A/N: This is another song written by myself and my good friend Trelawnaay (if you don't know what I'm talking about, read 'McG's Hogwarts Rap', also by me), on the same day as 'McG's Hogwarts Rap' was written! You can tell we were very bored that day. This one is also based around Harry Potter.

DISCLAIMER: JK Rowling and Warner Brothers own everything except for the Robin Hood: Men in Tights quote, which belongs to Mel Brooks; the song 'Cruella De Ville', which belongs to Walt Disney; and the boyfriend named Will, who belongs to McG & Trelawnaay because we needed something to rhyme with 'Patil'.

Parvati Patil (Sung to the tune of 'Cruella De Ville')

CHORUS Parvati Patil Parvati Patil She sounds like a herb Has a boyfriend named Will Harry asked her out to the Yule Ball Parvati Parvati Patil

At first you think her twin would be in Gryffindor But the Sorting Hat put her in Ravenclaw Harry only asked them Coz Cho couldn't go And Hermione and Krum were more then just friends

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At the ball she really liked to dance And prance the night away on the dancefloor But Harry had eyes for Chang And Ron for Hermione So Parvati went off and mixed with other boys

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Damn my eyes!