"Irish." Logan nodded.
"I brought beer." Cassidy said as Logan's eyes widened.
"I LOVE YOU!" Logan shouted as he picked Banshee up in a bear hug.
"…Air…Logan…I need…Air…" Banshee gasped.
"Sorry." Logan said sheepishly.
"Now then, Let's go Party." Banshee said as the adults all ran into Xavier's study. They didn't notice Jamie running down the stairs, wearing his Multiple, the Mighty costume.
"Fools. Drink your spirituous drinks. For soon you will fall to MULTIPLE, THE MIGHTY'S ARMY OF EVIL SNOWMEN!!!" Jamie shouted as he ran outside to make snowmen. He didn't notice that Kurt had caught the last part of his speech.
"Vas! Evil snowmen! I must defeat this new threat." Kurt said as he saw Bobby walking by. "But with Evan gone I need a new Lackey." Kurt thought as he walked up to Bobby. "Hey Bobby, do you wanna be a lackey?" Kurt asked as Bobby looked at him stupidly.
"Um, Ok." Booby said innocently, not realizing what Lackey meant.
"Quickly, Lackey, we must fight this new threat!" Kurt shouted as he struck a dramatic pose.
"Um, Ok." Booby said as he followed Nightcrawler outside.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
(Ding-Dong) "Who the heck could that be?" Wanda asked as she opened the door, to see a Very irate Principle Kelly standing in front of the door. "Ok this is weird." Wanda said as Kelly stormed past her ands into the pallor.
"Hi, Mister Kelly." Toad said as he walked up. "Wait a minute… What the heck are you doing here, yo?" Toad shouted as the rest of the Brotherhood filled into the room, and saw their former Principle.
"Ok, what give numb-nuts?" Pietro asked as he sped over to Kelly.
"I've been put in charge of you for the holidays." Kelly said in defeated tone.
"Really?" Wanda said slyly as the Brotherhood got into a huddle and began whispering. Toad looked up from the huddle, stared at Kelly and smiled, then went back into the huddle. Kelly looked around nervously, sweat beading on his forehead.
"Ok Kelly. So your in charge right?" Lance asked devilishly.
"Unfortunately, yes." Kelly muttered sadly.
"Well then, go get us some good food." Lance said simply.
"No." Kelly said defensively. "I'm in charge, I'm not some delivery boy…" Kelly began before Blob interrupted him.
"NOW!!!" Blob bellowed, shaking the house.
"yes sir." Kelly said meekly as he ran to the supermarket.
"I think I'm going to like this." Wanda said as she smiled at the others, who all nodded in agreement.
"While he's gone, let's go plant our surprises." Lance said as the Brotherhood grabbed boxes and ran outside to plant booby traps around town. This is the chaos that ensued:
"How did the bus stop get buried in snow?"
"Why are all the snowmen missing their heads?"
"Why are all the children trapped in trees?"
"What is the mayor doing hanging by his underwear from the flag pole?"
"Why is the school neon green?"
"How did thirty-five turkeys get into the post office?"
"HOW DID THE MALL GET TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!?!"
"What the heck is a camel doing in the police station?"
"AHHHHHHHHH!!! RABID BUNNIES ARE CHASING ME!!!!"
"Did he say rabid bunnies?"
"Yep."
Needless to say, Kelly was not happy when he got back to the Brotherhood House…
"I am not happy." (Told ya.)
"Calm down Principle K." Toad said as he lounged on the couch. "We made sure no one would get hurt."
"This just in, hundreds were injured when the Bayville soccer field was mysteriously buried in snow." The TV reporter said.
"That can be taken out of context." Toad said with a smile before he hopped away.
"And now for the weather." The reported said as Kelly sat down.
"It's the blizzard of the century folks, get comfortable because your going to be stuck where ever you are for the next few days." The reported said as Kelly turned and odd pale color.
"Look's like your stuck with us for a few days Kelly." Lance quipped.
"We're going to have so much fun, yes we are." Pietro said as Kelly began to shake lightly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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Did you here someone screaming? Scott asked as and jean tried to drive through the thick snow that covered the road. They were in her minivan.
"Nope." Jean said as she concentrated on the road, the van still went off it, and into a snow-bank. Within moments the van was buried in snow.
"Ok. Jean, were stuck. Stay calm and the Professor will find us." Scott said as he faced the red head.
"I'm ok Scott. Besides this is nothing to the other stuff we've faced." Jean said. "Oh Scott?"
"Yea?"
"We're not on a date, right?"
"Um… I guess not," Scott said nervously.
"Ok."
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The Xavier Institute for gifted Youngsters.
"I am so furry." Beast muttered drunkenly as he walked around. The others were all passed out on the floor. Logan was sucking his thumb with his arms wrapped around a stuffed Wolverine (the Animal). Beast wandered around and accidentally smacked into the paint rack in the tool shed. Paint splashed all over him. White Paint. Fast drying white paint. "Oops." The now white beast thought as stumbled out into the snow and wandered off.
"THE YETI!!!" Someone shouted as Beast stumbled around. "RUN!!!" He shouted as Bayville cleared out. Beast continued to wander around drunkenly.
"This is probably not a good thing." Beast thought sloppily. "Time to Vamoose." Beast said as he saw the flashing lights fast approaching. He ran off into the woods as the police showed up on the scene.
"This is probably not the best place to hide." Beast thought as he wandered off again. "Maybe I should go back to the mansion…" Beast mused. "NA! Time for Momma McCoy's baby boy to have some fun." Beats muttered as he rubbed his hand together. "Here we go!" Beats shouted as he ran off.
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Well there ya go folks. Chapter two of Winter Fun is up. Review with your ideas for chapter three, which will be a Christmas one. Remember, Christmassy ideas!
Peace out,
Descendent
Well, well, well. This fic is off to a roaring start. I want to thank all of those who review, especially those with ideas. And here are those kind folks:
The Anon: As promised, Beast will get painted in this chapter, and with hilarious results.
Klucky: Scott and Jean stuck in a blizzard? I live to serve.
Aphrodite: Next chapter will fit your idea perfectly my friend.
The Scribe: Banshee makes a guest appearance? And shows the others how to really party? Ho Ho Ho.
JheregAssasin: Some X-Men going insane and thinking that Snowmen are alive? And the Brotherhood planting booby traps around the town? Merry friggen' Christmas.
And Now without further Ado, ON WITH TH SHOW!!!
********************
The Xavier Institute for gifted Youngsters.
(Ding-dong) "Sean!" Ororo said happily as she opened the door to see her old partner Sean "Banshee" Cassidy there. "Welcome." Storm said as she led Banshee into the mansion.
"'Tis god ta be back, lass." Banshee said as Logan and Beast walked in and greeted him.
"Salutations Mr. Cassidy." Beast said as she shook Banshee's hand.
"Irish." Logan nodded.
"I brought beer." Cassidy said as Logan's eyes widened.
"I LOVE YOU!" Logan shouted as he picked Banshee up in a bear hug.
"…Air…Logan…I need…Air…" Banshee gasped.
"Sorry." Logan said sheepishly.
"Now then, Let's go Party." Banshee said as the adults all ran into Xavier's study. They didn't notice Jamie running down the stairs, wearing his Multiple, the Mighty costume.
"Fools. Drink your spirituous drinks. For soon you will fall to MULTIPLE, THE MIGHTY'S ARMY OF EVIL SNOWMEN!!!" Jamie shouted as he ran outside to make snowmen. He didn't notice that Kurt had caught the last part of his speech.
"Vas! Evil snowmen! I must defeat this new threat." Kurt said as he saw Bobby walking by. "But with Evan gone I need a new Lackey." Kurt thought as he walked up to Bobby. "Hey Bobby, do you wanna be a lackey?" Kurt asked as Bobby looked at him stupidly.
"Um, Ok." Booby said innocently, not realizing what Lackey meant.
"Quickly, Lackey, we must fight this new threat!" Kurt shouted as he struck a dramatic pose.
"Um, Ok." Booby said as he followed Nightcrawler outside.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
(Ding-Dong) "Who the heck could that be?" Wanda asked as she opened the door, to see a Very irate Principle Kelly standing in front of the door. "Ok this is weird." Wanda said as Kelly stormed past her ands into the pallor.
"Hi, Mister Kelly." Toad said as he walked up. "Wait a minute… What the heck are you doing here, yo?" Toad shouted as the rest of the Brotherhood filled into the room, and saw their former Principle.
"Ok, what give numb-nuts?" Pietro asked as he sped over to Kelly.
"I've been put in charge of you for the holidays." Kelly said in defeated tone.
"Really?" Wanda said slyly as the Brotherhood got into a huddle and began whispering. Toad looked up from the huddle, stared at Kelly and smiled, then went back into the huddle. Kelly looked around nervously, sweat beading on his forehead.
"Ok Kelly. So your in charge right?" Lance asked devilishly.
"Unfortunately, yes." Kelly muttered sadly.
"Well then, go get us some good food." Lance said simply.
"No." Kelly said defensively. "I'm in charge, I'm not some delivery boy…" Kelly began before Blob interrupted him.
"NOW!!!" Blob bellowed, shaking the house.
"yes sir." Kelly said meekly as he ran to the supermarket.
"I think I'm going to like this." Wanda said as she smiled at the others, who all nodded in agreement.
"While he's gone, let's go plant our surprises." Lance said as the Brotherhood grabbed boxes and ran outside to plant booby traps around town. This is the chaos that ensued:
"How did the bus stop get buried in snow?"
"Why are all the snowmen missing their heads?"
"Why are all the children trapped in trees?"
"What is the mayor doing hanging by his underwear from the flag pole?"
"Why is the school neon green?"
"How did thirty-five turkeys get into the post office?"
"HOW DID THE MALL GET TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!?!"
"What the heck is a camel doing in the police station?"
"AHHHHHHHHH!!! RABID BUNNIES ARE CHASING ME!!!!"
"Did he say rabid bunnies?"
"Yep."
Needless to say, Kelly was not happy when he got back to the Brotherhood House…
"I am not happy." (Told ya.)
"Calm down Principle K." Toad said as he lounged on the couch. "We made sure no one would get hurt."
"This just in, hundreds were injured when the Bayville soccer field was mysteriously buried in snow." The TV reporter said.
"That can be taken out of context." Toad said with a smile before he hopped away.
"And now for the weather." The reported said as Kelly sat down.
"It's the blizzard of the century folks, get comfortable because your going to be stuck where ever you are for the next few days." The reported said as Kelly turned and odd pale color.
"Look's like your stuck with us for a few days Kelly." Lance quipped.
"We're going to have so much fun, yes we are." Pietro said as Kelly began to shake lightly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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Did you here someone screaming? Scott asked as and jean tried to drive through the thick snow that covered the road. They were in her minivan.
"Nope." Jean said as she concentrated on the road, the van still went off it, and into a snow-bank. Within moments the van was buried in snow.
"Ok. Jean, were stuck. Stay calm and the Professor will find us." Scott said as he faced the red head.
"I'm ok Scott. Besides this is nothing to the other stuff we've faced." Jean said. "Oh Scott?"
"Yea?"
"We're not on a date, right?"
"Um… I guess not," Scott said nervously.
"Ok."
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The Xavier Institute for gifted Youngsters.
"I am so furry." Beast muttered drunkenly as he walked around. The others were all passed out on the floor. Logan was sucking his thumb with his arms wrapped around a stuffed Wolverine (the Animal). Beast wandered around and accidentally smacked into the paint rack in the tool shed. Paint splashed all over him. White Paint. Fast drying white paint. "Oops." The now white beast thought as stumbled out into the snow and wandered off.
"THE YETI!!!" Someone shouted as Beast stumbled around. "RUN!!!" He shouted as Bayville cleared out. Beast continued to wander around drunkenly.
"This is probably not a good thing." Beast thought sloppily. "Time to Vamoose." Beast said as he saw the flashing lights fast approaching. He ran off into the woods as the police showed up on the scene.
"This is probably not the best place to hide." Beast thought as he wandered off again. "Maybe I should go back to the mansion…" Beast mused. "NA! Time for Momma McCoy's baby boy to have some fun." Beats muttered as he rubbed his hand together. "Here we go!" Beats shouted as he ran off.
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Well there ya go folks. Chapter two of Winter Fun is up. Review with your ideas for chapter three, which will be a Christmas one. Remember, Christmassy ideas!
Peace out,
Descendent