The Art

Part 3

An hour later Kris came back from working at the restaurant and returned to the place she was last with Elly. Vegeta was lying down against a tree, a little puddle of drool forming on his hand that lay at his side. While, Elly and Goku were playing fetch…. Even though Goku was meant to be a cat… Hey where's Trunks? Kris wondered, and then put it aside as she started the conversation.

"Did Vegeta behave himself?" She asked as she walk over to Elly who was throwing a drool covered Frisbee out into the open. 

"Yes, he was a very good boy," she replied as Goku caught the disk.

"Good," Kris said as she flopped down beside her princey-poo, the side without the drool, and leaned her head of his shoulder.

"He was asleep for most the time," Elly explained when Goku once again returned with the Frisbee in his mouth. It's funny, even with the thing in his mouth, the Son Grin ™ still managed to show. Goku was a very happy cat.

"I didn't expect much more…." Kris said, plucking idly at Vegeta's spandex. "Only world domination…" she whispered to her self sadly. "You're an idiot…" she said so Elly could hear her.

"Huh?" a clueless look came on her face. "Why?"

"Goku's a cat!"

"No he's not! He's a Saiyan!"

"Then why are you playing fetch with him?"

"I'm not! This is a special type of Saiyan training…." All the yelling had awoken Vegeta and her stood up abruptly, on full alert, like a good dog should be.

"Well sor-RY!!!!"

"And so you should be! YEAH!!!"

"Seek 'em Veggie!" Kris yelled to the Saiyan, one finger doing the Pokemon thing and pointing at the opponent, Elly.

"FINAL!!!!!" Vegeta yelled as a ball of yellow light appeared in his hands, sparkling with electricity.

"Goku! Trunks!" Elly yelled as Trunks jumped out from behind a tree. "Attack!"

"EEP!!!!! No don't Vegeta stop! I don't want you to get hurt!" Kris yelled again…. Lots of people are yelling today. And Trunks pulled out his sword (the one strapped to his back, mind you.) while Goku whacked Vegeta on the arm.

"Dad!" Trunks said reasoning to his father. "Don't try to blow up girls!"

"Truce?" Kris asked her friend weakly.

"Ok then." Elly agreed the mood changing as quickly as it started. "Come here Trunks!"

 "Yes ma'am." Trunks said, obediently walking over to her.

Elly pulled a measuring tape out of that dimension, of which, from now on, we will call "MaLekka's weird dimension of weird stuff (MLWDOWS) ". "Now to get measurements for that uniform…." Elly muttered as Vegeta started shaking and backing away from Kris, looking scared.

"Don't worry, Vegeta." She said comfortingly as she stoked his…. Hair. "I wont put you in a maids uniform. You'd look stupid." Silence.

Then after a moment she added. "V. stupid."

"Don't worry," Elly also said to Trunks. "It's not really a maids uniform, I'm going to get you spandex in a variety of colours!"

Kris started laughing. "Veggie's already got too much of them! not to mention a "BadMan" Tee-shirt."

"But does he have them in a variety of colours?" Elly said with an all-knowing look on her face.

"I think we need to go shopping, Veggie!"

"Let's all go shopping for our new pets and slaves, Goku needs a new collar."

 "Did we actually catch Gohan?" Kris asked changing the topic completely. 

"No! Lets check the trap, he might be looking for Goku!" 

"Ok," and they walked to the Teem Rocket style trap at was still there. Looking in Kris said: "Its… its…. GOHAN!!!"

"Yay!" Elly yelled in excitement.

"Come on Gohan!" Kris said pulling the Saiyan out of the trap, not once wondering why he didn't just fly out. "We're all going shopping!"

All four Saiyans groaned simultaneously. But Elly hit them. "Don't do that unless you want a pink dress!!!" she warned them. That shut them up completely.

Piccolo groans in his pot. "Right then Mr. piccolo you're getting a dress!" she yelled at them.

  "But how r we gonna get there from the middle of no where?" Kris asked stupidly.

"Goku can teleport us!" Elly stated the obvious.

"Do they have Spandex in Eastland?" the light brown haired girl asked as she started walking to Goku. 

"I don't think they do...." The owner of Trunks said thoughtfully. "I think we need to go to Lincraft."

"OK!" Kris took charge. "Everyone grab Goku's arm." Everyone but Vegeta obeyed.

"Vegeta!" Elly yelled frustrated. "He does not have Kakarot-germs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 "I'm not taking any chances!" Vegeta objected with a disgusted look on his face. 

"We just washed him yesterday!" Complained Kris, but before Vegeta could say one of those smart and snappy retorts Elly knocked him out with the frying pan of doom, out of MLWDOWS. Before another word could be said Vegeta's was picked up by Kris and she attached herself to Goku at the same time, making sure everyone was firmly in place (does Misen-on-place count here?). "Ready?"

Elly took hold of Trunks VERY tightly.

"I…. Can't ….. breathe…."

"Elly?" Kris pried. "Maybe that's a bit too tight…" When she didn't get a reply this is what happened. "LEGOO OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!" Thankfully, for Trunks anyway, she loosened her grip. "Ok Goku we're ready!" she yelled finally, looking over at the full-blooded Saiyan. "Goku! Wake up!" yes you heard if folks, Goku's asleep.

But if anyone knows smart Elly like… someone who knows Elly really well, would know that Elly always came up with the right solution to everything. And she did. With one swift movement, Goku was officially bumped on the head.

"Wha?...." Goku asked rubbing the lump on his head.

"We're going to Lincraft! Now!" the now irritated Elly yelled.

"Yay! Lincraft!" Kris cheered. 

"Ok Goku, teleport us!" Elly ordered.

 "Huh?" Goku said stupidly staring from one girl to the other. 

"Do you want a pink dress Goku?" his master threatened. Goku shook his head, no. "If not then listen!"

"Ok teleporting," Goku said as to fingers came to his forehead. Seconds later they were in the desert! 

 "Uhh... Goku why are we in a desert?" Kris asked him slowly.

But before she could get an answer Elly thumped him on the head. "Other way idiot!" she scolded.

"Oh....."  To fingers his forehead, again, and pop we were in Lincraft. 

"Finally!" Kris sighed.

"Now where is spandex?" Elly asked no one in particular. 

"Where you left it, I suppose..." her friend said quietly.

 "Hmmm... Perhaps we should ask someone?" once again the amazing Elly had come up with a fantastic idea.

"Yea..." and Kris walked up to a sales person. "Excuse me miss? Where's the spandex?"

The nice lady point in a random direction and said: "The middle of the desert."

"Uhhh...." Kris said stupidly. "Thank you?" 

"Argh!" Elly growled in frustration.

"I was wondering what that was...."

 "Damn! Ok Goku back to the desert!" Elly ordered before whispering to Kris: "Its a bit scary that he can sense spandex!"

"Yeah I know," Kris replied as she picked up the unconscious Veggie and grabbed onto Goku. "That's so stupid!"

"Why are you picking you Vegeta like that? He's perfectly capable of walking himself."

"You hit him with the frying pan and knocked him out!" Kris screamed at her. "MY POOR VEGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"He was being arrogant and childish!" Elly said in protection of herself.

"He always is!!!!!!!" complained Kris. "Leave him alone..." then she handed Vegeta to Gohan and grab the half-Saiyan's shoulder while grabbing Goku arm at the same time. "Now, let's go! Hey…. What ever happened to Piccolo anyway??"

"He's still in his pot, being a pot plant."

"Oh..."

The Elly grabbed hold of Goku and yelled "To the desert! Again... Stupid idiots putting the spandex in the desert."

They stood like that for around thirty seconds. "Are we there yet?" Kris asked, tired of waiting.

"We should be," Elly said.

"And we're not because...?"

"Goku fell asleep again, and we're in his dream!!! Argh," Elly said as a roast chicken just flew past (now how's this for weird?)

But Kris wouldn't take it, so she kicked Goku in the side. "Wake up sleepy head before I decide to roast your head!"

Finally Goku woke up. "TRANSPORT US YOU IDIOT!"

"Uhh... Where to?" Goku asked. 

"THE DESERT!!!"

 "No need to shout," Goku whined.

"THERE'S A HUGE REASON TO SHOUT! NOW GET US TO THE DESERT!" Kris shouted.  "I'm starting to sound like Chi-chi..." Without word, Ely handed her the frying pan. "NO! I'm not gonna go there! Goku! Transport us now!"

"It really is a good weapon, but I have Trunks as a bodyguard now!" Elly exclaimed.

Goku put fingers to his forehead and poof we were in the desert again.

"Phew!" Kris sighed. "I thought we'd never get there...."

"Now to find the spandex…" Elly wondered looking around.

"Hey look!" Kris pointed out happily. "A little store in the middle of no where! Lets go there!"

 But Elly had seen a huge mountain of spandex in every colour possible. "Damn it's just a mirage!"

Kris walked up to the hill and poked it. "I don't think it is....I think the store is a mirage."

Elly got down on her knees and started worshipping Mt. Spandex. "ALL HAIL THE SPANDEX!!!" then it all changed again. "Lets see," and she started grabbing random spandex. "I'll have this one and this one and ohh a pink one! RAINBOW!"

"Yay!" Kris said, then she was suddenly shocked. "See-though!" she gasped. "Maybe I wont get that one...."

"See.. Through... spandex..." and Elly had fainted. 

"What the hell...." Kris wondered looking down at Elly. But the girl had all ready awoken.

"Trunks you're getting that one!" Elly shouted grabbing the material.

"No!" Trunks pleaded. (He finally said something intelligent.) "Anything but THAT!"

"Yes that one!!! Now don't argue!!!" then she started drooling again. "Trunks... spandex... see-through….."

"Amen to that..." Kris sighed.

To be continued…..