Winter Fun: Ringing in the New Year; Or Another Year of Bashing
Ahhh, It's the day after New Years Day and here's the new years episode of Winter Fun. And the lovely people behind this chapter are…
Lady MR: Jean attacking Scott? Pietro's reaction to Todd and Wanda? Colossus drunk with the others? My, what creative idea you have.
Todd Fan: Toad and Wanda having a New Years Eve Kiss? I won't let you down…
The Scribe: Bobby getting fought over by Kurt and Amara? My, My I never thought about that idea… Oh and as for Emma, consider it done.
Bardic Feline: Creative Lancitty idea my friend. I must use it.
SandsO: Yes. You will get your alternate reality versions of Jamie in this chapter. Promise.
Aphrodite: James Bond helping out the B-Hood? That could be done.
Red Witch: You will get your Kelly Torture. I promise.
And now without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Under the Snow
"Thirty three bottles of beer on the wall…Thirty three bottles of beeeerrr! Take one down and pass it around, thirty two bottles of beer on the wall…" Scott sang. Jean was busy trying not to pull her hair out. For the past two days she had had to listen to Cyclops sing one million bottles of Beer. And she was now more than ready to kill him.
"Scott." Jean started.
"Yea Jean?" Cyclops said as he stopped singing.
"DAHHHHH!!!" Jean shouted as she tackled Cyclops in her buried Minivan.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Let me get this strait? James Bond said as he looked at the Brotherhood. "You want me to teach you how to break into the Xavier's institute, JUST so you can spray paint the walls?"
"Yep." Toad said simply. "Call it our New Years Eve Prank.
"The thing's I do for my country…" Bond muttered.
"Wait a second…" Blob said. "I though you got deported from your country due to several, yet unnamed love affairs?" Blob recited.
"Well I did, but…" Bond began.
"So why are you saying that you're doing this for your country?" Lance asked.
"Well, I mean… I'm just saying that…" Bond tried to explain.
"Wait a minute." Pietro said. "Your still working for your country, aren't you?"
"That's absolute bullock…" Bond said, sweating nervously.
"Really?" Wanda said as she got a wicked smile. "Boy's I believe we have a rat amongst us."
"So. I have one right here." Toad said simply as he held up Boris, The Brotherhood Rat (Brotherhood Evolution folks)
"No Todd, I meant him." Wanda said as she slapped her face and pointed to the now sweaty 00 agent.
"Oh." Toad said as he put Boris back.
"Look do you want my help or not?" Bond said, wiping his brow.
"Oh, I think we can have fun right here at home…" Pietro said as the Brotherhood all advanced on 007.
"Eep." Bond said as he looked around nervously.
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Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters
"Comrade…" Colossus muttered drunkenly with the other adults. "I Love you…" He said sloppily as he hung on to Wolverine.
"I love you too, you damn ruskie you." Logan said sloppily as he hugged Colossus.
"Now this is a real party…" Banshee hiccupped as Magneto downed another shot and passed out.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Xavier shouted as he did a wheelie.
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"But he's my Lackey!" Kurt whined as he pulled on Bobby's arms.
"Yea, we'll he was my Boy-toy first." Amara spit venomously as she pulled on Bobby's legs.
"Um, guys, this is starting to hurt a little…" Bobby began.
"SHUT UP!" They both shouted at him as they continued to play tug of war with him.
"He's mine!" Kurt shouted.
"No, he belongs to me!" Amara retorted.
"Mine!"
"No Mine!"
"Mine Dammit!"
"Leggo!"
"Make me princess!"
"Die fuzzy!" Amara shouted as she jumped at Kurt in her magma form.
"Eep!" Kurt shouted as he teleported away. He then grabbed Bobby and teleported away.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!" Amara creamed as she stormed off to find the two boys. She didn't notice a portal open up in the lobby where she once was. A figure jumped out of the Portal. He looked like Jamie, except he was dressed like a cheesy Sci-fi character.
"I made it." The figure said simply. "Now to stop Multiple, the Mighty before he destroys reality." The Alternate version of Jamie said as he ran off. (*For all intensive purposes of the story, we will call him Jamie II)
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Bayville Park
"I AM THE WHITE QUEEN!!!" Emma frost shouted as she rolled around in the snow. Bystanders just shook their head and continued on their ways.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" 007 Shouted as he ran outside, covered in Makeup and a dress.
"Aw. Now we don't have anyone to play with." Toad muttered as he hung his head.
"You can always play with me." Wanda said seductively into Toad's ear.
"TALLY HO!" Toad shouted as he picked up Wanda and ran upstairs.
"Wait a minute…" Pietro said in shock as his draw dropped open. "Toad… Wanda… But…I mean…it's just…how?" Pietro said as he began to babble incoherently.
"Great. Pietro's snapped." Lance said as Blob and he carried Pietro into the pallor and tied him to the couch.
(Ding-Dong) "Great, who's that?" Lance muttered as he opened the door. "Kelly stood there, tied to a stick. A little note tied to him said that he was from the X-Men "Welcome back Principle Kelly." Lance said with a smile as Kelly looked around nervously and tried to scream, but a gag prevented it. "We're going to have so much fun…"
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Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters
"MULTIPLE, THE MIGHTY!" Jamie II shouted as he face Jamie. "I've come to destroy you!"
"Why?" Jamie asked simply as he faced the other twelve year old version of himself.
"Because I come from another reality and that's what people from, other realities do. Haven't you seen "One" starring Jet Li?" Jamie II scolded.
"No." Jamie said simply. "So you want to destroy me because that's what you do?"
"Yes! Good must always triumph!" Jamie II said as he struck a dramatic position.
"Evil will always win, because good is dumb!" Jamie shouted as he face Jamie II. "That and what you do is dumb so don't do it, because it's dumb. And you shouldn't do dumb things because they're dumb. And that's dumb to do dumb things. And doing them means that you're a dummy. And it's dumb to be a dummy." (You dummies confused yet?)
"Oh yea! Well… Hey wait a minute, your right. Good is pretty dumb!" Jamie II said as he faced Jamie. "Wanna join forces to rule the world?"
"Ok." Jamie said. "But first wanna play with Lego's?"
"You got Lego's? Great!" Jamie II shouted as the two of them ran off to play.
"I like your costume." Jamie said as they ran off.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Like, Lance!" Kitty called out as she phased through the door of the Brotherhood house.
"Right here Kitty!" Lance called as he came downstairs. "Ready?" Lance asked as he pecked Kitty's cheek. Kelly banged against the cage he was in with a little cup.
"Pryde! HELP ME!" Kelly shouted before Lance took out a hose and sprayed him.
"BAD KELLY! VERY BAD!" Lance shouted as he sprayed Kelly. "Be quite."
"AHHHHH!!! Stop it! Stop it!" Kelly shouted as he backed into his corner.
"That's better." Lance said as he faced Kitty. "Ready to go?"
"Of course." Kitty said simply as she phased them out of the house toward their New Years Eve Party. Kelly looked on in horror, realizing his only means of escape was now gone. He wept inside of his cage as Fred came in with a tranquilizer gun.
"He he he he he he. We're going to have some fun Mr. Kelly. Yes we are." Blob said as he loaded the gun.
"…help…" Kelly said weakly as Fred pointed the gun at him.
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Under the snow
"Happy New Years Jean." Scott said as he smoked his cigarette. He and Jean were both nude under a blanket, Jean had a content look on her face as she held a cigarette in her hand.
"Happy New Year Scott." Jean said.
"Thirty two bottles of beer on the wall…Thirty two bottles of beeeerrr! Take one down and pass it around, thirty one bottles of beer on the wall…" Scott resumed singing like nothing happened.
"Help me." Jean said as she slapped her face.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Happy New Year Todd." Wanda said as she planted a big one on Todd's lips.
"Happy New Year Babe." Todd said as he bent Wanda down and deepened the Kiss. (There… That should hold you T/W shippers for a while.)
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"Happy New Year Lackey!" Kurt said as Bobby looked around, wearing one of those pointy little hats.
"Gotcha!" Amara shouted as she tackled Kurt from behind and knocked him out. "Now Happy New Year Boy-toy." Amara said as she faced Bobby. "Now get into my room. And leave the hat on." Amara said as she raised an eyebrow seductively.
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"Happy New Year, Alternate version of me who originally wanted me dead, but is now on the side of evil, because he realized that good is dumb." Jamie said to his alternate version as they played with Lego's.
"Same to you." Jamie II said as he continued playing.
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"Happy New year sugah." Rogue said as she kissed some random guy at the party she was at. The random guy passed out immediately.
"D'oh!" Rogue shouted as she realized what she had done.
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"Happy New Year Kitty." Lance said as he kissed her.
"Same to you, Rocky." Kitty said as she giggled.
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"Happy friggen New Year." Magneto muttered drunkenly to Xavier, who had his arm around the master of Magnetism.
"Happy New Year. You crazy drunk basterd" Xavier returned, passing out immediately after.
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Well there you go. Hope you all had a great New Year. Please review and send in those ideas!
Peace out,
Descendent
Ahhh, It's the day after New Years Day and here's the new years episode of Winter Fun. And the lovely people behind this chapter are…
Lady MR: Jean attacking Scott? Pietro's reaction to Todd and Wanda? Colossus drunk with the others? My, what creative idea you have.
Todd Fan: Toad and Wanda having a New Years Eve Kiss? I won't let you down…
The Scribe: Bobby getting fought over by Kurt and Amara? My, My I never thought about that idea… Oh and as for Emma, consider it done.
Bardic Feline: Creative Lancitty idea my friend. I must use it.
SandsO: Yes. You will get your alternate reality versions of Jamie in this chapter. Promise.
Aphrodite: James Bond helping out the B-Hood? That could be done.
Red Witch: You will get your Kelly Torture. I promise.
And now without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Under the Snow
"Thirty three bottles of beer on the wall…Thirty three bottles of beeeerrr! Take one down and pass it around, thirty two bottles of beer on the wall…" Scott sang. Jean was busy trying not to pull her hair out. For the past two days she had had to listen to Cyclops sing one million bottles of Beer. And she was now more than ready to kill him.
"Scott." Jean started.
"Yea Jean?" Cyclops said as he stopped singing.
"DAHHHHH!!!" Jean shouted as she tackled Cyclops in her buried Minivan.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Let me get this strait? James Bond said as he looked at the Brotherhood. "You want me to teach you how to break into the Xavier's institute, JUST so you can spray paint the walls?"
"Yep." Toad said simply. "Call it our New Years Eve Prank.
"The thing's I do for my country…" Bond muttered.
"Wait a second…" Blob said. "I though you got deported from your country due to several, yet unnamed love affairs?" Blob recited.
"Well I did, but…" Bond began.
"So why are you saying that you're doing this for your country?" Lance asked.
"Well, I mean… I'm just saying that…" Bond tried to explain.
"Wait a minute." Pietro said. "Your still working for your country, aren't you?"
"That's absolute bullock…" Bond said, sweating nervously.
"Really?" Wanda said as she got a wicked smile. "Boy's I believe we have a rat amongst us."
"So. I have one right here." Toad said simply as he held up Boris, The Brotherhood Rat (Brotherhood Evolution folks)
"No Todd, I meant him." Wanda said as she slapped her face and pointed to the now sweaty 00 agent.
"Oh." Toad said as he put Boris back.
"Look do you want my help or not?" Bond said, wiping his brow.
"Oh, I think we can have fun right here at home…" Pietro said as the Brotherhood all advanced on 007.
"Eep." Bond said as he looked around nervously.
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Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters
"Comrade…" Colossus muttered drunkenly with the other adults. "I Love you…" He said sloppily as he hung on to Wolverine.
"I love you too, you damn ruskie you." Logan said sloppily as he hugged Colossus.
"Now this is a real party…" Banshee hiccupped as Magneto downed another shot and passed out.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Xavier shouted as he did a wheelie.
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"But he's my Lackey!" Kurt whined as he pulled on Bobby's arms.
"Yea, we'll he was my Boy-toy first." Amara spit venomously as she pulled on Bobby's legs.
"Um, guys, this is starting to hurt a little…" Bobby began.
"SHUT UP!" They both shouted at him as they continued to play tug of war with him.
"He's mine!" Kurt shouted.
"No, he belongs to me!" Amara retorted.
"Mine!"
"No Mine!"
"Mine Dammit!"
"Leggo!"
"Make me princess!"
"Die fuzzy!" Amara shouted as she jumped at Kurt in her magma form.
"Eep!" Kurt shouted as he teleported away. He then grabbed Bobby and teleported away.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!" Amara creamed as she stormed off to find the two boys. She didn't notice a portal open up in the lobby where she once was. A figure jumped out of the Portal. He looked like Jamie, except he was dressed like a cheesy Sci-fi character.
"I made it." The figure said simply. "Now to stop Multiple, the Mighty before he destroys reality." The Alternate version of Jamie said as he ran off. (*For all intensive purposes of the story, we will call him Jamie II)
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Bayville Park
"I AM THE WHITE QUEEN!!!" Emma frost shouted as she rolled around in the snow. Bystanders just shook their head and continued on their ways.
********************
The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" 007 Shouted as he ran outside, covered in Makeup and a dress.
"Aw. Now we don't have anyone to play with." Toad muttered as he hung his head.
"You can always play with me." Wanda said seductively into Toad's ear.
"TALLY HO!" Toad shouted as he picked up Wanda and ran upstairs.
"Wait a minute…" Pietro said in shock as his draw dropped open. "Toad… Wanda… But…I mean…it's just…how?" Pietro said as he began to babble incoherently.
"Great. Pietro's snapped." Lance said as Blob and he carried Pietro into the pallor and tied him to the couch.
(Ding-Dong) "Great, who's that?" Lance muttered as he opened the door. "Kelly stood there, tied to a stick. A little note tied to him said that he was from the X-Men "Welcome back Principle Kelly." Lance said with a smile as Kelly looked around nervously and tried to scream, but a gag prevented it. "We're going to have so much fun…"
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Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters
"MULTIPLE, THE MIGHTY!" Jamie II shouted as he face Jamie. "I've come to destroy you!"
"Why?" Jamie asked simply as he faced the other twelve year old version of himself.
"Because I come from another reality and that's what people from, other realities do. Haven't you seen "One" starring Jet Li?" Jamie II scolded.
"No." Jamie said simply. "So you want to destroy me because that's what you do?"
"Yes! Good must always triumph!" Jamie II said as he struck a dramatic position.
"Evil will always win, because good is dumb!" Jamie shouted as he face Jamie II. "That and what you do is dumb so don't do it, because it's dumb. And you shouldn't do dumb things because they're dumb. And that's dumb to do dumb things. And doing them means that you're a dummy. And it's dumb to be a dummy." (You dummies confused yet?)
"Oh yea! Well… Hey wait a minute, your right. Good is pretty dumb!" Jamie II said as he faced Jamie. "Wanna join forces to rule the world?"
"Ok." Jamie said. "But first wanna play with Lego's?"
"You got Lego's? Great!" Jamie II shouted as the two of them ran off to play.
"I like your costume." Jamie said as they ran off.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Like, Lance!" Kitty called out as she phased through the door of the Brotherhood house.
"Right here Kitty!" Lance called as he came downstairs. "Ready?" Lance asked as he pecked Kitty's cheek. Kelly banged against the cage he was in with a little cup.
"Pryde! HELP ME!" Kelly shouted before Lance took out a hose and sprayed him.
"BAD KELLY! VERY BAD!" Lance shouted as he sprayed Kelly. "Be quite."
"AHHHHH!!! Stop it! Stop it!" Kelly shouted as he backed into his corner.
"That's better." Lance said as he faced Kitty. "Ready to go?"
"Of course." Kitty said simply as she phased them out of the house toward their New Years Eve Party. Kelly looked on in horror, realizing his only means of escape was now gone. He wept inside of his cage as Fred came in with a tranquilizer gun.
"He he he he he he. We're going to have some fun Mr. Kelly. Yes we are." Blob said as he loaded the gun.
"…help…" Kelly said weakly as Fred pointed the gun at him.
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Under the snow
"Happy New Years Jean." Scott said as he smoked his cigarette. He and Jean were both nude under a blanket, Jean had a content look on her face as she held a cigarette in her hand.
"Happy New Year Scott." Jean said.
"Thirty two bottles of beer on the wall…Thirty two bottles of beeeerrr! Take one down and pass it around, thirty one bottles of beer on the wall…" Scott resumed singing like nothing happened.
"Help me." Jean said as she slapped her face.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Happy New Year Todd." Wanda said as she planted a big one on Todd's lips.
"Happy New Year Babe." Todd said as he bent Wanda down and deepened the Kiss. (There… That should hold you T/W shippers for a while.)
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"Happy New Year Lackey!" Kurt said as Bobby looked around, wearing one of those pointy little hats.
"Gotcha!" Amara shouted as she tackled Kurt from behind and knocked him out. "Now Happy New Year Boy-toy." Amara said as she faced Bobby. "Now get into my room. And leave the hat on." Amara said as she raised an eyebrow seductively.
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"Happy New Year, Alternate version of me who originally wanted me dead, but is now on the side of evil, because he realized that good is dumb." Jamie said to his alternate version as they played with Lego's.
"Same to you." Jamie II said as he continued playing.
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"Happy New year sugah." Rogue said as she kissed some random guy at the party she was at. The random guy passed out immediately.
"D'oh!" Rogue shouted as she realized what she had done.
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"Happy New Year Kitty." Lance said as he kissed her.
"Same to you, Rocky." Kitty said as she giggled.
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"Happy friggen New Year." Magneto muttered drunkenly to Xavier, who had his arm around the master of Magnetism.
"Happy New Year. You crazy drunk basterd" Xavier returned, passing out immediately after.
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Well there you go. Hope you all had a great New Year. Please review and send in those ideas!
Peace out,
Descendent