Chapter 8! You have the right to remain stupid!

"So, how is this my fault again?" Kuja tugged at his metal bonds. The group sat in a jail cell at the bottom of Alexandria castle. Eiko was fuming. She gave Kuja the harshest glare but he smiled sarcastically back.

"You're alive! That's why it's all your fault!" Kuja hummed absent-mindedly as she continued to yell at him. It was Vivi that stopped her yelling.

"Um…Eiko…didn't you uh…revive him?" Eiko stopped, her mouth hanging open stupidly. Kuja chuckled but Freya stiffened.

"You do realize that we are set to die in three days right? You guys got that right? Heads to be lobbed off." Freya seemed slightly paranoid. Kuja shrugged.

"The guy in the cell next to us is doing just fine." The others turned and looked through the barred window. A teenage boy with spiky red hair and blue ninja clothes sat quietly next to a man with blonde spiky hair and a military like outfit on.

"So…then I killed Sephiroth but ended up getting tried for murder…lots of murder accounts. Didn't know monsters had a union. So why are you here?" The blonde asked. The red head shrugged. "Well, Tifa said she'd bail me out…I hope. This Zidane guy sounds like a piece of crap…"

"Uh, Kuja, those guys are insane or something." Freya pointed out. "They're murderers." Kuja shrugged and smiled.

"I'm a murderer and so are you guys. What's the diff?" The group shrugged.  Kuja stood up and walked to the window.

"Hey, Spike one and spike two!" The two looked up and walked to the window. "I'm Kuja, wanna bust out?" The blonde nodded but the red shook his head.

"I'm Cloud, yeah I'll mossey with you!" Kuja smiled.

"Ready for my plan guys?" Everyone nodded and moved closer. "Well…you gotta wait til next chapter!" Everyone blinked.

"What?" they asked in unison. Kuja sighed.

"Never mind…"

Author's Note: Sorry, gtg to class! Guess who the red head is!!