Disclaimer: I own only Madison, Professor Hope, and the plot. Maybe a few dumb characters here and there, but that's all. Everything else is JK Rowlings.

A/N: Uh... I really have nothing to say now...maybe towards the end of the chapter...

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"Oh my goodness!" Madison said with a look of concern in her eyes. "Are they really that bad?"

"Just wait until you meet them." Harry had just finished telling Madison some of the things the Dursleys have done to him.

"They're just Muggles though." she commented. "Honestly, they can't do jack."

"Yeah, well they're the worst kind of Muggles." Said Harry persistantly.

"No need to worry. I'll set them straight." Madison said as she sat straight up. Harry heard her back pop.

"Good luck." Said Harry quietly as he rolled his eyes. "What time is it?"

"Lunch time, already." She said glancing down at her watch. "You hungry?"

"Kind of. Ron will probably be upset that I didn't meet him after Charms."

~*~

He was right. Ron was upset. He wouldn't even look at Harry during lunch.

"Honestly, Ron. Quit acting like a five year old." Said Hermione growing irritated with Ron's attitude.

"Yeah, stop acting like you." Said Fred who had just walked over to them with George. He gave Ron a hard smack on the back which made him spit his juice all over Hermione's sandwich. She gave him a disgusted look and shoved the plate away from her.

"Hey, Harry." Said George looking over at Harry. "Congratulations on finding your sis." He then sprouted an enormous grin. "How's Ronny Boy taking it?" Ron threw Hermione's sandwich at George.

"What do you mean?" asked Harry curiously. Ron was looking terrified. Both the twins obviously noticed it and smiled maliciously.

"Oh, you don't know, Harry?" said Fred innocently. "Ron's got the hots for your sis. He has since his third year." Ron cradled his head in his hands.

"Really?!" Harry's eyes lit up. Now that he thought about it, Ron never did tell Harry who he liked.

"Thanks, George." Said Ron coldly. "Now the whole table knows."

"What's the big deal?" asked Hermione. "You like Madison... along with about twenty other boys. So what?" She took a sip of her juice. Obviously she didn't see this in the same light as she did.

"Yeah, but..." he began to fight back. "It's... Harry's sister."

"I don't care." Said Harry. He was grinning from ear to ear. "I think it's great!" Fred and George were still wearing their evil grins as they walked off triumphantly. They had embarrassed their brother and entertained a whole bunch of other people at the same time...mission accomplished.

~*~

Harry woke the next morning by someone shaking him. Actually, something. Harry opened his eyes and saw a blurred brown thing in his face shaking him like crazy. He let out a yelp and lifted the creature off of him and lobbed it on to the floor. While the thing was sprawling on the floor, Harry made a grab for his glasses and looked at the reason he was awake. It was a house elf. It's wasn't Dobby nor Winky. Harry didn't recognize this one. He glanced over to the other beds and found Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean all curled up and still asleep. He looked back at the elf.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" he whispered furiously at it. The elf stood up and began to speak.

"Greatest apologies, oh Powerful one." Said the elf in a raspy and Russian accent. Harry was never addressed to like that before. "I is Frosty, loyal servant of Hogwarts. I have come to warn Harry Potter of great danger."

"Wait, hold on. Are you, by any strange chance, related to another elf by the name Dobby?" Harry asked. "Or do you maybe know him?"

"Pardon me?" asked the elf who was obviously thrown off by the question.

"Nevermind." Said Harry. He took the elf's response as a no. "So what is it this time? Wait, let me guess. Someone's trying to kill me. Oh, wait, could it possibly be a guy named Voldemort?" Harry was very angry at the little elf. It was two o clock in the morning and he was woken up for some stupid warning.

"No, no." The elf shrieked. "Never say that name, Harry Potter. Tis bad name. The reason of Frosty's warning is new people entering Harry Potter's life. Bad new people. They try to hurt Harry Potter."

"Look, you bloody little moron! My sister is not a bad person. She is not evil and she isn't plotting with Voldemort against my death! Now scram!" and with that Harry launched off his bed, seized the elf and marched towards the door.

"But wait!" screeched little Frosty. Harry refused to listen to him.

"Don't bother me again." Harry spat as he tossed the elf out the door. He hated to be so mean to the elf, but he was sick of warnings every year of his death. Thank gods Hermione didn't see him or she'd be tossing him out the window.

Harry walked slowly back to his bed and plopped down with a heavy sigh. He turned over onto his belly and slammed his head into the pillow to muffle an irritated scream. He soon fell into an uneasy sleep. Harry didn't even notice the other four boys were now awake and staring at him, horrified.

Harry woke again a few hours later. He opened his eyes and squinted when he looked out the window to see the sunlight pouring in. He rolled over onto his other side to see Ron still sleeping. Harry didn't have to see Neville to know he was still sleeping. He was snoring like crazy. Dean and Seamus were already gone. Probably either in taking their showers or downstairs playing chess before breakfast.

He then remember the Dursley's would be coming today. He jumped out of bed and began rushing around for some clothes. Then he stopped to think. Should he wear his robes or Muggle clothing? He then decided on a pair of jeans and a black button shirt with his black robes over it. He'll ask Madison about it later. Harry didn't even know how this was going to work? Were the Dursley's going to come to the school or were they to meet them somewhere outside of London?

Harry chose to let Ron sleep, but left him a note telling him where he went. He went downstairs to the common room to see Seamus and Dean, of course, playing wizards chess.

"Shut up!" hissed Seamus at one of his knights. He had a rather rowdy group of pieces that hollered and whooped every time they defeated a pawn. "Hey, Harry. What are you doing up so early?"

"Just waiting for Madison to wake up and come down." Said Harry as he pulled up a chair next to their table.

~*~ Meanwhile, Madison was just waking up. She rolled over on her side and smiled to herself when she saw Oliver lying on the floor all curled up with the blankets wrapped around him and snoring gently. She sat up in her bed and looked out the window. The sun had just come up and everything in her private room had a golden tint to it.

Madison got up off her bed and slowly walked over to her mirror. She stuck her tongue out when she saw her hair was all standing up on one side. She then picked up her wand and muttered something into it and watched her hair fly up into a messy ponytail. She began to search her room for Oliver's shoes as he would have to leave soon.

She walked over to her desk where the picture of her former family in America was now lying face down. Madison picked up her robes from yesterday and watched as a big old shoe rolled out of it and thudded onto the floor, causing Oliver to grunt and wake up.

"Good morning, sunshine." Madison said as she muffled a giggle at the sight of her boyfriend sitting up. The back of his hair was sticking straight out while the right side of it was lying flat to his head. He then stretched his arms way above his head and let out a thunderous yawn. Madison could see where he had drooled on the rug. "Sleep well?"

She walked over to her dresser to get her clothes out for the day. Madison just settled for her robes. Those Muggles would just have to accept her as she is. She piled them onto her bed and then sat down next to Oliver on the floor.

"I'm going to go take a shower." She said. He didn't look quite awake, but he did give a low grunt in response. "You need to find the rest of your clothes and your other shoe and leave. I need to be up and moving now because I have a big day. You do too, you need to get working on your Quidditch again." She kissed him lightly on his cheek. "I'll see you later. Send me an owl soon." And with that, she grabbed her clothes and walked off to her bathroom.

While in her shower, she thought about what the Dursley's were like. Were they really as bad as Harry said? After all, they ARE just Muggles. Well, if need be, she'll talk to the Ministry about it. She got out of her shower smelling like vanilla and chamomile. Madison wrapped herself in a towel and walked back into her bedroom to find Oliver still there with his back turned to her. She cleared her throat loudly.

"AHH!" he shrieked when he turned around. There was then a small pop and she saw a small bird fluttering madly towards the window.

"Oliver, it's just me." She said as she walked over to the window to shut it. "What are you still doing here?" she asked the small bird that was now perched on her window sill. He flew over to the bed and turned back into his human form.

"I can't find my sock." Oliver replied with a puppy dog tone. Madison rolled her eyes.

"Just leave." She said as she pushed him towards the window. "I need you to go. Okay?"

"But what about my sock?" he asked before he turned back into a bird.

"I'll send it to you," Madison said as she held the bird in her left hand and opened the window with her right. "I'll talk to you soon. Love you!" she added as she tossed him out the window. Wood chirped in response as he flew away towards the forest.

~*~

Harry had been watching Dean and Seamus for about forty-five minutes before he saw Madison come down the stairs. He saw she was wearing her black robes. She smiled when she saw him.

"Morning!" she said as she walked towards him.

"Good morning" he replied. Madison sat down next to him and saw his blue jeans sticking out from him robes.

"Fell into your drawer again this morning, again, I see." she said and giggled. Harry looked down at his leg then back up at her with a grin. Suddenly, a chestnut colored owl came swooping in from an open window. It landed next to Madison on the arm of the chair. It gave a little hoot as it dropped something into her lap.

"Good morning, Duncan." She smiled and pet her owl. Harry watched curiously as Madison opened the parcel and read it to herself. "It's from Dumbledore." She said finally. "He wants us to meet him in the Entrance Hall when the students all go to breakfast."

"Morning," said a voice from behind them. Harry turned around and saw Ron stumbling down the stairs tiredly.

"What's the matter with you?" Harry asked as his friend plopped down next to Madison.

"Didn't sleep too well." Ron said as he stifled a yawn. "Neville kept me up damn near the entire night and then that stupid house elf came in yelling like a banshee."

"What elf?" asked Madison. She looked at Harry curiously.

"I'll tell you about it later." Harry said hastily.

"Let's just go to breakfast." Said Ron. "I'm starving."

"Er, I can't go, Ron." Harry replied. "we're supposed to meet Dumbledore to go see the Dursleys. We'll walk down there with you though. Where's Hermione?"

"Oh, she got up extra early this morning to go to the library to get some reading done."

~*~

"Good morning." Said Dumbledore with grin. His blue eyes were sparkling with anticipation. "Follow me."

Harry and Madison followed Dumbledore down the steps of the Entrance Hall where a black car was waiting for them. The car had no markings, but it was presumably a Ministry car. Dumbledore opened the door for them as Madison climbed inside, followed by Harry. Once Dumbledore had gotten in, the car started moving. Harry was looking furiously around the car. He had never been in one like this. He looked up by the driver and noticed all sorts of weird gadgets with some foreign language written on them. He wondered if even the driver knew what they all did. The seats were the most comfortable kind of leather Harry have ever sat on and the windows were tinted so dark that it almost looked like night outside. He laughed to himself when he pictured Uncle Vernon drowning in his own drool at the sight of the car they were in.

As they drove in silence, Harry watched all the cows and sheep grazing in the fields. He sometimes wondered what it would be like to have such as simple life... like a cow. He laughed again when he pictured himself and Ron as cows.

"Where are we going?" Harry finally asked. He figured he should talk before he looses his mind. He's already picturing himself as a cow.

"To a small pub in a town outside of London." Dumbledore replied as he looked out the window. "Your family refused to come within ten miles of the school. So they made it a bit difficult. They didn't want to come at all, but when we offered them drinks, they couldn't pass it up."

Twenty minutes later, the car pulled off at a small log cabin. Harry noticed the Dursley's car parked perfectly between two small, beat up cars. Harry climbed out of the car to look around for he beloved family. And there they were...standing in front of the pub doors, were the Dursley's.

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A/N: Well, there you have it. Madison and the Dursley's are about to meet. I go back to school tomorrow so I don't know how often updates will be. Hopefully, not to long. Enjoy.