Disclaimer: Saiyuki does not belong to me and neither does the original ideas ^^

AN: Minna-san ! Genki da ne?! I'm so sorry to have 'disappeared' for so long, was in the dumps for a while *cough*homework*cough* ^^;; Thanks to all the encouraging reviews and lovely e-mails (you know who you are! *huggles* !), I've managed to revise up another joke ! ^^ Do enjoy and thank you for your lovely mails and concern *huggles again* !

Forewarning?: [Younger readers: The past joke may have been a little borderline ^^;;; I'm very sorry, I'll 'try' not to go overboard ^^;; Please do not get offended in any way ! ^_^]

What a Blow!

Sanzo, Hakkai, Goku and Gojyo sat around the table doing what they usually did: read newspaper, drink tea, fight for food (applies respectively ^_~). Gojyo leaned back against his chair and stared at the three of them discontentedly.

"Everyday, having the same routine of jeep, town, eat, sleep, jeep, town, eat sleep. Mou, I can't stand the sheer boringness of it !!!" Gojyo suddenly exclaimed, pulling his hair out.

Goku's mantau suspended in midair an inch from his mouth.

"What are you talking about, Gojyo, the food's delicious! There's no complain," he commented innocently.

"Maa, Goku... I don't think Gojyo means it that way." Hakkai said, lifting up his cup serenely and taking a sip.

Feeling infuriated, Gojyo abruptly got up and headed out. "Don't expect me back tonight."

"Will he be alright, Sanzo?" Hakkai asked worried.

"He couldn't die even if he wanted to." Sanzo replied.

Outside, barely ten minutes later, Gojyo found an attractive but innocent-looking woman in a bar. They both hit it off right away and spent the whole evening talking.

Later, Gojyo walks her back to her house, which amazingly, looked very modern and out-f-place in the Saiyuki setting.


When they reach the front door, Gojyo leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"


"What? You're crazy!"



"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."


"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."



"At this time of the night? No one will show up..."



"I've already said No, and NO!"



"Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."



"No! I've said NO!"



"My love... Don't be like that..."



At this moment, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, or I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

To the new readers I've not seen around, Welcome and hello to all of you ! ^_^ Thanks for reading and reviewing, I'm looking forward to reading all your stories too ! ^_^

And to the answer to the last joke, *cough* I think almost everyone guessed it right *cough* And to the innocent ones . I hope I'm not corrupting your minds with this newest addition ! .