The Art

 Part five

Kris watched the TV in horror as the Great Saiyaman took Manda away. In her anger she forgot about the customers and ran down to the forest, screaming at the top of her lungs…. Unfortunately Manda had already left. "WHAT THE HELL WAS AMANDA DOING WITH MY!!!!! GREAT SAIYAMAN!!!!!!!??????????" she screamed, after a bit of meditation, she had calmed herself down and was breathing normally. Elly looked at her with the weirdest expression on her face. "Grrr.... I'll kill her...." Kris growled.

"He rescued her after she fell out of a balloon while I was trying to kill her," Elly explained.

"MY SAIYAMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kris screamed again. "He's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yes," Elly said soothingly. "Your Saiyaman!" the younger girl calmed down a bit more.

"Must... kill... Manda…" she breathed out slowly with the sound of coming death in her voice.

"And she kissed MY trunks!!!!!" Elly said wanting to get into the action as well. "Even though he did hide from her after that. I whacked her!" she added to the end to make a point about something totally random.

"Good!" the other girl said with a bit of pride in her voice. "Where'd she go anyway?
"I don't know, I think she's eating…" Elly said thoughtfully.

"Well when she comes back…." Kris glared at nothing, smacking her fit into her hand.

"Lets set all our Saiyans on her!" Elly has brilliant idea sometimes, and when I say brilliant I mean brilliant. Mind you that idea was so simple a child could have figured it out. But these people were about two years under the mental capacity of a child.

"Yeah!" obviously, Kris agreed with the brilliant plan.

"Except trunks because he's scared of her," Elly added in her pets defense.

"Ok... but Vegeta, Goku and Gohan will do!" negotiating is fun.

"Yep! We can use GT trunks he didn't vacuum properly!" Now we've all read stories where they're more then one Trunks. This story just happens to have ALL the Trunks and two Gohan's (we'll get back to that).

"Fine with me," So it was agreed.

"So that's 4 Saiyans against Manda," Elly calculated their odds. "We should win, and we can use piccolo as well."

"I thought he was in a pot," Kris wondered.

"I can take him out for a while, he will be on a sugar high though, I was trying to make him flower," Kris laugh out right. At the thought of the big green one with a flower growing out of his head. "He needs to stretch his legs anyway,"

"Yeah it can probably get a bit crampy in there," Kris agreed like always. But it was all predictable since Elly was the smart one and Kris was the idiot one that always agrees with everything the other says.

"I think he needs to dry his clothes as well, I over watered him."

"Nameks in Spandex.... doesn't go as well as Saiyans in Spandex…" Kris pondered.

"No, it doesn't," it's a miracle…. The smart one was agreeing with the idiot one for once!

"We are you first and only line of protection we are the Saiyans In Spandex. (Men in Black)" Kris said excitedly! Throwing her fist in the air.

Then, unexpectedly, Manda wandered into the Forest of Eternal Randomness. Kris and Elly prepared themselves for war.

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kris yelled at the defenseless girl.