The Battle "Begins"

 "Oh key of Clow, power of magic, power of light," Manda had suddenly become a Card Captor for some unknown reason. "Surrender the wand, the force ignite!" she did the big wind effect too. "RELEASE!!!!" now she was holding a big stick. Then started a twirly thing. "Sheild Card! Release and Dispel!!!"

Suddenly Vegeta awoke, enraged at Manda, "ARGH AMANDA U KISSED MY SON!!! I DONT KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT BUT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed but Manda was protected by the shield card.

"EVA UNIT 1, LAUNCH!!!!!!!!" Elly yelled in attack.

Frustrated that he couldn't kill her, Vegeta tried again. "BIG BANG FLASHY GALLIC GUN LIGHT THINGY!!!!!!!!!!!" so he power up.

"Power Card!" Manda screamed.

Unit 01 lifted up its foot over Manda's Cards.

"Hang on, hold the phone...." Manda said waving her arms. Vegeta froze in the middle of an attack.

Kris pulled out a phone from MLWDOWS and held it.

"Pause the video," Manda commanded.

Sighing Kris, pulled a TV with a video player and pressed pause.

"Stop everything...." So everyone stopped everything. Manda was good with commanding large groups of… things. "Ok you can breath." Everyone let out a puff of air. "I'm a CardCaptor?" she asked everyone. "Elly's a... neon geneisis thing?"

"Yes I am!" Elly yelled. "Actually, no I stole the eva1."

"What are you Kris?" Manda asked turning to her. "Just a Saiyan huh?"

"No Manda I'm Sailor Moon,"

 "Wonderful," Manda said happily.

"No!!!!!!!!!!" Kris screamed. "That was sarcastic! I'm just a bunch of random totally hot super Saiyans!"

"I'm Card Captor Sakura!!!" Manda squealed excitedly. "And Li, I get Li. Li is my "partner""

"Li is gay," Kris said. Elly nodded in agreement.

"No he's just a pansy," Manda said in Li's defense.

"Same .dif," Kris said nonchalantly

"No, he was under the spell of Yue, the moon guardian of the cards," Manda explained (O.o)

"PANSY!" Elly yelled. "PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY PANSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yes, he is a bit of a pansy, but he's definitely too wonderful to be gay." Manda said defeatedly.

"O too wonderful not to be gay…" Kris said in reply.

"You say Kaurus gay,"

"Kauru isn't human," (I have no idea who's speaking here or what they're talking about but I'm gonna go along with it…)

"So he's gay!"

"No he's an angel!"

"Exactly.. He's gay!"

Suddenly Manda ducked behind a curtain in Maddy's truck and quickly changed into her battle costume while pulling Li with her to change as well.

Smart Vegeta sent a Ki blast at the trucks. And the truck 'sploded.

Elly went behind a tree and emerged 3 seconds later in spandex. "THIS IS WAR!!!!"

When the smoke cleared Li and Manda were still protected by the Shield Card.

Elly tried to steal the card but it was behind the shield too.

Vegeta tried walking into the shield but bounced off it.

"Sword Card! Release!" Manda yelled.

Gohan made a shield (like the one in Garlic junior returns saga) and put all the Saiyans in it.