Authors Note: Yahooey!! ^ - ^ Okay, I read my reviews and there will be a few changes! Chaoey pops out of a plot hole yelling "THE COSTUMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!" O_O. Umm.and for those people who think there are like a million chao in the story, there aren't. The only MAIN characters are Chaolin, Chaoko, Chaoey, Hinano, Lum, Chaofun, and Silver. Oh! And my dedication,

This fanfic is dedicated to one of my best friends, Hinano Akiyama. Not the chao Hinano, but my real human friend.

~*Chaoko's Race*~

Lum is watching TV. A commercial for Fruit Loops comes up.

"I follow my nose where ever it goes!" Yelled the bird guy. Chaoey walks up to Lum.

"Lum-chan, I don't get this commercial!" Said Chaoey.

"Huh?"

"Well.the bird guy always says he follows his nose where ever it goes, but his nose isn't going anywhere!"

"Huh?" Lum was confused.

"His nose can't go anywhere.it doesn't have legs!! The bird guy would be standing there forever!! He can't follow his nose 'cause his nose isn't moving!! And plus I don't think he has a nose. He has a BEAK!!"

"You're WWWAAAYYY too literal." Lum shook her head and went back to watching TV. Chaoey sighed and started playing with the jack-in-a-box.

"I WILL WIN THE RACE!!" Chaoko woke up with a start. "I WILL WIN!" He yelled, waving his paws up and down.

"Please be quiet. I'm trying to sleep." Murmured Silver. Chaofun woke up.

"YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Yelled Chaofun.

"Please try to be quiet." Said Silver.

"I had a nightmare! I was in the chao garden with you guys and then Sonic walked in and he gave everyone a nut, but ME!!!" Chaofun broke into tears.

'O_O' Thought everybody.

Chaoko got on his treadmill again and started walking. Lum went back to watching TV.

"Hello, chao," said the TV. "This is the 4:00 news. As all of you chao know, tomorrow is the big annual chao race celebration thingy. May we wish the future winner congratulations."

"That means me," said Chaoko.

"Yeah," said Lum. "Like you even stand a chance!"

"Do too!" Yelled Chaoko. Then he fell off the treadmill.

Lum sighed.