Winter Fun: The Fellowship of the Drunks; or Evil Just Got Eviler
Ahhh. Two chapters remain folks. Get those ideas in! And the people behind this chapter are:
Red Witch: Kelly will have his visit to the toy department today.
Todd Fan: The drunks playing the circle game? Done.
Goldylokz: The New Mutants will be torturing someone in this chapter, but unfortunately it won't be the drunks. Sorry. But I'll make it up to you with Kelly Torture.
Aphrodite: Brittany and Nancy make their return onto the side of evil? Oh, I like the way you think.
Haretrigger: Invisible woman video taping Kurt in his female escapades? Stan the Man trying to hook up with Storm? You're a sad, sad individual, but here are your ideas.
The Scribe: Norm and Cliff from Cheers joining in on the drunkenness? Done!
Lady MR: Some Rouge/Remy action? Done.
Jhereg Assassin: Robin versus the Jamie's? Oh, that is evil…
Klucky: A LotR scene in order to torture Kelly? Done.
And now without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Bayville Mall
"Where the heck are those Maniac's" Kelly muttered as he walked through the toy department.
"HEAD'S UP!" Toad shouted as he rode by on one of the big motorized cars with Wanda, knocking Kelly down.
"After him!" Pietro shouted as he and Lance rode by on bikes, running Kelly over.
"Wait for me!" Blob shouted as he rode a big wheel towards Kelly.
"Oh no…" Kelly muttered, as Blob was about to run him over.
(Squish) "Oops. Sorry mister Kelly." Blob stated as Kelly moaned.
"I hate my life…" Kelly moaned. He got up and looked around. "Eep…" He muttered when he saw Wanda pumping up a Nerf gun.
"ATTACK!" Wanda shouted as Kelly dived behind an aisle.
"Whew." Kelly muttered, before he saw Lance and Blob with Super-Soakers. "This isn't my day…" Kelly muttered as he ran off, Lance and Blob in close pursuit.
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"Attack!" Toad shouted as he shot a Nerf dart at Kelly.
"Ah!" Kelly shouted as Lance soaked him with a super soaker.
"HAHA! FELL MY WRATH!" Wanda shouted as she rode by on a little car, shooting at various people with Nerf Weapons.
"THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE!" Kelly screamed as he grabbed a bike and rode off towards Bayville woods.
"Gentlemen and Lady." Lance said as the Brotherhood gathered around him. "I just got a wonderful idea…" Lance said as he explained the idea to the Brotherhood.
"Ooh. That is evil." Toad stated.
"But we'll need help." Blob said.
"I know just where to get it too…" Pietro said as the Brotherhood took off.
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Xavier's Institute for the Gifted Youngsters
"Hic…Hey baby…" Stan Lee said as he walked up to Storm.
"No." Storm said simply.
"But, I created you…" Stan Lee stated.
"I don't care, the answer is still No." Storm said as she walked away.
"I hate my life." Stan said as he turned to get a drink. He saw Wolverine standing there with a smile. His pointer finger and thumb were pressed together, forming a circle. "Uh oh…" Stan muttered as Wolverine clocked him.
"Gotcha…" Logan muttered as he stood over Stan's body. He looked up to see Colossus doing the same thing to him. "Damn…" Wolverine muttered as he went through the wall. Just as Norm and Cliff from Cheers walked into the study.
"I'm telling you, this is the place to come drinking…" Cliff said.
"I don't know…" Norm said as Wolverine went flying by.
"Okay. So maybe it's a little violent." Cliff said, as he began to sweat nervously.
"A little?" Norm asked in shock as Banshee and Pyro stumbled out bleeding at the noses.
"That's the way to hit someone Laddie!" Banshee shouted as he put on a pair of brass knuckles and ran back inside.
"Okay. Wanna got to Moe's instead?" Cliff asked.
"Sure." Norm said as the walked away, never to enter Bayville again.
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Stop right there, Emissaries of Evil!" All the Jamie's and Forge turned around to see Robin (The DC character) standing in a dramatic pose. "I will stop you, thus earning the respect of my mentor, THE BATMAN!"
"Right…" All the Jamie's muttered.
"Though that isn't a bad name to use…" Jamie II said.
"I like it, Emissaries of Evil. It has a nice ring to it." Jamie IV said with a smile.
"Its totally radical." Forge said.
"Enough with the 70's clichés already!" Jamie III shouted.
"Hey, I am who I am and that all that I am." Forge said simply.
"Great, now he's quoting Pop-eye." Multiple, the Mighty said as he slapped his face. "I'm beginning to think this wasn't the best idea."
"You think." Jamie II said.
"AHEM!" Robin shouted.
"Oh. Sorry" Multiple, the Mighty said. "Go ahead and carry on threatening us…"
"That's better. I will vanquish you all!" Robin shouted as he tackled the Jamie's. But a lead pipe soon knocked out the Boy Wonder. All the Jamie's and Forge turned to see Brittany Spears and Nancy, the Naughty Nurse standing there, wearing skintight leather costumes. Nancy was holding a whip and Spears had a pipe in her hands. Forge's jaw hit the floor as all the Jamie's stared at them with interest.
"What do you want?" Jamie II asked.
"Yea. Why did you help us out?" Multiple, the Mighty asked.
"We're here to join your evil force." Nancy said with a cruel smile.
"Why?" Jamie III (The lone Ranger one) asked.
"Because my Toady is cheating on me with some crazy psycho." Nancy said simply.
"And my Wolvie hasn't called me back like he promised he would. A girl can only take so much abuse… First they claim I lip-synch, then they say my boobs are fake." Brittany Spears said as she grabbed her chest and juggled it.
"Thank you God…" Forge said with a smile before he passed out.
"And now my man hasn't called me…" Miss Spears said with a pout. (See my fic, Summer Fun to find out where these two are from and what the hell they're talking about.)
"Welcome to the side of evil…" Jamie IV (The Captain America's side kick one) said with a smile.
"Glad to be of service, so is there any tinier outfits we can squeeze into around here?" Brittany Spears asked.
"I'm in heaven…" Forge muttered with a smile from the floor.
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"I love my life…" Kurt muttered as he lay in bed with his three girls.
"So do I…" Sue Strom said, as she turned visible.
"VAT!?!" Kurt shouted as he and his angels stood up in bed.
"Oh I'm sorry." The Invisible woman said. "But you see I happen to be a voyeur, and I love watching other people do the nasty. Oh and Kurt, excellent use of the tail…" Sue said with a smile.
"I'll say…" Amanda said contently with a smile.
"So what gives you the right to watch us when were doing the nasty?" Rahne shouted.
"The fact that I have the entire thing on Video tape," Sue said as she pulled out a camera. "And if you touch me then I'll show this video to the professor."
"Knowing him he'll probably enjoy watching it…" Kurt muttered. "Fine you have deal. But will you now please leave?" Kurt shouted.
"Sure." Sue Storm said as she walked away humming a song.
"Now what." Jubilee asked with a pout. Kurt just stares at you all and raises his eyebrows a few times and smiles.
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"I bet you're wondering why we gathered you all here." Lance said as he paced back and forth In front of the gathered forces of Gambit, Rogue, Kitty, Roberto, Ray, and the Brotherhood.
"Yes. Remy is wondering why." Gambit said simply. Everyone looked at him weirdly.
"We've gathered you for the sole purpose of the ultimate prank on Principle Edward Kelly." Lance said with a smile.
"What do Remy get out of the deal?" Gambit asked.
"I don't know?" Lance said irately. "You can get liquored up and kiss Rogue…" Lance said simply. Gambit looked at Rogue, who was now blushing.
"Remy like dat idea."
"Great. Now here's the plan…" Lance said as all of the mutants huddled up.
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Bayville Woods
"Okay, so maybe this wasn't the best idea I've had in awhile…" Kelly muttered as he walked around the dark, scary woods. (Think Silent Hill.) Suddenly he heard a rustling behind him. "What was that?" Kelly asked in shock as he whirled around. To his shock, Rogue burst through the foliage with a midget under her arms. She was wearing a flowing white gown and her hair was pulled back.
"If you want him, come and get him!" Rouge shouted as Nine figures covered in black stormed out of the woods on horses, well actually eight were on horses, the last one was on an Ox because he was so fat.
"This is not happening…This is not happening…" Kelly repeated to himself as he closed his eyes and covered his ears. When he opened his eyes the nine black riders were all staring at him. "Eep…"
"Attack…" One of the riders said in a dark voice as they jumped onto Kelly and began beating him.
"Hey! What about me!?!" Rogue shouted. She then ran over and began pounding on Kelly. Meanwhile Toad ran over and grabbed Wanda.
"My precious…" Toad said as he carried a giggling Wanda off into the woods.
"Ow! (Wham) Stop it!" (Slap) Mercy! (Thwack) HELLLPPP MEEEE!!!" Kelly shouted as the remaining seven riders and Rogue beat him long into the night.
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Well there you go. More ideas summated by you the fans. I hope you all liked it, oh, and don't worry about Cyclops. I got something special planned for him. So send in those ideas and see them in print. Until next time true believers,
Descendent
Ahhh. Two chapters remain folks. Get those ideas in! And the people behind this chapter are:
Red Witch: Kelly will have his visit to the toy department today.
Todd Fan: The drunks playing the circle game? Done.
Goldylokz: The New Mutants will be torturing someone in this chapter, but unfortunately it won't be the drunks. Sorry. But I'll make it up to you with Kelly Torture.
Aphrodite: Brittany and Nancy make their return onto the side of evil? Oh, I like the way you think.
Haretrigger: Invisible woman video taping Kurt in his female escapades? Stan the Man trying to hook up with Storm? You're a sad, sad individual, but here are your ideas.
The Scribe: Norm and Cliff from Cheers joining in on the drunkenness? Done!
Lady MR: Some Rouge/Remy action? Done.
Jhereg Assassin: Robin versus the Jamie's? Oh, that is evil…
Klucky: A LotR scene in order to torture Kelly? Done.
And now without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Bayville Mall
"Where the heck are those Maniac's" Kelly muttered as he walked through the toy department.
"HEAD'S UP!" Toad shouted as he rode by on one of the big motorized cars with Wanda, knocking Kelly down.
"After him!" Pietro shouted as he and Lance rode by on bikes, running Kelly over.
"Wait for me!" Blob shouted as he rode a big wheel towards Kelly.
"Oh no…" Kelly muttered, as Blob was about to run him over.
(Squish) "Oops. Sorry mister Kelly." Blob stated as Kelly moaned.
"I hate my life…" Kelly moaned. He got up and looked around. "Eep…" He muttered when he saw Wanda pumping up a Nerf gun.
"ATTACK!" Wanda shouted as Kelly dived behind an aisle.
"Whew." Kelly muttered, before he saw Lance and Blob with Super-Soakers. "This isn't my day…" Kelly muttered as he ran off, Lance and Blob in close pursuit.
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"Attack!" Toad shouted as he shot a Nerf dart at Kelly.
"Ah!" Kelly shouted as Lance soaked him with a super soaker.
"HAHA! FELL MY WRATH!" Wanda shouted as she rode by on a little car, shooting at various people with Nerf Weapons.
"THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE!" Kelly screamed as he grabbed a bike and rode off towards Bayville woods.
"Gentlemen and Lady." Lance said as the Brotherhood gathered around him. "I just got a wonderful idea…" Lance said as he explained the idea to the Brotherhood.
"Ooh. That is evil." Toad stated.
"But we'll need help." Blob said.
"I know just where to get it too…" Pietro said as the Brotherhood took off.
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Xavier's Institute for the Gifted Youngsters
"Hic…Hey baby…" Stan Lee said as he walked up to Storm.
"No." Storm said simply.
"But, I created you…" Stan Lee stated.
"I don't care, the answer is still No." Storm said as she walked away.
"I hate my life." Stan said as he turned to get a drink. He saw Wolverine standing there with a smile. His pointer finger and thumb were pressed together, forming a circle. "Uh oh…" Stan muttered as Wolverine clocked him.
"Gotcha…" Logan muttered as he stood over Stan's body. He looked up to see Colossus doing the same thing to him. "Damn…" Wolverine muttered as he went through the wall. Just as Norm and Cliff from Cheers walked into the study.
"I'm telling you, this is the place to come drinking…" Cliff said.
"I don't know…" Norm said as Wolverine went flying by.
"Okay. So maybe it's a little violent." Cliff said, as he began to sweat nervously.
"A little?" Norm asked in shock as Banshee and Pyro stumbled out bleeding at the noses.
"That's the way to hit someone Laddie!" Banshee shouted as he put on a pair of brass knuckles and ran back inside.
"Okay. Wanna got to Moe's instead?" Cliff asked.
"Sure." Norm said as the walked away, never to enter Bayville again.
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Stop right there, Emissaries of Evil!" All the Jamie's and Forge turned around to see Robin (The DC character) standing in a dramatic pose. "I will stop you, thus earning the respect of my mentor, THE BATMAN!"
"Right…" All the Jamie's muttered.
"Though that isn't a bad name to use…" Jamie II said.
"I like it, Emissaries of Evil. It has a nice ring to it." Jamie IV said with a smile.
"Its totally radical." Forge said.
"Enough with the 70's clichés already!" Jamie III shouted.
"Hey, I am who I am and that all that I am." Forge said simply.
"Great, now he's quoting Pop-eye." Multiple, the Mighty said as he slapped his face. "I'm beginning to think this wasn't the best idea."
"You think." Jamie II said.
"AHEM!" Robin shouted.
"Oh. Sorry" Multiple, the Mighty said. "Go ahead and carry on threatening us…"
"That's better. I will vanquish you all!" Robin shouted as he tackled the Jamie's. But a lead pipe soon knocked out the Boy Wonder. All the Jamie's and Forge turned to see Brittany Spears and Nancy, the Naughty Nurse standing there, wearing skintight leather costumes. Nancy was holding a whip and Spears had a pipe in her hands. Forge's jaw hit the floor as all the Jamie's stared at them with interest.
"What do you want?" Jamie II asked.
"Yea. Why did you help us out?" Multiple, the Mighty asked.
"We're here to join your evil force." Nancy said with a cruel smile.
"Why?" Jamie III (The lone Ranger one) asked.
"Because my Toady is cheating on me with some crazy psycho." Nancy said simply.
"And my Wolvie hasn't called me back like he promised he would. A girl can only take so much abuse… First they claim I lip-synch, then they say my boobs are fake." Brittany Spears said as she grabbed her chest and juggled it.
"Thank you God…" Forge said with a smile before he passed out.
"And now my man hasn't called me…" Miss Spears said with a pout. (See my fic, Summer Fun to find out where these two are from and what the hell they're talking about.)
"Welcome to the side of evil…" Jamie IV (The Captain America's side kick one) said with a smile.
"Glad to be of service, so is there any tinier outfits we can squeeze into around here?" Brittany Spears asked.
"I'm in heaven…" Forge muttered with a smile from the floor.
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"I love my life…" Kurt muttered as he lay in bed with his three girls.
"So do I…" Sue Strom said, as she turned visible.
"VAT!?!" Kurt shouted as he and his angels stood up in bed.
"Oh I'm sorry." The Invisible woman said. "But you see I happen to be a voyeur, and I love watching other people do the nasty. Oh and Kurt, excellent use of the tail…" Sue said with a smile.
"I'll say…" Amanda said contently with a smile.
"So what gives you the right to watch us when were doing the nasty?" Rahne shouted.
"The fact that I have the entire thing on Video tape," Sue said as she pulled out a camera. "And if you touch me then I'll show this video to the professor."
"Knowing him he'll probably enjoy watching it…" Kurt muttered. "Fine you have deal. But will you now please leave?" Kurt shouted.
"Sure." Sue Storm said as she walked away humming a song.
"Now what." Jubilee asked with a pout. Kurt just stares at you all and raises his eyebrows a few times and smiles.
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"I bet you're wondering why we gathered you all here." Lance said as he paced back and forth In front of the gathered forces of Gambit, Rogue, Kitty, Roberto, Ray, and the Brotherhood.
"Yes. Remy is wondering why." Gambit said simply. Everyone looked at him weirdly.
"We've gathered you for the sole purpose of the ultimate prank on Principle Edward Kelly." Lance said with a smile.
"What do Remy get out of the deal?" Gambit asked.
"I don't know?" Lance said irately. "You can get liquored up and kiss Rogue…" Lance said simply. Gambit looked at Rogue, who was now blushing.
"Remy like dat idea."
"Great. Now here's the plan…" Lance said as all of the mutants huddled up.
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Bayville Woods
"Okay, so maybe this wasn't the best idea I've had in awhile…" Kelly muttered as he walked around the dark, scary woods. (Think Silent Hill.) Suddenly he heard a rustling behind him. "What was that?" Kelly asked in shock as he whirled around. To his shock, Rogue burst through the foliage with a midget under her arms. She was wearing a flowing white gown and her hair was pulled back.
"If you want him, come and get him!" Rouge shouted as Nine figures covered in black stormed out of the woods on horses, well actually eight were on horses, the last one was on an Ox because he was so fat.
"This is not happening…This is not happening…" Kelly repeated to himself as he closed his eyes and covered his ears. When he opened his eyes the nine black riders were all staring at him. "Eep…"
"Attack…" One of the riders said in a dark voice as they jumped onto Kelly and began beating him.
"Hey! What about me!?!" Rogue shouted. She then ran over and began pounding on Kelly. Meanwhile Toad ran over and grabbed Wanda.
"My precious…" Toad said as he carried a giggling Wanda off into the woods.
"Ow! (Wham) Stop it!" (Slap) Mercy! (Thwack) HELLLPPP MEEEE!!!" Kelly shouted as the remaining seven riders and Rogue beat him long into the night.
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Well there you go. More ideas summated by you the fans. I hope you all liked it, oh, and don't worry about Cyclops. I got something special planned for him. So send in those ideas and see them in print. Until next time true believers,
Descendent