Elflord: Okay . . . can we PLEASE avoid interruption this time? Kagome: Hey, this is my time in the spotlight! You can't steal it from me! Elflord: *sigh* Lord, why me? . . . Okay, Kagome, what is it you want to say? Kagome: EEEEEHHH! I'm a star!! Elflord: Kagome, please! Can't we just put the stinkin disclaimer in and get on with it? Kagome: Inuyasha got to say stuff. Elflord: * deeeeeep sigh* Fine. But can you say something other than EEEEEEEHH!? My hearing's just fine. Kagome: OOOHHH, you're mean! Elflord: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm mean. Now can we just get on with this? Kagome: BITCH! Elflord: *lifts club over her head* Kagome, this is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me! *brings club crashing down on Kagome's head* Kagome: *passes out*

As our main character seems to be out of commission, I, the authoress, shall substitute in for her. I do not claim to own Inuyasha or any of the characters or anything else. I am in no way connected with Inuyasha, aside from the fact that I watch the episodes and that I write fanfictions. And have we mentioned that I don't own Inuyasha? Good.

"In the Mist" . . . Kagome

Your life changed

The day you met

The one you love;

The one who took your heart.

Now you look within yourself

To see who you are today;

All you can see is mists,

Confusion, anguish, abyss.

Will your pain ever heal?

Can't you see now

That he can only love you

Through the eyes of another?

You sacrificed you heart For the sake of his;

Allowed him to love

As his heart knew how

But will you see the truth

And realize that you too

Have a right to life,

A right to your love?

Someday you'll know who you are.

Until then, your heart must wait.

Kagome: *waking up* Oooh . . . what happened? Elflord: Sorry, you missed your poem. Kagome: I MISSED IT? Why? Elflord: I hit you over the head with this club. Kagome: WHAT? Ohhhhhh, you BI- *notices club clutched pensively in Elflord's claws* uh . . . you BEAUTIFUL, ALL-KNOWING ELF! I will worship you! * begins bowing to Elflord's feet* ALL HAIL THE ELF! ALL HAIL THE ELF!

Well, I know I said no interruptions, but I kinda like being worshipped. So I guess I'll see y'all later. Come back to see the next poems! See ya on the battlefield!( Wait, wrong series!) Umm. See ya, space cowboy! (Nooo . . . ) Awww, screw it! Later!