[Disclaimer: Tolkien created Gríma, not me.]

[Author's Notes: My friend Mythistra wrote the first two lines of the first limerick. Go, her!]



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Gríma was treacherous and slimy

And his nickname to Éowyn was "Grimey"...

He made Théoden ill,

Called Gandalf Lathspell

Then got thrown out on his hiney!



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Gríma wore robes of the deepest black,

Wanted to give Théoden a heart attack,

Yoink up his neice

Cover her in grease,

And that seemed pretty wack!



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Gríma was a big hunk of sexy man,

With gothic clothes and a cute little can,

I'd like to wash his hair,

Have his eyebrows grow hair,

But his skin could stay pale and wan.