Chapter 3: COUGH, GAG, SPUTTER!!! AKA The Annoying Chaolin
A/N: WHEEEEEE! It's Christmas Vacation! No school! *Does Moonwalk* Everyone: O_O Sorry for my weirdness! ^ - ^;; Anyways, (I like the word anyways) this is my longest chapter ever! Oh yea, a reminder to all reviewers: NO FLAMING! Thank you.
Peach and Daisy: WATER!! WATER!! *They collapse to the ground coughing, gagging, and sputtering*
Bowser: MUWAHAHAHAHA!! It's too late! I POISINED the food and now you shall die!!!!
Baby Bowser: *Hands Peach and Daisy each a glass of water. They drank it up fast*
Peach: That's better! ^o^
Daisy: You said it! ^o^
Bowser: Whatthe?! You should be dead by now!!!
Peach and Daisy: OH THAT WAS THE PLAN WASN'T IT???!!!! *They take out their HUMONGOUS frying pans and start beating Bowser up*
Baby Bowser: *Sucks paw innocently* Daddy got a spanking! ^ - ^
Bowser: *All beat up* But I did! I DID! I SWEAR I put poison in their food! How could they survive?! What happened?!
Chaolin hops off the rock she was sitting on, notebook in paw.
Chaolin: THE AMAZING CHAOLIN SAVED THE DAY!!! ^ ________ ^
Bowser: O_O
Chaolin: Bowser you meanie! Trying to poison the princesses!
Bowser: Well, I am a bad guy, ya know!
Chaolin: AND THAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO GO AROUND POISONING PEOPLES???!!!!
Bowser: Umm.YEAH!!!
Chaolin: Oh.O_O. Well anyways, if you killed Peach and Daisy, then my fanfic would be over.
Bowser: YEA!!!! ^ - ^ I hate being in your stupid story anyway!
Chaolin: You hurt my feelings.;_; *starts crying*
Bowser: -_- And you claim to be 11 yrs old.
Chaolin: HEYS! I'M SENSITIVE YA KNOW!!!
Baby Bowser: Daddy, what does "sensitive" mean?
Bowser: It means you are a crybaby.
Chaolin: DOES NOT!!! Nyaa! Now where was I?
Baby Bowser: *Starts talking very fast* Wells,youwereaskingifmydaddyhas therighttogoaroundpoisoningpeoples,andhesaidYEA,andyousaidthatifmy daddykilledPeachandDaisythenyourfanficwouldbeover,andthenmydaddy-
Chaolin: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK!!!!!
Everybody else: O_O
Bowser: OK, now you tell me why Peach and Daisy ain't dead from food poisoning!
Chaolin: That WASN'T food poisoning!
Bowser: I swear that I put food poisoning in Peach and Daisy's food!
Chaolin: That's what YOU think! I switched the labels of the bottles! ^_______________^
Bowser: YOU WEREN'T ANYWHERE NEAR "THE KITCHEN"! I NEVER SAW YOU TOUCH THOSE BOTTLES! IT WOULD BE IMMPOSSIBLE!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT??!!!
Chaolin: Us authors can do whatever we want! ^ - ^
Peach: Umm.what was in our food if it wasn't food poisoning?
Chaolin: Cafeteria food meatloaf!!
Daisy: Yuck! It tasted HORRIBLE!!!
Chaolin: I know!!! ^__________^ *She hops back to the rock she was sitting on, notebook in paw*
Well, that's the end of the chapter! Hope you liked it!
A/N: WHEEEEEE! It's Christmas Vacation! No school! *Does Moonwalk* Everyone: O_O Sorry for my weirdness! ^ - ^;; Anyways, (I like the word anyways) this is my longest chapter ever! Oh yea, a reminder to all reviewers: NO FLAMING! Thank you.
Peach and Daisy: WATER!! WATER!! *They collapse to the ground coughing, gagging, and sputtering*
Bowser: MUWAHAHAHAHA!! It's too late! I POISINED the food and now you shall die!!!!
Baby Bowser: *Hands Peach and Daisy each a glass of water. They drank it up fast*
Peach: That's better! ^o^
Daisy: You said it! ^o^
Bowser: Whatthe?! You should be dead by now!!!
Peach and Daisy: OH THAT WAS THE PLAN WASN'T IT???!!!! *They take out their HUMONGOUS frying pans and start beating Bowser up*
Baby Bowser: *Sucks paw innocently* Daddy got a spanking! ^ - ^
Bowser: *All beat up* But I did! I DID! I SWEAR I put poison in their food! How could they survive?! What happened?!
Chaolin hops off the rock she was sitting on, notebook in paw.
Chaolin: THE AMAZING CHAOLIN SAVED THE DAY!!! ^ ________ ^
Bowser: O_O
Chaolin: Bowser you meanie! Trying to poison the princesses!
Bowser: Well, I am a bad guy, ya know!
Chaolin: AND THAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO GO AROUND POISONING PEOPLES???!!!!
Bowser: Umm.YEAH!!!
Chaolin: Oh.O_O. Well anyways, if you killed Peach and Daisy, then my fanfic would be over.
Bowser: YEA!!!! ^ - ^ I hate being in your stupid story anyway!
Chaolin: You hurt my feelings.;_; *starts crying*
Bowser: -_- And you claim to be 11 yrs old.
Chaolin: HEYS! I'M SENSITIVE YA KNOW!!!
Baby Bowser: Daddy, what does "sensitive" mean?
Bowser: It means you are a crybaby.
Chaolin: DOES NOT!!! Nyaa! Now where was I?
Baby Bowser: *Starts talking very fast* Wells,youwereaskingifmydaddyhas therighttogoaroundpoisoningpeoples,andhesaidYEA,andyousaidthatifmy daddykilledPeachandDaisythenyourfanficwouldbeover,andthenmydaddy-
Chaolin: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK!!!!!
Everybody else: O_O
Bowser: OK, now you tell me why Peach and Daisy ain't dead from food poisoning!
Chaolin: That WASN'T food poisoning!
Bowser: I swear that I put food poisoning in Peach and Daisy's food!
Chaolin: That's what YOU think! I switched the labels of the bottles! ^_______________^
Bowser: YOU WEREN'T ANYWHERE NEAR "THE KITCHEN"! I NEVER SAW YOU TOUCH THOSE BOTTLES! IT WOULD BE IMMPOSSIBLE!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT??!!!
Chaolin: Us authors can do whatever we want! ^ - ^
Peach: Umm.what was in our food if it wasn't food poisoning?
Chaolin: Cafeteria food meatloaf!!
Daisy: Yuck! It tasted HORRIBLE!!!
Chaolin: I know!!! ^__________^ *She hops back to the rock she was sitting on, notebook in paw*
Well, that's the end of the chapter! Hope you liked it!