Winter Fun: Christmas Time; Or Insane in the Mistletoe Brain
Well another day and time for the Christmas episode of Winter Fun. I know it's late but I spent Christmas with an old friend. Mr. Jack Daniels. But I digress. Here are the kind folks behind this chapter:
Aphrodite: Kelly gets turned into a giant present? Ok. And a guest appearance by certain Fox moneymakers? That can be done.
Red Witch: Aw, Toady giving Kelly a special Drink? That can be done. Oh and more Kelly Torture? That can be done.
SandsO: More evil Jamie? Ho Ho Ho!
Mecha-Emperor: Logan dressing up as Santey Claws? Hehehehehehe…
Katzchen: Magneto celebrating the "Christmas Cheer" with the other drunken adults. Merry Christmas.
RODE RAGE: As promised, Toad resumes his Player ways.
Todd Fan: A Morlock Christmas. Done.
And with out further ado: ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"MY EYES!" Principle Edward Kelly shouted as she ran out of the Bathroom. "It BURNS!"
"You know if you'd knock this wouldn't have happen." Toad said, as he emerged, zipping up his jeans. Wanda stumbled out of the room, a content look plastered on her face along with her cloths all disheveled.
"Wow." Wanda muttered as she stared at Toad, who winked at her. She blushed as she giggled and ran off to her room.
"I don't want to know." Lance stated as he saw Wanda run by.
"Let's just say, she got a little taste of Toady." Todd said as he licked his lips.
"AUUUGHHH!!!" Lance shouted as he covered his ears. "I said I didn't want to know. I don't need this image!" Lance said as he began punching the side of his head. "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!!!" Lance screamed as he banged his head against the wall. Mean while Kelly tried poking his eyes out with a pair of safety scissors.
"Come on Principle K." Pietro said as she sped over and grabbed the scissors. "It's Christmas. Show some Holiday spirit!" Pietro crowed as he spun around Kelly and dressed him up like an elf. "There you go. Green is SO your color." Pietro said as Kelly looked at himself in horror.
"I hate my life." Kelly moaned as Toad brought out a tray of Hot Chocolate.
"Dig in everyone!" Toad shouted as the Brotherhood all piled around him and grabbed mugs with lightning speed. Kelly walked over, grabbed a mug and eyed it carefully. "Go on Kelly, it's not poisonous." Toad said as he sipped it.
"Eh, What the hell?" Kelly said as he proceeded to down the entire contents of the mug.
"Hope you liked it." Lance said as the rest of the Brotherhood spit their cocoa into their mugs and smiled at him. "Toad gave it some added flavor. " Lance said as Toad showed off his slime.
"Humph." Kelly murmured as he turned a deep green. He then passed out.
"Got the Box?" Pietro asked as he stood over the fallen principle.
"Right here." Wanda said as she and Fred dragged a huge box out.
"Let's get this over with boys and girls." Lance said as they surrounded the elf dressed Kelly.
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The Xavier Institute for Gifted Youngsters.
"Soon my pets. SOON WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Multiple, The Mighty shouted as he stared at the army of Snowmen he had created. There were hundreds of them, littered all over the mansion and facing Jamie, who was on the balcony preaching to them. "The world of humans is ours for the taking!" Jamie shouted, "Just as soon as I get me some cocoa." Jamie said as he ran back inside.
"Hmmmm… It appears that Charles has gone off his rocker." Magneto said as he flew to the balcony that Jamie was once standing on. He stared at the snowmen, who all had evil faces plastered on them. "Yep. He's lost it." Magneto muttered as he flew toward Xavier's study. He didn't notice Kurt and Bobby running by, dressed in black ninja garb.
"Quickly Lackey. We must find this evil snowman threat and destroy them before the wreak havoc on unsuspecting citizens." Kurt said as he struck a dramatic pose.
"Um…Okay." Bobby said as he opened the door. "Um, I think I found the army of evil snowmen." Bobby said as she backed out of the way. Kurt's eyes grew twice their original size.
"AHHHHHH!!! THEY FOUND US! FUZZY DUDES AND WOMEN FIRST!" Kurt shouted as he ran away.
"Huh." Bobby said as he ran outside and began knocking the snowmen over.
"MY ARMY!!!" Jamie shouted as he walked outside to see Bobby destroying the snowmen. "I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!" Jamie shouted as he tackled Bobby to the ground and they began wrestling.
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Xavier's study
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"Pass the vodka." Magneto muttered sloppily as he took the glass Xavier offered him. "So where's the fuzzy one and the canuk?" Magneto muttered.
"Don't know, don't care..." Xavier said simply as he downed another shot of liquor.
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The Bayville Woods
"Mulder, this better be worth it. Its Christmas damn it." Special Agent Diana Scully said as she trudged through the snow.
"Trust me Scully. There are reports of the Yeti showing up around here. Add to the fact that there are unreported earthquakes, blue demons, random natural disasters and That High School teacher who transformed into a beast and Bayville here is spook central." Mulder said as he trudged through the woods.
"I hate my life." Scully muttered as she followed Mulder through the woods. Beast watched them go, from the treetops.
"This is going to be fun." Beast thought as he followed them.
"I still can't believe you dragged me out here, and on Christmas." Scully said out loud.
"Come on Scully. Don't you think that there are otherworldly forces out there? Aliens, mutants and other nightmares. Things that our government wishes to cover-up, so that no one realizes the horrible truth." Mulder said, going on another tirade, a UFO flew right by them, neither one noticing.
"For the umpteenth time Mulder, NO!" Scully said as she slapped the back of his head.
"Ow." Mulder whined as Beast dropped down behind them.
"Actually, your partner is quite astute in his observations." Beast said as both FBI agents turned and saw the white Beast.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The both screamed as they ran away, never to be seen in Bayville again.
"Damn. I did it again. So that scratches off the MIB and the FBI, CIA, and NRA… I wonder who's left?" Beast thought as he wandered off.
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The Xavier Institute for Gifted Youngsters.
"What the heck is this?" Rogue thought as she opined the door, to see a giant box.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH…"(Thump).
"Logan!" Rogue shouted as she ran to the fallen Wolverine, who was dressed in a Santa costume.
"The things I do for this school…" Logan muttered as the southern girl helped him up.
"Why are you dressed like that?" Rogue asked, trying not to laugh.
"I partied with an old friend and woke up like this." Logan said, as he turned red. "What's in the box, kid?"
"Ah don't know. I haven't opened it yet." Rogue said, motioning to the giant present that sat on the front steps.
"Let's find out…" Logan said as he popped his claws and slashed the present open.
"One billion bottles of beer on the wall…One million bottles of Beer…" Principle Kelly sang drunkenly from inside the box.
"Brotherhood." Logan and Rogue said unanimously as they walked away and left Kelly alone.
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Underground
"Merry Christmas Everybody!!!" The Morlocks all shouted, a small Charlie Brown type Christmas tree sat in the back. Evan was pounding on a little piano while Caliban did the Snoopy Dance on top of it. The other Morlocks all hummed a Christmas tune as the scene fades to black.
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Well Sorry about the delay but I hope it was worth the wait. I also decide to bump up the scheduling. Next chapter is going to New Years eve/Day. So send in the clowns…I mean ideas…IDEAS!!! I MUST HAVE THEM!!!
Peace out,
Descendent
Well another day and time for the Christmas episode of Winter Fun. I know it's late but I spent Christmas with an old friend. Mr. Jack Daniels. But I digress. Here are the kind folks behind this chapter:
Aphrodite: Kelly gets turned into a giant present? Ok. And a guest appearance by certain Fox moneymakers? That can be done.
Red Witch: Aw, Toady giving Kelly a special Drink? That can be done. Oh and more Kelly Torture? That can be done.
SandsO: More evil Jamie? Ho Ho Ho!
Mecha-Emperor: Logan dressing up as Santey Claws? Hehehehehehe…
Katzchen: Magneto celebrating the "Christmas Cheer" with the other drunken adults. Merry Christmas.
RODE RAGE: As promised, Toad resumes his Player ways.
Todd Fan: A Morlock Christmas. Done.
And with out further ado: ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"MY EYES!" Principle Edward Kelly shouted as she ran out of the Bathroom. "It BURNS!"
"You know if you'd knock this wouldn't have happen." Toad said, as he emerged, zipping up his jeans. Wanda stumbled out of the room, a content look plastered on her face along with her cloths all disheveled.
"Wow." Wanda muttered as she stared at Toad, who winked at her. She blushed as she giggled and ran off to her room.
"I don't want to know." Lance stated as he saw Wanda run by.
"Let's just say, she got a little taste of Toady." Todd said as he licked his lips.
"AUUUGHHH!!!" Lance shouted as he covered his ears. "I said I didn't want to know. I don't need this image!" Lance said as he began punching the side of his head. "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!!!" Lance screamed as he banged his head against the wall. Mean while Kelly tried poking his eyes out with a pair of safety scissors.
"Come on Principle K." Pietro said as she sped over and grabbed the scissors. "It's Christmas. Show some Holiday spirit!" Pietro crowed as he spun around Kelly and dressed him up like an elf. "There you go. Green is SO your color." Pietro said as Kelly looked at himself in horror.
"I hate my life." Kelly moaned as Toad brought out a tray of Hot Chocolate.
"Dig in everyone!" Toad shouted as the Brotherhood all piled around him and grabbed mugs with lightning speed. Kelly walked over, grabbed a mug and eyed it carefully. "Go on Kelly, it's not poisonous." Toad said as he sipped it.
"Eh, What the hell?" Kelly said as he proceeded to down the entire contents of the mug.
"Hope you liked it." Lance said as the rest of the Brotherhood spit their cocoa into their mugs and smiled at him. "Toad gave it some added flavor. " Lance said as Toad showed off his slime.
"Humph." Kelly murmured as he turned a deep green. He then passed out.
"Got the Box?" Pietro asked as he stood over the fallen principle.
"Right here." Wanda said as she and Fred dragged a huge box out.
"Let's get this over with boys and girls." Lance said as they surrounded the elf dressed Kelly.
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The Xavier Institute for Gifted Youngsters.
"Soon my pets. SOON WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Multiple, The Mighty shouted as he stared at the army of Snowmen he had created. There were hundreds of them, littered all over the mansion and facing Jamie, who was on the balcony preaching to them. "The world of humans is ours for the taking!" Jamie shouted, "Just as soon as I get me some cocoa." Jamie said as he ran back inside.
"Hmmmm… It appears that Charles has gone off his rocker." Magneto said as he flew to the balcony that Jamie was once standing on. He stared at the snowmen, who all had evil faces plastered on them. "Yep. He's lost it." Magneto muttered as he flew toward Xavier's study. He didn't notice Kurt and Bobby running by, dressed in black ninja garb.
"Quickly Lackey. We must find this evil snowman threat and destroy them before the wreak havoc on unsuspecting citizens." Kurt said as he struck a dramatic pose.
"Um…Okay." Bobby said as he opened the door. "Um, I think I found the army of evil snowmen." Bobby said as she backed out of the way. Kurt's eyes grew twice their original size.
"AHHHHHH!!! THEY FOUND US! FUZZY DUDES AND WOMEN FIRST!" Kurt shouted as he ran away.
"Huh." Bobby said as he ran outside and began knocking the snowmen over.
"MY ARMY!!!" Jamie shouted as he walked outside to see Bobby destroying the snowmen. "I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!" Jamie shouted as he tackled Bobby to the ground and they began wrestling.
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Xavier's study
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"Pass the vodka." Magneto muttered sloppily as he took the glass Xavier offered him. "So where's the fuzzy one and the canuk?" Magneto muttered.
"Don't know, don't care..." Xavier said simply as he downed another shot of liquor.
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The Bayville Woods
"Mulder, this better be worth it. Its Christmas damn it." Special Agent Diana Scully said as she trudged through the snow.
"Trust me Scully. There are reports of the Yeti showing up around here. Add to the fact that there are unreported earthquakes, blue demons, random natural disasters and That High School teacher who transformed into a beast and Bayville here is spook central." Mulder said as he trudged through the woods.
"I hate my life." Scully muttered as she followed Mulder through the woods. Beast watched them go, from the treetops.
"This is going to be fun." Beast thought as he followed them.
"I still can't believe you dragged me out here, and on Christmas." Scully said out loud.
"Come on Scully. Don't you think that there are otherworldly forces out there? Aliens, mutants and other nightmares. Things that our government wishes to cover-up, so that no one realizes the horrible truth." Mulder said, going on another tirade, a UFO flew right by them, neither one noticing.
"For the umpteenth time Mulder, NO!" Scully said as she slapped the back of his head.
"Ow." Mulder whined as Beast dropped down behind them.
"Actually, your partner is quite astute in his observations." Beast said as both FBI agents turned and saw the white Beast.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The both screamed as they ran away, never to be seen in Bayville again.
"Damn. I did it again. So that scratches off the MIB and the FBI, CIA, and NRA… I wonder who's left?" Beast thought as he wandered off.
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The Xavier Institute for Gifted Youngsters.
"What the heck is this?" Rogue thought as she opined the door, to see a giant box.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH…"(Thump).
"Logan!" Rogue shouted as she ran to the fallen Wolverine, who was dressed in a Santa costume.
"The things I do for this school…" Logan muttered as the southern girl helped him up.
"Why are you dressed like that?" Rogue asked, trying not to laugh.
"I partied with an old friend and woke up like this." Logan said, as he turned red. "What's in the box, kid?"
"Ah don't know. I haven't opened it yet." Rogue said, motioning to the giant present that sat on the front steps.
"Let's find out…" Logan said as he popped his claws and slashed the present open.
"One billion bottles of beer on the wall…One million bottles of Beer…" Principle Kelly sang drunkenly from inside the box.
"Brotherhood." Logan and Rogue said unanimously as they walked away and left Kelly alone.
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Underground
"Merry Christmas Everybody!!!" The Morlocks all shouted, a small Charlie Brown type Christmas tree sat in the back. Evan was pounding on a little piano while Caliban did the Snoopy Dance on top of it. The other Morlocks all hummed a Christmas tune as the scene fades to black.
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Well Sorry about the delay but I hope it was worth the wait. I also decide to bump up the scheduling. Next chapter is going to New Years eve/Day. So send in the clowns…I mean ideas…IDEAS!!! I MUST HAVE THEM!!!
Peace out,
Descendent