Winter Fun: Let's Party; Or Alliances out the Wazoo.

Ahhhhh, Chapter 6. And the lovely people behind this chapter are:

Aphrodite: Duncan as Zorro? Here you go…

Lady MR: The resolution of the Strom/Bond fiasco? Amara enlisting Jubilee and Rahne to help retrieve Bobby? And make a certain Wall-Crawler miserable? Done on all three accounts.

Daine: Tabby takes out the other contestants on the Bachelor? Interesting…

SandsO: MORE evil Jamie's? Jeeze isn't two enough? Oh well… Here ya go. But this is the last batch. They do have a world to conquer. Sheeesh.

Todd Fan: More Wanda and Toady action is on the way for you.

Red Witch: Kelly being attacked by Rabid Hamsters? Oh that's creative and evil all at the same time. My hats off to you!

The Scribe: Amara and Amanda team up? Another drunk? Okay.

So without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

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Bayville Mall

"Hey, you survived." Toad said as he saw a haggard looking Kelly walk up to where he and Blob were pigging out in the food court. "We'll have to work on that."

"Shut. Up." Kelly muttered as he pulled out a flask and drank it all.

"You know, drinking isn't good for you." Blob said as he ate a burrito.

"Really? Thanks." Kelly said sarcastically.

"No. I'm serious." Blob said simply. "Look." He said as he pointed to where Duncan was running around dressed up like Zorro.

"I AM DORRO!" Duncan shouted sloppily as he cut a D into a biker's leather jacket. Correction: A big, bald, angry looking biker's brand new expensive looking leather jacket.

"Ouch." Toad stated as he watched Duncan get the thrashing of his life.

"That is just wrong." Kelly winced.

"That's gonna bruise." Blob stated.

"I… am… Dorro…" Duncan muttered in a funny voice as he stumbled past their table.

"More like Dumbo." Toad quipped as Duncan passed out.

"Hey guys." Wanda said as she sat down with her arm in a sling and a bandage on her head.

"Have fun shopping cuddlebumpkins?" Toad asked in a sickenly sugar coated voice.

"Yep. I even got a lock of Kitty's hair." Wanda said as she help up what looked like to be Shadow Cat's entire ponytail.

"Ew." Blob stated blatantly as he looked at the hair.

"Hey guys." Lance said as he sat down next to them. He had on a neck brace and was missing a few teeth. Pietro then wheeled himself up in a wheelchair in a body cast.

"Man you two really went at it, didn't you?" Toad asked in utter shock.

"Eh. We're in Marvel. These will heal up the next time the scene changes." Lance said simply.

"Ah. I forgot about that." Toad said, as he got closer to Wanda discreetly.

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Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters

"Pass the beer." Sebastian Shaw stated as he drank another mug of beer.

"So Shaw?" Wolverine asked sloppily. "Why are you here getting plastered with us? Again?"

"Emma's forgotten to take her medication and now she's gone off the deep end." Shaw stated simply. "And you don't want to deal with that woman when she's like that."

"Amen… Brother." Banshee said sloppily as he downed more liquor.

"TOO WOMEN!" All the Drunks shouted as they raised their glasses into the air.

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Cancun

"Hello luv." Bond stated as he mixed himself a drink as Storm woke up and looked around. Her eyes then grew dark when she realized what had happened. "Care for a drink?"

"You…" Storm said as her eyes turned white.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Came the shouts from the hotel as numerous lightning stuck Bond numerous times over.

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Bayville Mall

"See I told you." Lance said as he looked at Toad. All of the Brotherhood's injuries had 'Mysteriously' disappeared.

"Man that was quick." Pietro said simply as he looked at himself.

"So where do you guys wanna go?" Kelly asked as he looked around. "Wait a minute? Where's Tolensky and the psycho?"

"Hey! Watch what you say about my sister…" Pietro warned menacingly.

"Actually he's pretty accurate in his description." Blob stated.

"I know, but still. It's wrong to say." Pietro retorted.

"You say it all the time though." Lance pointed out.

"Look, just…" Pietro began before he was interrupted.

"TALLY HO!!!" Came Toad's shout as he and Wanda rode by on a horse.

"Where did they get a horse?" Kelly asked stunned.

"More importantly, how did they get it into the mall?" Lance asked, equally stunned.

"Um, I'd worry more about those." Blob said as he pointed at a giant wave of fur heading toward the Brotherhood.

"My…God…" Pietro said simply as he stared at the oncoming tidal wave. "They're all Hamsters!" Pietro shouted as he ran away. The rest of the Brotherhood also took shelter. Kelly however, wasn't as fortunate. (Ain't I stinker?)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kelly screamed as he was dragged into the tidal wave of small furry beings.

"We may never see him again." Lance stated as the Brotherhood emerged from their hiding spots.

"So what do we do then?" Blob asked as Toad and Wanda came back.

"There's only one thing to do Freddy." Lance stated solemnly. "WE PARTY!" Lance screamed as the entire Mall broke out into a giant party out of nowhere

"Amazing how we can scream party, and a giant party breaks out, no matter where we are." Todd mused before Wanda dragged him onto the dance floor.

"I AM DORRO!" Duncan shouted as he jumped off the banister with a fake rope. Which snapped, causing him to fall three floors down. "My spine…"

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Xavier's Institute for the Gifted Youngsters

"Okay Forge, I think that's enough." Jamie II said as another alternate reality version of Jamie jumped out of a portal. This one was dressed like Captain America's old sidekick, Bucky. (He will be know as Jamie IV) Already Forge had accessed a reality where Jamie was the lone ranger. (Jamie III).

"Radical!" Forge said as he shut his machine off.

"Where am I?" Jamie IV asked.

"You in another reality where evil is cool and good is dumb, so we're all evil so we're not dummies. That way we can do non dumb things like take over the world." Jamie II said with a smile.

"I'm confused." Jamie IV said simply.

"So am I." Jamie III added.

"We're going to take over the world." Jamie said simply.

"Can we have some hot cocoa first?" Jamie III asked.

"Yes. Yes we can." Jamie said simply as he lead the other Jamie's into the kitchen.

"Hot Chocolate rules the casaba!" Forge shouted.

"I'm seriously starting to regret us allowing him to use as many 70's cliché's as he wants too." Jamie II muttered to Jamie.

"So am I." Jamie muttered.

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"Let me get this strait." Amanda said as her, Rahne and Jubilee sat in front of Amanda. "You want us to distract my boyfriend so that you can use Bobby in deranged sexual practices?"

"Yes." Amara said simply.

"Sounds cool to me." Jubilee said simply.

"Great." Rahne added.

"No problem." Amanda said as well. "You just leave Kurt to me…" Amanda said as they all huddled up and gathered a plan.

"Oh that is evil…" Jubilee said with a twisted smile.

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New York City

"Can he swing, from a web? Take a look over head…" Spiderman sang to himself as he swung idly from building to building. He wasn't paying attention however and smacked right into a brick building, leaving a Spider-man imprint in the bricks. "Ow." Spider-Man muttered as he slid down the building.

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Some Remote Location in Some Foreign Country

"Um, Miss Smith?" The FOX representative asked as she approached Tabitha.

"Yes?" Tabitha asked simply.

"DO you know how all the other contestants besides yourself happened to…I don't know BLOW UP!!!" The representative shouted.

"No." Tabitha replied simply. "Gosh it is awful though. Guess that means I'm the only one who is capable of hooking up with the millionaire." Tabitha said simply.

"Fine." The Representative said. "You get to marry Hugh Hefneir."

"WHAT!" Tabitha screamed. "THAT OLD FART! I'M OUT OF HERE!" Tabitha screamed as she took off, never to be on a syndicated FOX show again. Right after she blew up FOX studio's of course.

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There you folks go. Another chapter summated by the fans. Keep those ideas a' coming you only have four chapters left to see your ideas in print.

PEACE,

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