Chapter 3: Mom?
Well everyone had to leave Quatre's mansion so dude's like can re-nice smell it with the re-nice smeller thing.
Quatre: I think I need to re-nice smell your ass!
Narrator: (runs off) WAHHHH!!!!!!1
Heero: Stupid weakling. I bet he's going to go tell his mommy.
Quatre: HAHAHAHA! Huh? Who's that?
(Lady walks up to Heero) Lady: Ohhh Heero, my darling!!!
Heero: Get away from me onna.
Lady: Don't you remember me?
Heero: No. Who the fuck are you?
Lady: I'm your mother's husband's son's mother's sister's cousin's dad's mom's sister's mother.
Heero: (confused look)
Lady: I'm basically your mother.
Heero: WHAT!!!!!!!
Mother: (looks confused)
Heero: I have no mother. I was made by a hypothetic-cloning device to make people live.
Lady: That's all a lie.
Heero: Damn! I knew it!
Relena: Well hi Mrs. Yuy.
Mother: My last name isn't Yuy. It is Fuckoramaalledoicascosmicformishlywayofgagaga
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: So your saying my name is.
Everyone: Heero Fuckoramaalledoicascosmicformishlywayofgagaga!!!!! Mother: Yes.
Heero: (falls over on ground) Why me?
Trowa: It has to be someone
Zechs: Yahh, stupid!
Heero: That's not funny guys.
Wufei: Yeah it is.
Heero: WAHHHHHHH!
Quatre: I remember this part.
Heero: (gets angry)
Quatre: Maybe I don't.
Heero: (calms down)
Wufei: We need to get more characters in this fic.
French Guard from Monty Python: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eleberries.
Wufei: Not you dammit! (Takes out rifle) (Shoots guard)
French Guard: I've been hit!
Wufei: (sigh) When will he ever learn?
Heero: (whimpers)
Relena: (walks up to Heero) (kneels down) It's ok. You don't have to have that silly name, (starts laughing) even though it's funny. (gets serious again) Well you don't have to have it. Its Heero Yuy or Heero (starts laughing) Fuckoramaalledoicascosmicformishlywayofgagaga.
Heero: I'm Heero.Yuy!
Relena: That's the spirit.
Trowa: Stupid Heero.
Heero: (knocks Trowa out)
Trowa: (birds fly around head)
Heero: Yeah! (Smiles) (Does little happy dance) I'm not that other Heero, I'm Heero Yuy!!!
Mother: What about me?
Heero: Wufei, you can do the pleasures.
Wufei: Sweet! (pulls out rifle) (shoots the mother)
Mother: GAGH! (dies)
Heero: (Goes up to his mother) (spits on her)
What will happen next? Will all moms around the world taunt their little children. (of course!) Will they start a spiting contest? (For once, Yes!)
Chapter 4: Spiting Contest!
Well everyone had to leave Quatre's mansion so dude's like can re-nice smell it with the re-nice smeller thing.
Quatre: I think I need to re-nice smell your ass!
Narrator: (runs off) WAHHHH!!!!!!1
Heero: Stupid weakling. I bet he's going to go tell his mommy.
Quatre: HAHAHAHA! Huh? Who's that?
(Lady walks up to Heero) Lady: Ohhh Heero, my darling!!!
Heero: Get away from me onna.
Lady: Don't you remember me?
Heero: No. Who the fuck are you?
Lady: I'm your mother's husband's son's mother's sister's cousin's dad's mom's sister's mother.
Heero: (confused look)
Lady: I'm basically your mother.
Heero: WHAT!!!!!!!
Mother: (looks confused)
Heero: I have no mother. I was made by a hypothetic-cloning device to make people live.
Lady: That's all a lie.
Heero: Damn! I knew it!
Relena: Well hi Mrs. Yuy.
Mother: My last name isn't Yuy. It is Fuckoramaalledoicascosmicformishlywayofgagaga
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: So your saying my name is.
Everyone: Heero Fuckoramaalledoicascosmicformishlywayofgagaga!!!!! Mother: Yes.
Heero: (falls over on ground) Why me?
Trowa: It has to be someone
Zechs: Yahh, stupid!
Heero: That's not funny guys.
Wufei: Yeah it is.
Heero: WAHHHHHHH!
Quatre: I remember this part.
Heero: (gets angry)
Quatre: Maybe I don't.
Heero: (calms down)
Wufei: We need to get more characters in this fic.
French Guard from Monty Python: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eleberries.
Wufei: Not you dammit! (Takes out rifle) (Shoots guard)
French Guard: I've been hit!
Wufei: (sigh) When will he ever learn?
Heero: (whimpers)
Relena: (walks up to Heero) (kneels down) It's ok. You don't have to have that silly name, (starts laughing) even though it's funny. (gets serious again) Well you don't have to have it. Its Heero Yuy or Heero (starts laughing) Fuckoramaalledoicascosmicformishlywayofgagaga.
Heero: I'm Heero.Yuy!
Relena: That's the spirit.
Trowa: Stupid Heero.
Heero: (knocks Trowa out)
Trowa: (birds fly around head)
Heero: Yeah! (Smiles) (Does little happy dance) I'm not that other Heero, I'm Heero Yuy!!!
Mother: What about me?
Heero: Wufei, you can do the pleasures.
Wufei: Sweet! (pulls out rifle) (shoots the mother)
Mother: GAGH! (dies)
Heero: (Goes up to his mother) (spits on her)
What will happen next? Will all moms around the world taunt their little children. (of course!) Will they start a spiting contest? (For once, Yes!)
Chapter 4: Spiting Contest!