Winter Fun: Bashing the Drunks; Or He Who Eats Planet's shouldn't Drink
Well Chapter seven is here and the craziness is about to grow to unbelievable proportions. The people behind this sudden out growth are:
Pyromaniac: Drunken Pyro? Done.
Lady MR: Drunken Storm? Done.
Goldylokz: New mutants playing pranks on the Drunks? Okay, but I'll save that idea for the next chapter.
Todd Fan: More Toad/Wanda action? Okay.
Red Witch: Consider Kelly tortured.
Haretrigger: Galactus? Stan the man? Okay. They'll both be here.
The Scribe: More Bobby/Amara as well as Scott lecturing the Drunks? Great ideas!
Raliena: The Hardy Brothers? Which ones? The book versions or the WWE versions? Ah hell I'll wing it.
So without further Ado… ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Xavier's Institute for the Gifted
"Sup guys." Pyro muttered as he took a seat with the other Drunks. Beast handed him a mug of beer.
"Why are you here Pyro…" Magneto said sloppily. "Don't I have…you doing…something?"
"No boss, that's Sabertooth." Pyro said as he started to drink the mug.
"Oh." Magneto said before he passed out.
"PARTY!" Shaw shouted as he ran by wearing a Toga.
"Hic…" Banshee muttered. "What's that..?" Banshee muttered as he pointed to a flying object.
"It's a bird…" Xavier snickered.
"Na. It's a plane…" Shaw muttered.
"Yer both wrong. It's a flaming chicken…" Wolverine said.
"Flaming chicken?" Pyro asked skeptically.
"Hey! I'm plastered right now! You try coming up with something to say…" Wolverine scolded.
"Its superman!" Beast said in a silly voice.
"Superman isn't real numb-nuts." Wolverine scolded.
"What was that you canuk?" Beast said, getting in Wolverines face.
"Bring it on hairy!"
"Die you damn Canadian!" Beast shouted as he tackled Wolverine.
"Boys, calm down!" Banshee said sloppily, your ruining the moment of drunkenness.
"The Mick's right." Colossus said.
"Who are you calling a Mick, you friggen' Communist!"
"Eat me Irish!" Colossus shouted as the two began to exchange blows. Pretty soon everyone was fighting. Storm flew in through the window, took one look at the fighting, grabbed a bottle of Vodka and proceeded to kill her brain cells in a very merry way.
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"Um, Forge?" Jamie III asked.
"Yea alternate version of Jamie who was the lone ranger?" Forge asked as all the Jamie's faced the one who was dressed like the lone ranger. (Man this is going to be a bitch to write over and over…)
"Your machine is acting up." Jamie III said as he pointed to Forge's Alternate Reality thing-a-ma-bob. (That's a real technical term for it!)
"Not this one!" Forge whined as he ran over to it and pushed a few buttons on it. "Uh-oh." Forge said when he saw it open up a portal. To the gathered Jamie's horror, Stan Lee emerged from the portal.
"What the hell?" Stan, the Man shouted when he looked around. "Holy (Bleep)! I'm in a (Bleep)ing cartoon! How the (Bleep) did this (Bleep)ing happen?" Stan Lee shouted as he looked around and saw Forge and the Jamie's. "You (Bleep)ers have better start talking."
"My little ears!" All of the Jamie's shouted as they ran off crying.
"Great. Now you've done it you dirty old man!" Forge scolded.
"Hey! I'm no dirty old man!" Stan Lee said defensively. Forge just looked at him skeptically. "Okay! So maybe I am, but I'm the dirty old man responsible for your creation! Now what the hell is going on?"
"You've been zapped to a reality where are Destinies are controlled by an egomaniac at a keyboard." Forge said, right before lightning zapped him and dozens of rabid monkeys wielding hammers pounced on him from nowhere. (Call me an Egomaniac, will you?)
"Great. Now if I know my creations, they're probably all getting plastered up in Xavier's study…" Stan Lee said as he ran upstairs to join the Drunks, ignoring Forge's screams for mercy in the background.
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The Bayville Mall
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kelly screamed as he was sent flying through the Sears department store, thanks to a Hex Bolt from Wanda.
"That's what he gets for disrupting my Toady time." Wanda said as Toad walked out of the changing room, behind her.
"You know, I didn't know a man could hit the high C note." Toad said simply.
"You'd be surprised about the notes I can make men hit." Wanda said as she arched her eyebrow."
"TALLY HO!" Toad shouted as he grabbed Wanda and ran back into the changing room.
"This still confuses me." Lance said to Blob.
"This confuses all of us." Blob muttered as he snaked on a burrito.
"Everything confuses you Blob." Pietro quipped.
"Tu shay." Blob replied.
"Lets go find Kelly guys, I think he may need medical attention." Lance muttered.
"Good. It's been awhile since I got to play 'doctor'." Pietro crowed.
"We're going to hell, aren't we Lance?" Blob asked as he followed Pietro.
"Yes Freddy. Yes we are." Lance quipped.
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Somewhere other than in Bayville
"We solved the mystery of Pirates Cove!" Jeff Hardy shouted.
"Dammit Jeff, for the last time We solved that one last week, now we're working on the mystery of OJ's bloody glove!" Matt Hardy shouted as he smacked his little Brother.
"D'oh!" Jeff shouted.
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Xavier's Institute for the Gifted Young
"So this is Bayville." Galactus, Devourer of Planets thought as he stood over Bayville. "If I am to sup on this planet, then I must know what it's in habitants are up too…" Galactus thought as he observed Bayville. "Within moments he was visibly green and ill looking. "Oh God…" Galactus muttered as he threw up, causing a flood in New York City. "No way in hell I'm going to put these people inside of me." Galactus muttered as he walked over to the Xavier Institute and tore the roof off over Xavier's study.
"HOLY (Bleep)!" Beast shouted drunkenly. "It's the jolly green giant!"
"Its not the Jolly green Giant dumb ass" Stan Lee corrected. "Its Galactus, Devourer of Planets."
"Were in deep (Bleep) right now, aren't we" Wolverine asked sloppily.
"Na, let me try the universal Irish greeting." Banshee said sloppily. "Wanna drink?" Banshee asked as he held up a forty to the giant.
"Yes. Yes I do." Galactus muttered as he downed the forty with out a problem. He the opened up his ship and pulled out a Galactus-size keg. "To not devouring a planet whose inhabitants are insane!" Galactus shouted.
"WHAT HE SAID!" All the drunks shouted as they raised their glasses in the air.
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"BOBBY!" Amara shouted from her bed. "Where's my tonic!" Amara shouted.
"Right here mistress." Bobby said meekly as he came into the room with a bottle of coke. He was wearing leather hot pants and a bowtie.
"Excellent. Now be a good boy-toy and come to bed. Amara said a she pulled out a paddle.
"Eep." Bobby said as he walked slowly towards Amara's bed.
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"Damn Amanda." Kurt said as he lit up a cigarette. He was lying in his bed, a sheet covering him and Amanda's nude forms.
"What about us?" Jubilee asked, as she and Rahne emerged from underneath the sheets, nude as well.
"Oh yea, Chicks dig the fuzzy dude." Kurt said with a huge smile.
"Get him!" The girls all shouted as they pounced on Kurt again.
"I LOVE YOU GOD!" Scott heard Kurt shout as he walked by his bedroom.
"Great. Kurt got into the sugar again." Scott muttered as he walked toward Xavier's Study. "The Professor shouldn't be drinking like this. And I'm going to put a stop to it." Scott thought as he opened the door to Xavier study. He saw a scene that causes him nightmare to this very day. Xavier was popping wheelies around the room while Storm was strip dancing on his desk; Banshee, Beast, Magneto and Shaw were all waving dollar bills at her and egging her on. Wolverine, Pyro, Colossus, and Stan Lee were singing drunkenly with Galactus, who looked very plastered.
"I like to go swimming with bow-legged women!" Galactus sang.
"And swim between their legs! HEY!" Stan shouted.
"You should all be ashamed of yourself." Scott shouted, causing all the drunks to stop and stare at him. "I mean really. You're supposed to be the role models and here you all are, getting drunk out of your minds. This is unhealthy to you all and sets a bad example to all of the children." Scott lectured. Until Galactus picked him up and swallowed him. All the adults looked at Galactus in horror.
"Hey. He was getting annoying." Galactus said simply.
"Yea. He was." Beast said as the other adults nodded in agreement.
"PARTY!" Xavier shouted, the others just looked at him.
"It works when the Brotherhood do it." Xavier said sheepishly.
"You got to have the Mojo lady." Banshee said. "Watch. PAR-TAY!!!" Banshee shouted as a huge party broke out. Music began to blare and Women appeared out of nowhere.
"I have Mojo!" Xavier shouted.
"Sure you do chuck." Wolverine said with a snicker.
"I do!" Xavier whined.
"Shut up and drink." Magneto said sloppily as he downed a bottle of Captain Morgan's.
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Well there you all go. Three more chapters remain to the insanity. Pklease review with those ideas and see them in print.
Later,
Descendent
Well Chapter seven is here and the craziness is about to grow to unbelievable proportions. The people behind this sudden out growth are:
Pyromaniac: Drunken Pyro? Done.
Lady MR: Drunken Storm? Done.
Goldylokz: New mutants playing pranks on the Drunks? Okay, but I'll save that idea for the next chapter.
Todd Fan: More Toad/Wanda action? Okay.
Red Witch: Consider Kelly tortured.
Haretrigger: Galactus? Stan the man? Okay. They'll both be here.
The Scribe: More Bobby/Amara as well as Scott lecturing the Drunks? Great ideas!
Raliena: The Hardy Brothers? Which ones? The book versions or the WWE versions? Ah hell I'll wing it.
So without further Ado… ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
********************
Xavier's Institute for the Gifted
"Sup guys." Pyro muttered as he took a seat with the other Drunks. Beast handed him a mug of beer.
"Why are you here Pyro…" Magneto said sloppily. "Don't I have…you doing…something?"
"No boss, that's Sabertooth." Pyro said as he started to drink the mug.
"Oh." Magneto said before he passed out.
"PARTY!" Shaw shouted as he ran by wearing a Toga.
"Hic…" Banshee muttered. "What's that..?" Banshee muttered as he pointed to a flying object.
"It's a bird…" Xavier snickered.
"Na. It's a plane…" Shaw muttered.
"Yer both wrong. It's a flaming chicken…" Wolverine said.
"Flaming chicken?" Pyro asked skeptically.
"Hey! I'm plastered right now! You try coming up with something to say…" Wolverine scolded.
"Its superman!" Beast said in a silly voice.
"Superman isn't real numb-nuts." Wolverine scolded.
"What was that you canuk?" Beast said, getting in Wolverines face.
"Bring it on hairy!"
"Die you damn Canadian!" Beast shouted as he tackled Wolverine.
"Boys, calm down!" Banshee said sloppily, your ruining the moment of drunkenness.
"The Mick's right." Colossus said.
"Who are you calling a Mick, you friggen' Communist!"
"Eat me Irish!" Colossus shouted as the two began to exchange blows. Pretty soon everyone was fighting. Storm flew in through the window, took one look at the fighting, grabbed a bottle of Vodka and proceeded to kill her brain cells in a very merry way.
--------------------
"Um, Forge?" Jamie III asked.
"Yea alternate version of Jamie who was the lone ranger?" Forge asked as all the Jamie's faced the one who was dressed like the lone ranger. (Man this is going to be a bitch to write over and over…)
"Your machine is acting up." Jamie III said as he pointed to Forge's Alternate Reality thing-a-ma-bob. (That's a real technical term for it!)
"Not this one!" Forge whined as he ran over to it and pushed a few buttons on it. "Uh-oh." Forge said when he saw it open up a portal. To the gathered Jamie's horror, Stan Lee emerged from the portal.
"What the hell?" Stan, the Man shouted when he looked around. "Holy (Bleep)! I'm in a (Bleep)ing cartoon! How the (Bleep) did this (Bleep)ing happen?" Stan Lee shouted as he looked around and saw Forge and the Jamie's. "You (Bleep)ers have better start talking."
"My little ears!" All of the Jamie's shouted as they ran off crying.
"Great. Now you've done it you dirty old man!" Forge scolded.
"Hey! I'm no dirty old man!" Stan Lee said defensively. Forge just looked at him skeptically. "Okay! So maybe I am, but I'm the dirty old man responsible for your creation! Now what the hell is going on?"
"You've been zapped to a reality where are Destinies are controlled by an egomaniac at a keyboard." Forge said, right before lightning zapped him and dozens of rabid monkeys wielding hammers pounced on him from nowhere. (Call me an Egomaniac, will you?)
"Great. Now if I know my creations, they're probably all getting plastered up in Xavier's study…" Stan Lee said as he ran upstairs to join the Drunks, ignoring Forge's screams for mercy in the background.
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The Bayville Mall
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kelly screamed as he was sent flying through the Sears department store, thanks to a Hex Bolt from Wanda.
"That's what he gets for disrupting my Toady time." Wanda said as Toad walked out of the changing room, behind her.
"You know, I didn't know a man could hit the high C note." Toad said simply.
"You'd be surprised about the notes I can make men hit." Wanda said as she arched her eyebrow."
"TALLY HO!" Toad shouted as he grabbed Wanda and ran back into the changing room.
"This still confuses me." Lance said to Blob.
"This confuses all of us." Blob muttered as he snaked on a burrito.
"Everything confuses you Blob." Pietro quipped.
"Tu shay." Blob replied.
"Lets go find Kelly guys, I think he may need medical attention." Lance muttered.
"Good. It's been awhile since I got to play 'doctor'." Pietro crowed.
"We're going to hell, aren't we Lance?" Blob asked as he followed Pietro.
"Yes Freddy. Yes we are." Lance quipped.
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Somewhere other than in Bayville
"We solved the mystery of Pirates Cove!" Jeff Hardy shouted.
"Dammit Jeff, for the last time We solved that one last week, now we're working on the mystery of OJ's bloody glove!" Matt Hardy shouted as he smacked his little Brother.
"D'oh!" Jeff shouted.
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Xavier's Institute for the Gifted Young
"So this is Bayville." Galactus, Devourer of Planets thought as he stood over Bayville. "If I am to sup on this planet, then I must know what it's in habitants are up too…" Galactus thought as he observed Bayville. "Within moments he was visibly green and ill looking. "Oh God…" Galactus muttered as he threw up, causing a flood in New York City. "No way in hell I'm going to put these people inside of me." Galactus muttered as he walked over to the Xavier Institute and tore the roof off over Xavier's study.
"HOLY (Bleep)!" Beast shouted drunkenly. "It's the jolly green giant!"
"Its not the Jolly green Giant dumb ass" Stan Lee corrected. "Its Galactus, Devourer of Planets."
"Were in deep (Bleep) right now, aren't we" Wolverine asked sloppily.
"Na, let me try the universal Irish greeting." Banshee said sloppily. "Wanna drink?" Banshee asked as he held up a forty to the giant.
"Yes. Yes I do." Galactus muttered as he downed the forty with out a problem. He the opened up his ship and pulled out a Galactus-size keg. "To not devouring a planet whose inhabitants are insane!" Galactus shouted.
"WHAT HE SAID!" All the drunks shouted as they raised their glasses in the air.
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"BOBBY!" Amara shouted from her bed. "Where's my tonic!" Amara shouted.
"Right here mistress." Bobby said meekly as he came into the room with a bottle of coke. He was wearing leather hot pants and a bowtie.
"Excellent. Now be a good boy-toy and come to bed. Amara said a she pulled out a paddle.
"Eep." Bobby said as he walked slowly towards Amara's bed.
--------------------
"Damn Amanda." Kurt said as he lit up a cigarette. He was lying in his bed, a sheet covering him and Amanda's nude forms.
"What about us?" Jubilee asked, as she and Rahne emerged from underneath the sheets, nude as well.
"Oh yea, Chicks dig the fuzzy dude." Kurt said with a huge smile.
"Get him!" The girls all shouted as they pounced on Kurt again.
"I LOVE YOU GOD!" Scott heard Kurt shout as he walked by his bedroom.
"Great. Kurt got into the sugar again." Scott muttered as he walked toward Xavier's Study. "The Professor shouldn't be drinking like this. And I'm going to put a stop to it." Scott thought as he opened the door to Xavier study. He saw a scene that causes him nightmare to this very day. Xavier was popping wheelies around the room while Storm was strip dancing on his desk; Banshee, Beast, Magneto and Shaw were all waving dollar bills at her and egging her on. Wolverine, Pyro, Colossus, and Stan Lee were singing drunkenly with Galactus, who looked very plastered.
"I like to go swimming with bow-legged women!" Galactus sang.
"And swim between their legs! HEY!" Stan shouted.
"You should all be ashamed of yourself." Scott shouted, causing all the drunks to stop and stare at him. "I mean really. You're supposed to be the role models and here you all are, getting drunk out of your minds. This is unhealthy to you all and sets a bad example to all of the children." Scott lectured. Until Galactus picked him up and swallowed him. All the adults looked at Galactus in horror.
"Hey. He was getting annoying." Galactus said simply.
"Yea. He was." Beast said as the other adults nodded in agreement.
"PARTY!" Xavier shouted, the others just looked at him.
"It works when the Brotherhood do it." Xavier said sheepishly.
"You got to have the Mojo lady." Banshee said. "Watch. PAR-TAY!!!" Banshee shouted as a huge party broke out. Music began to blare and Women appeared out of nowhere.
"I have Mojo!" Xavier shouted.
"Sure you do chuck." Wolverine said with a snicker.
"I do!" Xavier whined.
"Shut up and drink." Magneto said sloppily as he downed a bottle of Captain Morgan's.
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Well there you all go. Three more chapters remain to the insanity. Pklease review with those ideas and see them in print.
Later,
Descendent