Winter Fun: Now with 45% More Lightning: or The Evil Chick Fight Cometh
Well, one more chapter remains in our winter adventure. So send in those ideas. And the lovely people behind this chapter are…
SandsO: First of all, you're idea's aren't stupid. And as for the Bat coming in to save Robin, consider it done.
Haretrigger: Galactus + Circle Game = Hilarious Hi-Jinks that are now coming thanks to you.
Lady MR: More Emissaries of Evil are on the way as well as Rouge and Remy's Kiss.
Ravnos: You want more lightning, you got it
The Scribe: You will get some more Bobby/Amara in this chapter. As well as the rumble for the seas.
Todd Fan: As always, more Todd/Wanda action for ya. Oh and Kurt's video will fall into the wrong hands, if you get my meaning…
Red Witch: Your Catfight is on the way.
So without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
P.s. Sorry about the delay, but I was fighting off a bad case of the flu, and I thought it best not to write while on high-doses of cold medicine. ENJOY!
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Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters
"I wanna play too!" Galactus shouted drunkenly as he made a circle with his thumb and index fingers.
"Wha…" Beast muttered as he looked up. "Oh my stars and gutters…" Beast muttered as he saw Galactus' fist come flying towards him.
"Wow. That got some distance." Shaw said as he looked through the Beast shaped hole in the wall.
"We'll never see the fur-ball again." Magneto said drunkenly.
"HURAH!" All the drunks shouted as they raised their glasses into the air.
"No offense guys, but I really need to get going…" Galactus muttered as he barley managed to step up.
"Later big purple!" Banshee shouted as Galactus stumbled onto his spaceship and took off, right after he crashed into the moon. Several times.
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"Now my Emissaries of Evil we will destroy good, because it is dumb, and we don't want to do dumb things cause that will make us dummies. And it's dumb to be dummies!" Multiple, the Might shouted.
"I'm confused" Brittany Spears said innocently as she bent her knees inward.
"Oh my…" Forge muttered before he passed out again.
"Recruiting them was the smartest idea we've ever had." Jamie II said to Jamie III, who nodded in agreement.
"Well then, Nancy." Multiple the Mighty stated. "You want vengeance on Wanda, you may now go forth and claim it. But first, give me an evil laugh."
"He-he-he-he-he!" Nancy giggled.
"Oh come on Woman! Make it evil!" Jamie IV shouted.
'I don't know how…" Nancy said innocently.
"Oh god Dammit…" Jamie II muttered. "Think, Doctor Evil from Austin Powers."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Nancy then laughed manically.
"Not bad…" Jamie said as the others all applauded. "Now go forth, and reclaim your Toad! Not that I know why you would want him…" Jamie stated as Nancy leapt up and ran out, to find Toad.
"Next on the agenda." Multiple, the Mighty stated. "Snack foods at meetings. All those in favor?"
"AYE!" All those gathered said as they raised their hands.
"And the Aye's have it!" Jamie said with a smile. "NEXT!"
"Giving back my young Ward!"
"Giving back the young Ward." Jamie stated. "Wait a minute…"
"Who the heck are you?" Jamie II asked the cloaked Avenger.
"I am the BATMAN!" Batman shouted as he opened his cape up, to revel him wearing nothing but a thong with little bat imprints on it. "Oops." Batman said as he turned a deep red. "I'll be right back…" He shouted as he leapt out the window.
"Brittany, be a dear and turn on our security system." Multiple the Mighty said simply.
"Okay." Miss Spears said as she skipped over and turned on the Mansions security system.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Came the caped crusaders screams of pain. And a bolt of lightning came out of nowhere and struck him. (Ain't I a stinker?)
"Excellent." All the Jamie's hissed as they all twiddled their fingers.
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Bayville Aquarium
"Eat this fishboy!" Namor shouted as he punched Aquaman. The two were fighting in the dolphin tank.
"Bite me Merman!" Aquaman shouted as he flipped Namor off and then kicked him firmly in the jewels.
"Oooohh…" Namor groaned. "This is the worst hurt imaginable…" Namor moaned in a squeaky voice.
"I win!" Aquaman shouted. Before a bolt of lightning stuck him, frying him to a crisp. (Hey, I'm marvel all the way baby.) "gasp…" Aquaman said as his hair stood out all frazzled and he was a nice burnt color.
"HA!" Namor shouted. Before another lightning bolt hit him as well. (Hey, he's annoying at times. So sue me.)
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The Baxter Building, New York City
"Sue, what are you doing?" Reed Richards asked as he walked in on his wife and several cabana boys.
"Um, turning Cabana Boys into Cabana men?" Sue asked innocently.
"Okay." Reed said as he swiped a tape off of her dresser and took it to the lab, where he erased it and taped over it with his Bob Sagat Marathon. Right before lightning struck him. Thus the exploits of the Fuzzy Dude where erased from history, with the exception of three girls minds. (What, it's not what you expected? Don't worry, this will get wrapped up next chapter, so don't worry your little heads over it.)
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Xavier's Institute
"BOY TOY!" Amara shouted as Bobby walked over wearing cowboy chaps and a hat.
"Yes mistress…" Bobby said in a monotone voice. He trotted over to her where she had a paddle and a whip.
"Time for fun Boy Toy…" Amara said. Before lightning struck them both. (Hey I'm running a little dry on ideas for them right now!)
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Bayville Woods
"I hate my life…" Kelly moaned as he walked beaten and broken through the woods. Guess what? Lightning hit him as well. Several times in fact.
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"Now it time for Remy to get his prize…" Remy said as he bent over to Kiss Rogue, and then promptly passed out.
"Idiot." Pietro muttered with a smile as he, Blob, and Lance dragged Gambit's body away into the forest to exact revenge. For what you might ask. Well he did threaten to blow them up after all.
"Now what I do?" Rogue asked. "Mes Amis! I'm talkin' like he now!" Rogue shouted. "Won't somebody help Rogue?" Rogue shouted. (She asked for it Ladies and Gentlemen) In response, lightning came out of nowhere and fried her. "Oui" Rogue muttered before she passed out.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"That's my Toady…" Wanda said contently as she and Toad walked out of the Closet.
"No. THAT'S MY TOADY!" They both turned to see Nancy, The Naughty Nurse standing there with a whip.
"Nancy?" Toad shouted, as he turned pale. "Hey babe, long time no see…" Toad said weakly.
"Toady, who is this?" Wanda asked menacingly.
"His girlfriend." Nancy stated.
"What!" Wanda shouted as she glared at Toad.
"She left the state, it was a one season fling, she meant nothing to me…" Toad said weakly.
"I believe you Todd." Wanda said as Nancy turned a deep red color.
"Then we shall duel for the Toad." Nancy shouted as she tore her shirt and pants so that she was wearing a skimpy top and tight pants.
"Whoa." Toad stated.
"Oh yea!" Wanda shouted as she did the same. "Mine's skimpier." Wanda shouted as she tackled Nancy to the ground. Meanwhile Lance and Blob walked back in at that exact moment.
"What's going on?" Lance asked as the boys watch the two girls slapped each other around.
"Nancy's back, so now she and Wanda are fighting over me." Toad said a she began to drool. "Where's Petey?"
"He got hit by a random lightning bolt." Lance said as he to started to drool as well.
"Oh my…" Blob stated as Wanda hopped on top of Nancy and rode her.
"Excuse me… I have to go find Kitty right now…" Lance said as he ran outside.
"Yes. I must find… food.' Blob said as he ran away as well. And was soon struck by lightning.
"Oh my…" Toad stated as saliva dripped from his mouth. Nancy was now on top of Wanda shaking her. "Must…Control…Player ways…" Toad struggled. "Ah screw it." Toad shouted as he grabbed them both by the waist and ran up to his room. "TALLY HO!" Toad shouted as he slammed his door.
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"See girls. There's more than enough Toad to go around." Todd said as he took a long drag from his cigarette.
"Yea…" Wanda and Nancy said contently at the same time.
"Now, who wants seconds?" Toad asked as the girls began to giggle.
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Xavier's Institute
"There. Now that I got that out of my system…" Storm said as she got off the roof, but then lightning struck her suddenly. "So that's what it feels like…" Storm muttered in a funny voice as she passed out.
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There you all go. Sorry about the wait again, but I was sick. Send in those ideas for the grand finale. After all Next chapter is the last in the series that is 'Winter Fun'. Until next time True believers,
Peace out,
Descendent
Well, one more chapter remains in our winter adventure. So send in those ideas. And the lovely people behind this chapter are…
SandsO: First of all, you're idea's aren't stupid. And as for the Bat coming in to save Robin, consider it done.
Haretrigger: Galactus + Circle Game = Hilarious Hi-Jinks that are now coming thanks to you.
Lady MR: More Emissaries of Evil are on the way as well as Rouge and Remy's Kiss.
Ravnos: You want more lightning, you got it
The Scribe: You will get some more Bobby/Amara in this chapter. As well as the rumble for the seas.
Todd Fan: As always, more Todd/Wanda action for ya. Oh and Kurt's video will fall into the wrong hands, if you get my meaning…
Red Witch: Your Catfight is on the way.
So without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
P.s. Sorry about the delay, but I was fighting off a bad case of the flu, and I thought it best not to write while on high-doses of cold medicine. ENJOY!
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Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters
"I wanna play too!" Galactus shouted drunkenly as he made a circle with his thumb and index fingers.
"Wha…" Beast muttered as he looked up. "Oh my stars and gutters…" Beast muttered as he saw Galactus' fist come flying towards him.
"Wow. That got some distance." Shaw said as he looked through the Beast shaped hole in the wall.
"We'll never see the fur-ball again." Magneto said drunkenly.
"HURAH!" All the drunks shouted as they raised their glasses into the air.
"No offense guys, but I really need to get going…" Galactus muttered as he barley managed to step up.
"Later big purple!" Banshee shouted as Galactus stumbled onto his spaceship and took off, right after he crashed into the moon. Several times.
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"Now my Emissaries of Evil we will destroy good, because it is dumb, and we don't want to do dumb things cause that will make us dummies. And it's dumb to be dummies!" Multiple, the Might shouted.
"I'm confused" Brittany Spears said innocently as she bent her knees inward.
"Oh my…" Forge muttered before he passed out again.
"Recruiting them was the smartest idea we've ever had." Jamie II said to Jamie III, who nodded in agreement.
"Well then, Nancy." Multiple the Mighty stated. "You want vengeance on Wanda, you may now go forth and claim it. But first, give me an evil laugh."
"He-he-he-he-he!" Nancy giggled.
"Oh come on Woman! Make it evil!" Jamie IV shouted.
'I don't know how…" Nancy said innocently.
"Oh god Dammit…" Jamie II muttered. "Think, Doctor Evil from Austin Powers."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Nancy then laughed manically.
"Not bad…" Jamie said as the others all applauded. "Now go forth, and reclaim your Toad! Not that I know why you would want him…" Jamie stated as Nancy leapt up and ran out, to find Toad.
"Next on the agenda." Multiple, the Mighty stated. "Snack foods at meetings. All those in favor?"
"AYE!" All those gathered said as they raised their hands.
"And the Aye's have it!" Jamie said with a smile. "NEXT!"
"Giving back my young Ward!"
"Giving back the young Ward." Jamie stated. "Wait a minute…"
"Who the heck are you?" Jamie II asked the cloaked Avenger.
"I am the BATMAN!" Batman shouted as he opened his cape up, to revel him wearing nothing but a thong with little bat imprints on it. "Oops." Batman said as he turned a deep red. "I'll be right back…" He shouted as he leapt out the window.
"Brittany, be a dear and turn on our security system." Multiple the Mighty said simply.
"Okay." Miss Spears said as she skipped over and turned on the Mansions security system.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Came the caped crusaders screams of pain. And a bolt of lightning came out of nowhere and struck him. (Ain't I a stinker?)
"Excellent." All the Jamie's hissed as they all twiddled their fingers.
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Bayville Aquarium
"Eat this fishboy!" Namor shouted as he punched Aquaman. The two were fighting in the dolphin tank.
"Bite me Merman!" Aquaman shouted as he flipped Namor off and then kicked him firmly in the jewels.
"Oooohh…" Namor groaned. "This is the worst hurt imaginable…" Namor moaned in a squeaky voice.
"I win!" Aquaman shouted. Before a bolt of lightning stuck him, frying him to a crisp. (Hey, I'm marvel all the way baby.) "gasp…" Aquaman said as his hair stood out all frazzled and he was a nice burnt color.
"HA!" Namor shouted. Before another lightning bolt hit him as well. (Hey, he's annoying at times. So sue me.)
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The Baxter Building, New York City
"Sue, what are you doing?" Reed Richards asked as he walked in on his wife and several cabana boys.
"Um, turning Cabana Boys into Cabana men?" Sue asked innocently.
"Okay." Reed said as he swiped a tape off of her dresser and took it to the lab, where he erased it and taped over it with his Bob Sagat Marathon. Right before lightning struck him. Thus the exploits of the Fuzzy Dude where erased from history, with the exception of three girls minds. (What, it's not what you expected? Don't worry, this will get wrapped up next chapter, so don't worry your little heads over it.)
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Xavier's Institute
"BOY TOY!" Amara shouted as Bobby walked over wearing cowboy chaps and a hat.
"Yes mistress…" Bobby said in a monotone voice. He trotted over to her where she had a paddle and a whip.
"Time for fun Boy Toy…" Amara said. Before lightning struck them both. (Hey I'm running a little dry on ideas for them right now!)
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Bayville Woods
"I hate my life…" Kelly moaned as he walked beaten and broken through the woods. Guess what? Lightning hit him as well. Several times in fact.
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"Now it time for Remy to get his prize…" Remy said as he bent over to Kiss Rogue, and then promptly passed out.
"Idiot." Pietro muttered with a smile as he, Blob, and Lance dragged Gambit's body away into the forest to exact revenge. For what you might ask. Well he did threaten to blow them up after all.
"Now what I do?" Rogue asked. "Mes Amis! I'm talkin' like he now!" Rogue shouted. "Won't somebody help Rogue?" Rogue shouted. (She asked for it Ladies and Gentlemen) In response, lightning came out of nowhere and fried her. "Oui" Rogue muttered before she passed out.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"That's my Toady…" Wanda said contently as she and Toad walked out of the Closet.
"No. THAT'S MY TOADY!" They both turned to see Nancy, The Naughty Nurse standing there with a whip.
"Nancy?" Toad shouted, as he turned pale. "Hey babe, long time no see…" Toad said weakly.
"Toady, who is this?" Wanda asked menacingly.
"His girlfriend." Nancy stated.
"What!" Wanda shouted as she glared at Toad.
"She left the state, it was a one season fling, she meant nothing to me…" Toad said weakly.
"I believe you Todd." Wanda said as Nancy turned a deep red color.
"Then we shall duel for the Toad." Nancy shouted as she tore her shirt and pants so that she was wearing a skimpy top and tight pants.
"Whoa." Toad stated.
"Oh yea!" Wanda shouted as she did the same. "Mine's skimpier." Wanda shouted as she tackled Nancy to the ground. Meanwhile Lance and Blob walked back in at that exact moment.
"What's going on?" Lance asked as the boys watch the two girls slapped each other around.
"Nancy's back, so now she and Wanda are fighting over me." Toad said a she began to drool. "Where's Petey?"
"He got hit by a random lightning bolt." Lance said as he to started to drool as well.
"Oh my…" Blob stated as Wanda hopped on top of Nancy and rode her.
"Excuse me… I have to go find Kitty right now…" Lance said as he ran outside.
"Yes. I must find… food.' Blob said as he ran away as well. And was soon struck by lightning.
"Oh my…" Toad stated as saliva dripped from his mouth. Nancy was now on top of Wanda shaking her. "Must…Control…Player ways…" Toad struggled. "Ah screw it." Toad shouted as he grabbed them both by the waist and ran up to his room. "TALLY HO!" Toad shouted as he slammed his door.
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"See girls. There's more than enough Toad to go around." Todd said as he took a long drag from his cigarette.
"Yea…" Wanda and Nancy said contently at the same time.
"Now, who wants seconds?" Toad asked as the girls began to giggle.
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Xavier's Institute
"There. Now that I got that out of my system…" Storm said as she got off the roof, but then lightning struck her suddenly. "So that's what it feels like…" Storm muttered in a funny voice as she passed out.
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There you all go. Sorry about the wait again, but I was sick. Send in those ideas for the grand finale. After all Next chapter is the last in the series that is 'Winter Fun'. Until next time True believers,
Peace out,
Descendent