Meow Mix
( DISCLAIMOR- I do not own LOTR. But I own the cat. But I don't own Meow Mix. But I own the cat)
The wind blew swiftly in the night in Mirkwood. The moon held high in the sky, and the stars twinkled like diamonds. Legolas stood listening to the darkness. Eyes closed, but mind open. All around him he heard things. Things that could not be described. Little whispers, and cries. Suddenly, Legolas opened his eyes and shouted, ' JYINX!!!!!'
' I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, meow Mix please deliver!' Answered Legolas' black kitten who could only be seen by her emerald green eyes.
' Jyinx, if you sing that one more time!' Legolas said frustrated. Jyinx had a puzzled, innocent look on her face and jumped up into Legolas' arms. Legolas sighed, then began to giggle. Finally he fell on the floor with laughter as Jyinx batted his long blonde hair. ' Awww, you little brat!' He sighed. ' What am I going to do with you?' Jyinx's eyes lit up.
' I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!' Legolas' eyes twitched for a moment, then he brushed it aside.
' Fine. You want Meow Mix? I'll get you Meow Mix!' Legolas picked up his little black kitten and put her on the ground. He got up and went to his cupboard to get Jyinx a little midnight snack. He opened the cupboard and then. BUM-BA-BUM!!!!!!! ::Gasp:: No more Meow Mix??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Jyinx jumped up on the table then transformed into a beautiful woman with long, shiny black hair and emerald green eyes.
' What foe has stolen all my Meow Mix?!' Jyinx cried angrily. Legolas closed the cupboard.
' Oh c'mon Jyinx, I doubt anyone has REALLY stolen your Meow Mix. I bet you just finished it off.' Jyinx leaped of the table.
' I cant eat ten pounds of Meow Mix!' She cried.
' Oh? Then what do you think happened? It grew legs and walked away?' Legolas asked sardonically.
' Hey, it could happen!' Jyinx thought for a moment. ' Wait! Are you calling me FAT?!'
' No, just. Okay, yes I am. But I don't mean it!' Legolas said. Jyinx opened her claws.
' Do you really want to play around when my Meow Mix has been stolen?!' Jyinx asked.
' Listen, your Meow Mix was NOT stolen. I'll go down to the store and get you s'more.' Legolas said as he grabbed his cloak and walked outside.
( DISCLAIMOR- I do not own LOTR. But I own the cat. But I don't own Meow Mix. But I own the cat)
The wind blew swiftly in the night in Mirkwood. The moon held high in the sky, and the stars twinkled like diamonds. Legolas stood listening to the darkness. Eyes closed, but mind open. All around him he heard things. Things that could not be described. Little whispers, and cries. Suddenly, Legolas opened his eyes and shouted, ' JYINX!!!!!'
' I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, meow Mix please deliver!' Answered Legolas' black kitten who could only be seen by her emerald green eyes.
' Jyinx, if you sing that one more time!' Legolas said frustrated. Jyinx had a puzzled, innocent look on her face and jumped up into Legolas' arms. Legolas sighed, then began to giggle. Finally he fell on the floor with laughter as Jyinx batted his long blonde hair. ' Awww, you little brat!' He sighed. ' What am I going to do with you?' Jyinx's eyes lit up.
' I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!' Legolas' eyes twitched for a moment, then he brushed it aside.
' Fine. You want Meow Mix? I'll get you Meow Mix!' Legolas picked up his little black kitten and put her on the ground. He got up and went to his cupboard to get Jyinx a little midnight snack. He opened the cupboard and then. BUM-BA-BUM!!!!!!! ::Gasp:: No more Meow Mix??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Jyinx jumped up on the table then transformed into a beautiful woman with long, shiny black hair and emerald green eyes.
' What foe has stolen all my Meow Mix?!' Jyinx cried angrily. Legolas closed the cupboard.
' Oh c'mon Jyinx, I doubt anyone has REALLY stolen your Meow Mix. I bet you just finished it off.' Jyinx leaped of the table.
' I cant eat ten pounds of Meow Mix!' She cried.
' Oh? Then what do you think happened? It grew legs and walked away?' Legolas asked sardonically.
' Hey, it could happen!' Jyinx thought for a moment. ' Wait! Are you calling me FAT?!'
' No, just. Okay, yes I am. But I don't mean it!' Legolas said. Jyinx opened her claws.
' Do you really want to play around when my Meow Mix has been stolen?!' Jyinx asked.
' Listen, your Meow Mix was NOT stolen. I'll go down to the store and get you s'more.' Legolas said as he grabbed his cloak and walked outside.