Here's the surprise! ^_^ Double jokes!
Desert Dessert !
Sanzo-ikkou were trekking on foot through the desert plains, each looking very disgruntled.
"Hakkai.... why do we have to walk?" Gojou grumbled.
Hakkai petted Hakuryuu, who was sitting on his shoulder. "Because Hakuryuu's tired.... he has feelings too, ne?"
Goku pouted. He shook his fist at Hakuryuu. "Stupid ! Can't you change into something else then?!"
Hakkai sweat dropped.
"He doesn't seem to understand what's the meaning of 'tired'," Gojou whispered.
"Nani?!(What?!) I heard you, baka ero kappa! (stupid horny water monster!)!!"
To Sanzo's immense relief, they suddenly came upon a huge slide. Goku sniffed the air.
"Wow! Smells delicious!"
Goku and Gojou rush to climb the slide when they come across a suspicious-looking two little 'black' men who was all covered up like a mini Osama (erm ^^;;;).
The first little black man exclaimed, " Fuitfus futhefum! Fulefuts futrifuck futhefum!"
Sanzo-ikkou sweat dropped, feeling that these little black men looked familiar, but couldn't remember where. (AND WHY!)
The second little black man told them, " You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land in a huge glass of that drink."
Sanzo wisely declined, thinking it was very suspicious. But the rest decided to give it a go.
Gojou went down the slide yelling, "Beeeeer!!"
Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.
Hakkai went down the slide second yelling, "Saaaaaa---keeee!!!"
Plop! He landed in a glass of sake (rice wine).
Goku, so excited was he at Gojou and Hakkai's happy exclamations from the bottom of the slide that he momentarily forgot something and went down the slide yelling,
"Wheeeeeeweeeeeeee!!!"
Meanwhile, the two little black men succeeded in pulling Sanzo up the top of the slide. Sanzo, very furious by now, pointed his gun at one of the little black men.
"Do you want to die? Get me down right now."
The two little black men giggled to themselves, and with a 1, 2, 3 ! They pushed Sanzo to the edge of the slide.
Sanzo stumbles and falls backwards down the slide, yelling,
"SHITTTTT!"
babyg: ^_^; Happy birthday, Sanzo!