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~A laugh a day
keeps you from rotting away! ~ a babyg original

Not Ready for Technology!

It was Sanzo-sama's birthday. Hakkai, Gojou, and Goku (eating as usual ^^) was busy thinking what to get for Sanzo.

"How about a haircut? It's time he started looking like a real monk!" Gojou offered.

"Maa... I think we should get more sake. To celebrate, you know." Hakkai smiled.

"Ch'. He wouldn't appreciate it. Hoi, saru, think of something will you!" Gojou cuffed Goku.

Goku pouted. "Sanzo would like.... food ! Yeah, lets have a BIIIG party with LOTSSS of fooood for him!"

Gojou clobbered Goku. "We're talking about Sanzo, not you bakasaru! You're the only one who actually wants food for his birthday!"

"No I'm not! I'm sure Sanzo would like it, unlike you, ero-kappa!"

"Nan da to?!"

"Maaaa...." Hakkai sweat dropped. "I didn't think it would be this hard to think of presents...."

"Especially for him, ne?"

Hakkai whipped around and saw Kanzeon Bousatsu smiling.

"I've got the perfect birthday present!"

She snapped her fingers and a Compaq TC1000 Tablet PC popped out of nowhere, complete with connecting wires.

Hakkai, Gojou and Goku went O_O

Goku: Waahhh It looks so delicious!

He attempts to chew off the wires. And was subsequently electrocuted.

Hakkai and Gojou went O___O

Kanzeon: Don't do that anymore. Just tell Sanzo that you got his present, and let me do the rest.

Kanzeon disappears with a very evil 'ka ka ka' !

Hakkai looks at Gojou. Gojou looks at Hakkai.

"Should we trust her?"

Goku sniffed, his face blackened and his hair standing on end. "It wasn't nice to eat at all. It attacked me!"

Gojou grinned.

"We should give it to him."

Sanzo came in to the room at that time, demanding what was the fuss all about. Hakkai and Gojou told him that they had gotten his present ready and dragged Goku out of the room with them.

Gojou, Hakkai and Goku were treating themselves to food and sake at the inn's table while waiting for Sanzo.

They heard stomping on the stairs, and an irritated Sanzo appeared. To their surprise, he went out to the inn's mailbox, opened it and returned back up to his room, empty handed.

About five minutes later, they heard stomping on the stairs again. A very grumpy Sanzo appeared, went to the mailbox, opened it and returned back empty handed, cursing all the way.

Gojou, Hakkai and Goku went O_o

Five minutes later, a ready-to-kill Sanzo reappeared, repeating what he did before.

Goku, unable to contain his curiosity, decided to ask him.

"Why do you keep checking the mailbox every 5 minutes?"

"Because," Sanzo replied. "The fucking computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"

~*~

babyg: Happy *belated* birthday! ^_^ Sorry I couldn't post this up earlier ;_; I can't believe there has been so much response to this! Here are a few 'quotes' from reviewers that really got me cracking up!

For the Pick Your Fruits Carefully! joke

Vampire no Hime: did goku survive?
babyg: Heheheheheheheeheeeeeeeee!!!!! *coughs*What do you think?

blinkie: lol so Goku is DEFINITELY going to heaven!!
babyg: ^__^;;;;

mutt: at least none of them chose durian!
Blaqueluna: other fruits might have been worse like durians and jackfruits...
babyg: Durians was in my original version when I sent the joke to my friends! But I thought some people mightn't know what are durians, so I better go international - pineapples; so as not to spoil the joke! ^___^ Oh god..... I have an image of Goku carrying 10 durians now..... *dies from too much laughing*

And to the rest that were not mentioned, I love you all !! If ever you have questions/quotes like those, I'll be sure to put them up! ^___^ And, okay, so this one is really innocent ^_^;;; So to make up for it, I have a nice surprise next update! ^__^