This is the story of touch me.

Touch Me: man Hojo we haven't found any animals to experiment on!

Hojo: I know TC. Maybe we can find Rufus' fuzzy panther.

Touch Me: Are you feeling Bi-curious? Well anyway lets find Rufus and ride him!!

(they kept walking and finally found Rufus)

Hojo: Hello Rufus. Come on. Lets go to the land of ass bandits together!!

Rufus: No can do. I went w/ my panther and I ate panther candy if you know what I mean?

Hojo: Fine!! Come on Touch Me, lets have gay sex and call Oodie prostituty!!!

Touch Me: Touch me Hojo. Touch meeeee!!!!!!!

Hojo: I'll let you be my slutty bunny any day silly! Experimentation Power!! OOOh the chains of bondage.