Winter Fun: To the Mall; Or Mad-Cap Hi-Jinx's to the Extreme
Well we're half way though our mutants winter activities. I just want to take this moment to thank all of those who have reviewed with ideas. And big congratulations to Red Witch and Todd Fan for the completion of their fic's: "The Misfit Chronicles" and "X-Men Evolution the Musical! The Sequel! Again." Those are some of the best I have ever read. So without any more interruptions, the people behind this chapter are:
SandsO: The Justice League? DC characters in a marvel based fanfiction? Um, let me think for a second…Okay.
Red Witch: Our favorite Principle going shopping with 'Hood? And during the holiday sales season too. Oh you are evil!
StupidX: See chapter ten for that idea my friend!
Aphrodite: Sherlock Homes and Watson finding Jean and Scott? Your wish is my command
Lady MR: More Bond action? Pyro roasting stuff? Forge joining up with the evil Jamie's? Done, done, and done.
The Scribe: More of the Drunks and Crazy Emma? And more Kurt/Bobby/Amara fighting? Consider it done my good man.
HareTrigger: Storm getting drunk in Cancun? Oooohh that leads to possibilities.
Daine(): Tabby on the Bachelor? This leads to many crazy, and silly idea I must now use… See the start of it in this chapter and the completion in chapter ten.
So without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Bayville International Airport
"Dammit Bruce! I told you we should have taken that right at Albuquerque!" Superman shouted.
"Cram it space man!" Batman growled as he looked at the map.
"Can't we all just get along?" Robin asked simply.
"For the umpteenth time, NO! Now just shut the hell up!" Batman shouted at his young ward.
"Your not my daddy!" Robin shouted as he ran off crying.
"Robin! That hurts me! You know I didn't mean it…" Batman said as he chased after Robin.
"Pansy." Hawkman said as he looked at the map.
"Hi-Guys-how-are-you-doing?" Flash said as he sped up to them.
"You got into Wonder Woman's pants again, didn't you?" Hawkman said simply.
"She didn't know what hit her." Flash said with a smile.
"Help me…" Superman said as he slapped his face. "Why do I keep saving the world? There's no real reason too…" Superman muttered as the Justice League pilled back onto their jet and took off.
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The Bayville Mall
"BURN!!!" Pyro shouted from the parking lot. "BUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!"
"Why is he using a flamethrower to roast marshmallows?" Kelly asked a she and the Brotherhood walked by Magneto's lackey.
"We stopped trying to figure Pyro out along time ago." Toad said as the Brotherhood quickened their pace.
"Hurry up! We're going to miss all the sales!" Wanda shouted as she dragged the boys along.
"Who would have thought that our Wanda would actually be a shop-aholic?" Lance stated dryly.
"She is female." Fred said simply.
"This is going to be so much fun…" Kelly said dryly. "I hate my life."
"Hi guys!" Came the all too chipper call from behind them. The Brotherhood all became extremely pale as they turned around and saw Tabitha. "Did you miss me?"
"Eep…" The Brotherhood all said as they ran off faster than Pietro, who did his best to keep up.
"WAIT FOR ME!" Kelly shouted as he chased after them.
"Hmmm… Their reaction time is much better than before." Tabitha muttered as she looked at her stopwatch.
"Excuse me, Miss?" Tabitha turned around to see a woman dressed in a business suit.
"Can I help you?" Tabitha asked as she popped her gum.
"Yes I'm from FOX." The woman said simply.
"Sorry, you lost you made the decision to sell your soul, so you can't have mine." Tabitha said simply.
"Yes I know, but that's not what I'm here for. How would you like to be on a reality show where we raise your hopes up to unbelievable levels and then let you down on national TV, most likely resulting in years of therapy, just so we can get a few more rating points?" The woman asked.
"How much does it pay?" Tabitha asked.
"You have a chance to marry a millionaire." The woman said simply.
"Done." Tabitha said simply as she walked away with the woman.
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Cancun
"If you like peanut coolata's…" Strom sang drunkenly next to an equally sloshed 007.
"It was pure hell…love…" Bond said as he downed another shot.
"The Brotherhood is like that…" Storm muttered as she looked around drunkenly. "But…to tell the truth…the Institute kids are three times worse…" Storm muttered sloppily.
"To hell!" Bond said as he raised his glass. Storm clinked hers against his and they both downed their glasses. Strom then promptly passed out. "Heh." Bond said as he slung the unconscious Storm over his shoulder. "Time to regain the old Bond charm." Bond muttered drunkenly as he half carried, half dragged Storm back to his hotel room.
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Bayville
"Holmes, please tell me again what we are doing in New York, 200 years after our supposed deaths?" Watson asked as he and Sherlock Holmes walked through the snow.
"Its elementary my dear Watson…" Holmes started.
"Not this again…" Watson moaned.
"We are here because the writer of this particular work of fiction, who happens to be a fan of this particular show, has taken ideas from other writers and placed them in comedic situations for others entertainment." Holmes said. "Currently, we are to find one Scott Summer and Jean Grey. Once we find them, I can only surmise that is when Mad-cap hi-jinks will occur."
"You've been in the Brandy again, haven't you?" Watson asked as he eyed Holmes carefully.
"I take the 5th." Holmes said as he continued walking forward.
"Why did I sign up for this outfit..?" Watson muttered as he pulled out a flask and took a nip.
"Aha!" Holmes shouted as he came across the half buried minivan. He and Watson began opened the door.
"Who's there?" Scott asked as he and Jean stepped out of the light.
"My name is Sherlock Holmes, my good man. And you have no need to thank me." Holmes said as he struck a dramatic pose.
"Um, Yea." Scott said simply as he and Jean shared a look. "Let's go Jean." Scott said as the two ran away.
"So now what do we do?" Watson asked. "Where are these Mad-cap hi-jinks?" Watson asked as a strong wind blew them both into the minivan, a blizzard then hit that one area like lightning, burying the minivan in snow. (Ain't I a stinker?) "I really need to shut my mouth more often…" Watson's voice could be heard from under the snow.
One million bottles of beer on the wall…One million bottles of beeeerrr! Take one down and pass it around, 999,999 bottles of beer on the wall…" Holmes voice could be heard singing.
"I hate my life…" Watson said simply.
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Bayville Mall
"DIE!" Wanda screamed as she choked another woman with the handle of a bag they were both fighting over. The Brotherhood and Kelly looked on in shock as hundreds of bargain crazy women tore apart the mall, looking for after-holiday-deals.
"I'm not stopping her." Pietro said as he and Toad hid behind Blob.
"I don't blame you." Kelly said in horror as Wanda threw another girl threw a window. There was chaos going on all around the Brotherhood as women fought each other like mad.
"Ow." Blob stated as he watched Rogue punch a woman's teeth out, literally. "I forgot Rogue was into bargain hunting."
"Speaking of hunting…" Toad said as several women got caught in pit snares and other hunting traps set by other women.
"Hey…There's Kitty." Lance said as he spotted the Brunette Freshman in the makeup aisle.
"Wow. I did not know she could do that!" Blob stated as they watched Kitty clear house.
"Damn." Kelly muttered. "And I thought only her muffins were lethal."
"You have no clue." Lance said with a smile.
"That's going to leave a mark." Toad winced as they watched Kitty slap another girl around.
"That's my girl!" Lance shouted as he cheered her on.
"Hey Lance." Kitty said nonchalantly as she skipped over. "Wanna go hang out?" Kitty asked innocently. Before Lance could answer Kitty saw a handbag she had always wanted. Being grabbed by Wanda. "LET GO SISTER!" Kitty shouted as she tackled Wanda to the ground. The two began to catfight like crazy over the bag.
"I don't know whether to be horrified or turned on." Toad said simply as the two of them began to tear off each other's clothing.
"THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!" Lance said as he glared at Toad.
"HEY!" Pietro said as he glared at Lance. "THAT'S MY SISTER!!" Pietro screamed at Lance as the two of them then began to fight along side their respective female counterpart.
"LEGGO!"
"DIE SPEEDY!"
"EAT THIS GOTH QUENN!"
"ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!"
"That's going to leave a bruise." Blob stated.
"OUCH!"
"QUIT BITTING LITTLE MISS AIRHEAD!!!"
"DON'T CALL HER AN AIRHEAD!"
"LAY OFF MY SISTER!!!"
"Ouch! That's HAS got to hurt!" Kelly winced.
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"MAKE ME DUMBASS!!!"
"Wanna go check out the Arcade?" Blob asked Toad as they watched their fellow Brothers and sister tear each other apart.
"Okay." Toad said as he and Kelly turned to leave. Kelly however got grabbed by another Woman and dragged into the huge fight that was now going on.
"HEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Kelly screamed as Blob and Toad walked away.
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Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngster
"So you're telling me that Evil is fun and good is Dumb?" Forge asked as he faced the two Jamie's.
"Yes and if you serve good, then you're a dummy." Jamie II said.
"Okay, if I help you take over the world, what do I get?" Forge asked with a smile on his face, entertaining the children in front of him. He had already conformed that Jamie II was from another reality, due to his experience with those realities.
"We'll let you say all the 70's catch phrases you want to." Jamie said with a smile. Forge's face lit up at that comment.
"Done!" Forge said enthusiastically. "What do you need?"
"Everything." The two Jamie's said with a shared smile. The three of them then proceeded to put their pinkies to their lips.
"MWAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" They all laughed as the faced the audience.
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"MINE!" Kurt shouted as he teleported out of nowhere, grabbed Bobby from Amara's bed and teleported away.
"DAMN!" Amara shouted as she got dressed, and then went hunting for her Boy-Toy.
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"Candy is dandy…" Xavier sang.
"But liquor is quicker!" Beast continued as he, Colossus, Wolverine, Banshee, and Magneto all slapped mugs of beer together in Xavier's study.
"Too happiness!" Banshee shouted as he raised his glass in the air.
"Too wealth!" Xavier responded.
"Too family!" Colossus stated.
"Too knowledge!" Beast added.
"Too world domination!" Magneto shouted.
"Too nailing teen Pop-stars!" Wolverine shouted. The others all looked at him strangely. "I railed Brittany Spears last summer." Logan said drunkenly with a smile.
"NICE!" Colossus shouted as he slapped Logan's hand.
"Less yapping, more drinking!" Banshee shouted as he downed his glass.
"TOO DRINKING!!!" The others all shouted as they downed their glasses.
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The Hellfire Club
"Oh I was strolling through the diamonds one day…" Emma frost sang out in her Diamond form. (Yes she does have a diamond form; it's in the comics.) The other members of the Hellfire Club all looked at her strangely.
"Hello. Funny Farm?" Sebastian Shaw asked as he picked up the phone and dialed a number. "Do you do Pick-ups?"
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Well there you go. Another chapter brought to you by me and the other fans of the series. Remember, Review and see your ideas in print. Well some of them any way. I do still have to keep restrictions… Please REVIEW!
Later,
Descendent
Well we're half way though our mutants winter activities. I just want to take this moment to thank all of those who have reviewed with ideas. And big congratulations to Red Witch and Todd Fan for the completion of their fic's: "The Misfit Chronicles" and "X-Men Evolution the Musical! The Sequel! Again." Those are some of the best I have ever read. So without any more interruptions, the people behind this chapter are:
SandsO: The Justice League? DC characters in a marvel based fanfiction? Um, let me think for a second…Okay.
Red Witch: Our favorite Principle going shopping with 'Hood? And during the holiday sales season too. Oh you are evil!
StupidX: See chapter ten for that idea my friend!
Aphrodite: Sherlock Homes and Watson finding Jean and Scott? Your wish is my command
Lady MR: More Bond action? Pyro roasting stuff? Forge joining up with the evil Jamie's? Done, done, and done.
The Scribe: More of the Drunks and Crazy Emma? And more Kurt/Bobby/Amara fighting? Consider it done my good man.
HareTrigger: Storm getting drunk in Cancun? Oooohh that leads to possibilities.
Daine(): Tabby on the Bachelor? This leads to many crazy, and silly idea I must now use… See the start of it in this chapter and the completion in chapter ten.
So without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
********************
Bayville International Airport
"Dammit Bruce! I told you we should have taken that right at Albuquerque!" Superman shouted.
"Cram it space man!" Batman growled as he looked at the map.
"Can't we all just get along?" Robin asked simply.
"For the umpteenth time, NO! Now just shut the hell up!" Batman shouted at his young ward.
"Your not my daddy!" Robin shouted as he ran off crying.
"Robin! That hurts me! You know I didn't mean it…" Batman said as he chased after Robin.
"Pansy." Hawkman said as he looked at the map.
"Hi-Guys-how-are-you-doing?" Flash said as he sped up to them.
"You got into Wonder Woman's pants again, didn't you?" Hawkman said simply.
"She didn't know what hit her." Flash said with a smile.
"Help me…" Superman said as he slapped his face. "Why do I keep saving the world? There's no real reason too…" Superman muttered as the Justice League pilled back onto their jet and took off.
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The Bayville Mall
"BURN!!!" Pyro shouted from the parking lot. "BUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!"
"Why is he using a flamethrower to roast marshmallows?" Kelly asked a she and the Brotherhood walked by Magneto's lackey.
"We stopped trying to figure Pyro out along time ago." Toad said as the Brotherhood quickened their pace.
"Hurry up! We're going to miss all the sales!" Wanda shouted as she dragged the boys along.
"Who would have thought that our Wanda would actually be a shop-aholic?" Lance stated dryly.
"She is female." Fred said simply.
"This is going to be so much fun…" Kelly said dryly. "I hate my life."
"Hi guys!" Came the all too chipper call from behind them. The Brotherhood all became extremely pale as they turned around and saw Tabitha. "Did you miss me?"
"Eep…" The Brotherhood all said as they ran off faster than Pietro, who did his best to keep up.
"WAIT FOR ME!" Kelly shouted as he chased after them.
"Hmmm… Their reaction time is much better than before." Tabitha muttered as she looked at her stopwatch.
"Excuse me, Miss?" Tabitha turned around to see a woman dressed in a business suit.
"Can I help you?" Tabitha asked as she popped her gum.
"Yes I'm from FOX." The woman said simply.
"Sorry, you lost you made the decision to sell your soul, so you can't have mine." Tabitha said simply.
"Yes I know, but that's not what I'm here for. How would you like to be on a reality show where we raise your hopes up to unbelievable levels and then let you down on national TV, most likely resulting in years of therapy, just so we can get a few more rating points?" The woman asked.
"How much does it pay?" Tabitha asked.
"You have a chance to marry a millionaire." The woman said simply.
"Done." Tabitha said simply as she walked away with the woman.
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Cancun
"If you like peanut coolata's…" Strom sang drunkenly next to an equally sloshed 007.
"It was pure hell…love…" Bond said as he downed another shot.
"The Brotherhood is like that…" Storm muttered as she looked around drunkenly. "But…to tell the truth…the Institute kids are three times worse…" Storm muttered sloppily.
"To hell!" Bond said as he raised his glass. Storm clinked hers against his and they both downed their glasses. Strom then promptly passed out. "Heh." Bond said as he slung the unconscious Storm over his shoulder. "Time to regain the old Bond charm." Bond muttered drunkenly as he half carried, half dragged Storm back to his hotel room.
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Bayville
"Holmes, please tell me again what we are doing in New York, 200 years after our supposed deaths?" Watson asked as he and Sherlock Holmes walked through the snow.
"Its elementary my dear Watson…" Holmes started.
"Not this again…" Watson moaned.
"We are here because the writer of this particular work of fiction, who happens to be a fan of this particular show, has taken ideas from other writers and placed them in comedic situations for others entertainment." Holmes said. "Currently, we are to find one Scott Summer and Jean Grey. Once we find them, I can only surmise that is when Mad-cap hi-jinks will occur."
"You've been in the Brandy again, haven't you?" Watson asked as he eyed Holmes carefully.
"I take the 5th." Holmes said as he continued walking forward.
"Why did I sign up for this outfit..?" Watson muttered as he pulled out a flask and took a nip.
"Aha!" Holmes shouted as he came across the half buried minivan. He and Watson began opened the door.
"Who's there?" Scott asked as he and Jean stepped out of the light.
"My name is Sherlock Holmes, my good man. And you have no need to thank me." Holmes said as he struck a dramatic pose.
"Um, Yea." Scott said simply as he and Jean shared a look. "Let's go Jean." Scott said as the two ran away.
"So now what do we do?" Watson asked. "Where are these Mad-cap hi-jinks?" Watson asked as a strong wind blew them both into the minivan, a blizzard then hit that one area like lightning, burying the minivan in snow. (Ain't I a stinker?) "I really need to shut my mouth more often…" Watson's voice could be heard from under the snow.
One million bottles of beer on the wall…One million bottles of beeeerrr! Take one down and pass it around, 999,999 bottles of beer on the wall…" Holmes voice could be heard singing.
"I hate my life…" Watson said simply.
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Bayville Mall
"DIE!" Wanda screamed as she choked another woman with the handle of a bag they were both fighting over. The Brotherhood and Kelly looked on in shock as hundreds of bargain crazy women tore apart the mall, looking for after-holiday-deals.
"I'm not stopping her." Pietro said as he and Toad hid behind Blob.
"I don't blame you." Kelly said in horror as Wanda threw another girl threw a window. There was chaos going on all around the Brotherhood as women fought each other like mad.
"Ow." Blob stated as he watched Rogue punch a woman's teeth out, literally. "I forgot Rogue was into bargain hunting."
"Speaking of hunting…" Toad said as several women got caught in pit snares and other hunting traps set by other women.
"Hey…There's Kitty." Lance said as he spotted the Brunette Freshman in the makeup aisle.
"Wow. I did not know she could do that!" Blob stated as they watched Kitty clear house.
"Damn." Kelly muttered. "And I thought only her muffins were lethal."
"You have no clue." Lance said with a smile.
"That's going to leave a mark." Toad winced as they watched Kitty slap another girl around.
"That's my girl!" Lance shouted as he cheered her on.
"Hey Lance." Kitty said nonchalantly as she skipped over. "Wanna go hang out?" Kitty asked innocently. Before Lance could answer Kitty saw a handbag she had always wanted. Being grabbed by Wanda. "LET GO SISTER!" Kitty shouted as she tackled Wanda to the ground. The two began to catfight like crazy over the bag.
"I don't know whether to be horrified or turned on." Toad said simply as the two of them began to tear off each other's clothing.
"THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!" Lance said as he glared at Toad.
"HEY!" Pietro said as he glared at Lance. "THAT'S MY SISTER!!" Pietro screamed at Lance as the two of them then began to fight along side their respective female counterpart.
"LEGGO!"
"DIE SPEEDY!"
"EAT THIS GOTH QUENN!"
"ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!"
"That's going to leave a bruise." Blob stated.
"OUCH!"
"QUIT BITTING LITTLE MISS AIRHEAD!!!"
"DON'T CALL HER AN AIRHEAD!"
"LAY OFF MY SISTER!!!"
"Ouch! That's HAS got to hurt!" Kelly winced.
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"MAKE ME DUMBASS!!!"
"Wanna go check out the Arcade?" Blob asked Toad as they watched their fellow Brothers and sister tear each other apart.
"Okay." Toad said as he and Kelly turned to leave. Kelly however got grabbed by another Woman and dragged into the huge fight that was now going on.
"HEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Kelly screamed as Blob and Toad walked away.
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Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngster
"So you're telling me that Evil is fun and good is Dumb?" Forge asked as he faced the two Jamie's.
"Yes and if you serve good, then you're a dummy." Jamie II said.
"Okay, if I help you take over the world, what do I get?" Forge asked with a smile on his face, entertaining the children in front of him. He had already conformed that Jamie II was from another reality, due to his experience with those realities.
"We'll let you say all the 70's catch phrases you want to." Jamie said with a smile. Forge's face lit up at that comment.
"Done!" Forge said enthusiastically. "What do you need?"
"Everything." The two Jamie's said with a shared smile. The three of them then proceeded to put their pinkies to their lips.
"MWAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" They all laughed as the faced the audience.
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"MINE!" Kurt shouted as he teleported out of nowhere, grabbed Bobby from Amara's bed and teleported away.
"DAMN!" Amara shouted as she got dressed, and then went hunting for her Boy-Toy.
--------------------
"Candy is dandy…" Xavier sang.
"But liquor is quicker!" Beast continued as he, Colossus, Wolverine, Banshee, and Magneto all slapped mugs of beer together in Xavier's study.
"Too happiness!" Banshee shouted as he raised his glass in the air.
"Too wealth!" Xavier responded.
"Too family!" Colossus stated.
"Too knowledge!" Beast added.
"Too world domination!" Magneto shouted.
"Too nailing teen Pop-stars!" Wolverine shouted. The others all looked at him strangely. "I railed Brittany Spears last summer." Logan said drunkenly with a smile.
"NICE!" Colossus shouted as he slapped Logan's hand.
"Less yapping, more drinking!" Banshee shouted as he downed his glass.
"TOO DRINKING!!!" The others all shouted as they downed their glasses.
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The Hellfire Club
"Oh I was strolling through the diamonds one day…" Emma frost sang out in her Diamond form. (Yes she does have a diamond form; it's in the comics.) The other members of the Hellfire Club all looked at her strangely.
"Hello. Funny Farm?" Sebastian Shaw asked as he picked up the phone and dialed a number. "Do you do Pick-ups?"
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Well there you go. Another chapter brought to you by me and the other fans of the series. Remember, Review and see your ideas in print. Well some of them any way. I do still have to keep restrictions… Please REVIEW!
Later,
Descendent