Elflord: What up, all you fanfic people? Well, as you can see, Ditten and I
have another great Inu poem for the enjoyment of all you good people.
Ditten: *laughing and flitting about* What's a poem? Elflord: Wellllll . .
. a poem is . . . it's . . . it's what we're writing!! Ditten: *confused
look* HUH? Elflord: Don't worry about it, sweetie. Now, on that note,
*frightened look comes over her face* who's our next character? Miroku:
*walking out of the trees*Did someone call my name?*flirtatious look in
eyes* Ahh . . . what brings such a pretty elf to this part of the woods?
Elflord: *blushing* oh . . . ummm. . . we- Ditten: She's writing a
poetry!!! Elflord: *sweat drop*Oh. . .yeah, we're doing Inu poems. Miroku:
Ahhh . . . a beautiful and talented woman . . . most lovely . . . Elflord:
*blushing like a rose*ohh . . . stop it!*giggling* Ditten: *confused look
on face* What's going on here? Elflord: *sweat drop* uh . . . I'll explain
it to you later. Miroku: Beautiful one, to what do I owe this pleasure?
*taking Elflord's hand* Surely I am not worthy enough of such a lovely
lady's attention? Elflord: *big joyful anime eyes* Oh, Miroku, you're so
romantic . . . but . . . Miroku: What is it, my love? Elflord: *sweat drop*
my love? Say, don't you think that's a little- Miroku: *takes both hands,
serious look on face* Luminous elf maiden, I have something I must ask,
something I must plead you for. Elflord: What is it? Miroku: Elven Queen .
. . would you do me the honor . . . will you bear my child? Elflord:* hair
flying up and eyes blazing in an elven rage* WHAT? *levitating in mid air*
HOW DARE YOU, YOU LYING, KINIVING PERVERT?!!* Miroku: *trembling* Elflord:
*powers up for an attack* SEE HOW THIS FITS YA! *power kick to Miroku's
head* Miroku: *dazed look* Uh. . . what a woman . . .*fall over anime
style*
Can you believe that guy? Man, I'm too angry to do the disclaimer. Would you do it for me, Ditten? Ditten: I still don't understand . . . but I'll do it.
Ditten: Elflord is a really nice lady, so please don't sue her. She doesn't own Inuyasha or any of the characters or anything else.
Behind the Mask . . . Miroku
To pay for sins
Of an ancestor,
You suffer a curse
That will last forever.
You hide yourself away
Pretend you're someone else
Hide from the truths
That are within you
Inside, you are brave,
Intelligent, compassionate, wise.
Outside, you are vulgar;
You can be hated.
Why do you want to hide
Behind that pale mask?
Won't you show yourself true;
Show the beauty in yourself?
You were cursed by the past.
Now you curse your future.
Will you ever realize
The choice is yours?
You can choose your path.
Leave the mask behind.
Miroku:*waking up groggily* mmm. what happened? Elflord: *goes back to normal* I gave you a lesson. Ditten: Will someone PLEASE tell me what happened? Miroku: Let me guess . . . I missed my poem? Elflord: *sigh* You asked for you it, ya know. Miroku: Awww . . . meh . . . c'est la vie. Elflord:*jealous look in eyes* You mean you don't care about my poem? Miroku: *taking Elflord's hands again* Just being here with you is more than any man could ask. *Serious eyes again* Speaking of asking, I have an extremely important question for- Elflord: *eyes glow slightly* Miroku: *notices eyes and the fact Elflord is carrying a wicked sword* Umm . . . * cute voice* Would you be my valentine? Elflord: Aww . . . Miroku *hugs Miroku* Ditten: *tugging at Elflord's sleeve* I still don't know what's happening. Will someone please- Elflord: *swats at Ditten*
Well, it doesn't matter if he is a perverted jerk, he's still my fave character. Still, I would guess that Miroku isn't going to try that one on me again. He's far to smart for that. Ditten: Willl you PLEASE tell me what perverted means? Elflord: *anime smile and big sweat drop* uh. . . I'll tell you when you're older. Ditten: Meh! I bet it was something dumb anyway. Elflord: *smiling* There ya go! Go with that! Now . . . I think it's time for us to say goodbye now. Ditten: *waving and fluttering about* BYE BYE, BYE BYE! Elflord: Whew! Did I ever get out of that one! Say, fanfic peeps, let's call it day. Sayonara til next time . . .
Can you believe that guy? Man, I'm too angry to do the disclaimer. Would you do it for me, Ditten? Ditten: I still don't understand . . . but I'll do it.
Ditten: Elflord is a really nice lady, so please don't sue her. She doesn't own Inuyasha or any of the characters or anything else.
Behind the Mask . . . Miroku
To pay for sins
Of an ancestor,
You suffer a curse
That will last forever.
You hide yourself away
Pretend you're someone else
Hide from the truths
That are within you
Inside, you are brave,
Intelligent, compassionate, wise.
Outside, you are vulgar;
You can be hated.
Why do you want to hide
Behind that pale mask?
Won't you show yourself true;
Show the beauty in yourself?
You were cursed by the past.
Now you curse your future.
Will you ever realize
The choice is yours?
You can choose your path.
Leave the mask behind.
Miroku:*waking up groggily* mmm. what happened? Elflord: *goes back to normal* I gave you a lesson. Ditten: Will someone PLEASE tell me what happened? Miroku: Let me guess . . . I missed my poem? Elflord: *sigh* You asked for you it, ya know. Miroku: Awww . . . meh . . . c'est la vie. Elflord:*jealous look in eyes* You mean you don't care about my poem? Miroku: *taking Elflord's hands again* Just being here with you is more than any man could ask. *Serious eyes again* Speaking of asking, I have an extremely important question for- Elflord: *eyes glow slightly* Miroku: *notices eyes and the fact Elflord is carrying a wicked sword* Umm . . . * cute voice* Would you be my valentine? Elflord: Aww . . . Miroku *hugs Miroku* Ditten: *tugging at Elflord's sleeve* I still don't know what's happening. Will someone please- Elflord: *swats at Ditten*
Well, it doesn't matter if he is a perverted jerk, he's still my fave character. Still, I would guess that Miroku isn't going to try that one on me again. He's far to smart for that. Ditten: Willl you PLEASE tell me what perverted means? Elflord: *anime smile and big sweat drop* uh. . . I'll tell you when you're older. Ditten: Meh! I bet it was something dumb anyway. Elflord: *smiling* There ya go! Go with that! Now . . . I think it's time for us to say goodbye now. Ditten: *waving and fluttering about* BYE BYE, BYE BYE! Elflord: Whew! Did I ever get out of that one! Say, fanfic peeps, let's call it day. Sayonara til next time . . .