A/N: I'm glad so many people liked that one! ^__^ Thank you to everyone who liked the fic and reviewed so that I know you guys liked it too ^__^ Makes me want to share more revised fics with you guys ^__^

So, here babyg presents another joke/fic for Sanzo-ikkou! But first the disclaimers and warnings. I don't want anyone to think I'm crazy, ne?

Disclaimer: Saiyuki and its characters does not belong to me. The original ideas for these fics belongs to their respective owners.

Warning: Erm... (thinks) Just setting this up first! ^__^ I've got quite a lot of jokes in mind, some of which *maybe* a little YAOI, but not in this chapter luckily! And... don't know if I can keep up the 'humor' of the first chap, so do tell me how this went okay? ^_^

Sanzo in Mexico

One day, Sanzo decided to take a breather and asked Hakkai to stop the Jeep when they reached the nearest town.

"Find an inn. I'm going to get my cigarettes."

"Nee, Sanzo!! Ore mo iku iku! (Hey, Sanzo! I want to come too!)"

The paper fan went, Whhack!

Goku rubbed his head yelling in protest. "Itai yo! Nani shiteru nda yo! (Ouch! What was that for!)

"I felt like it." Sanzo walked off.

After a few hours of walking around and failing to find a shop which sold his brand of cigarettes, he decided to turn back. However, the town was really huge and in no time at all he got lost and tired and grumpy.

Finally, he stopped in front of a donkey rental place.

''Give me a donkey." He said to the guy, holding out his Three Buddhas creddit card.

The guy eagerly swiped it through a credit card machine and said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."

Sanzo rides his ass for a while, and got grumpier and grumpier. He reached a hotdog stall and thought, "I'll get myself a hotdog and eat it in front of Goku later." He orders one.

The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call them sausages."

Suddenly Goku, Gojou and Hakkai pops in front of him.

"Waah Sanzo! You got the hotdog for me? Sankyuu!" He reached out for the hotdog, but Sanzo pulled it out of his reach and wanted to eat it until he noticed his donkey starting to wander away.

Feeling very very very grumpy and crappy by now, Sanzo handed the hotdog to Hakkai.

"Hold my sausage while I go scratch my ass."

He couldn't understand it when Gojou fainted.

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babyg: Hope you got the joke! ^___^ I just found out that Sanzo's birthday is on Nov 29th (Is that really true?), so the next update will be on that day! Yup there is another update! Don't get tired of me (whines)!! The jokes will be in conjunction with his birthday (Sanzo! *swoons*) so don't miss it, ne? Don't forget to review though!