Chapter 2: Cookies and Pie AKA WHEE! ^o^
A/N: WHEEEEEE!!!! Another chappy! WHEEEEEEEE!! I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally unstable! 1 out of 3 people are crazy. Talk to your 2 best friends. If they're OK, then it's you! ( I got that from a friend.Hehe.I got 91% on my spelling test! I'm so HAPPY!! WHEEEEEE!!!
Bowser: *saunters out of kitchen carrying a big serving platter thingy* Bon appetite! *Pauses* Wait.where do I put the food?!
Daisy: Duh!! On the table!
Bowser: I don't see no table!
Chaolin (the author AKA ME!!): I made a double negative!
Peach, Daisy, Bowser, and Baby Bowser: What's a double negative?!
Chaolin: It's when..How should I put this? Oh, never mind!!!
Peach, Daisy, Bowser, and Baby Bowser: WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY???!!!!!
Chaolin: The author who's writing this stupid fanfic! ^ - ^
Peach, Daisy, Bowser, and Baby Bowser: O_O oh.
Chaolin: Just get back to whatever you're doing and pretend I'm not here!
Peach, Daisy, Bowser, and Baby Bowser: OK!!!
Bowser: I STILL don't see no table!
Daisy: *Snaps fingers and a table appears* Voila! ^ - ~
Baby Bowser: KOOL!!! ^ - ^
Bowser: H-h-how?
Peach: Plot hole dummy!
Bowser: Lemme try! I wish for a million dollars! *Snaps fingers, err, claws*
Nothing Happened
Bowser: *Trys snapping fingers again* IT WON'T WORK!!!!!! Peach: SERVE THE MEAL ALREADY!!!!!!
Baby Bowser: ^ - ^ Cooking is fun!
Bowser: *Giggles* Here's your food princesses! ^ - ^
Peach and Daisy: *Pokes food* The food is too hot!
Baby Bowser: *Fans plate*
Peach and Daisy: *Pokes food* The food is too cold!
Bowser: AAAGGGGGHHHH!!! JUST EAT THE FOOD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
Peach and Daisy: Whatever! *Take a bite out of their food then they stop and start gagging*
Bowser: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Baby Bowser: Yay! Cooking is fun!
Peach and Daisy: WATER!!! WATER!!!
Chaolin: *Looks at notebook and starts scribbling something*
A/N: WHEEEEEE!!!! Another chappy! WHEEEEEEEE!! I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally unstable! 1 out of 3 people are crazy. Talk to your 2 best friends. If they're OK, then it's you! ( I got that from a friend.Hehe.I got 91% on my spelling test! I'm so HAPPY!! WHEEEEEE!!!
Bowser: *saunters out of kitchen carrying a big serving platter thingy* Bon appetite! *Pauses* Wait.where do I put the food?!
Daisy: Duh!! On the table!
Bowser: I don't see no table!
Chaolin (the author AKA ME!!): I made a double negative!
Peach, Daisy, Bowser, and Baby Bowser: What's a double negative?!
Chaolin: It's when..How should I put this? Oh, never mind!!!
Peach, Daisy, Bowser, and Baby Bowser: WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY???!!!!!
Chaolin: The author who's writing this stupid fanfic! ^ - ^
Peach, Daisy, Bowser, and Baby Bowser: O_O oh.
Chaolin: Just get back to whatever you're doing and pretend I'm not here!
Peach, Daisy, Bowser, and Baby Bowser: OK!!!
Bowser: I STILL don't see no table!
Daisy: *Snaps fingers and a table appears* Voila! ^ - ~
Baby Bowser: KOOL!!! ^ - ^
Bowser: H-h-how?
Peach: Plot hole dummy!
Bowser: Lemme try! I wish for a million dollars! *Snaps fingers, err, claws*
Nothing Happened
Bowser: *Trys snapping fingers again* IT WON'T WORK!!!!!! Peach: SERVE THE MEAL ALREADY!!!!!!
Baby Bowser: ^ - ^ Cooking is fun!
Bowser: *Giggles* Here's your food princesses! ^ - ^
Peach and Daisy: *Pokes food* The food is too hot!
Baby Bowser: *Fans plate*
Peach and Daisy: *Pokes food* The food is too cold!
Bowser: AAAGGGGGHHHH!!! JUST EAT THE FOOD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
Peach and Daisy: Whatever! *Take a bite out of their food then they stop and start gagging*
Bowser: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Baby Bowser: Yay! Cooking is fun!
Peach and Daisy: WATER!!! WATER!!!
Chaolin: *Looks at notebook and starts scribbling something*