Chapter 9! Cameos are Fun!!
"Right, so I blow out the back wall, then we jump." Kuja smiled smugly as he finished his 'genius' idea. Eiko tapped her horn.
"That's stupid!" she stated. Vivi nodded.
"I side with Eiko." Cloud leaned against the wall.
"Only cause you want to go out with her. You know she makes you feel…funny." Freya snorted, causing Kuja to stare at her.
"Now, that I think about it, about you and my butt…" Suddenly, a girl ran past their cell, with a girl with brown hair and green eyes, carrying a weird book with a loin on it.
"The pig kite counts!" shouted Yume. Kuja blinked. A girl with pink pigtails and a purple outfit ran after her.
"Maya's sooo dead! So's Rue cause he's an [explicit]!" Cloud smiled.
"Now that was cool." Freya sighed. Cloud rolled his eyes. "C'mon, you know you want to stare at his girly ass Freya." Eiko jabbed her finger at Kuja.
"See? Told you he was a girl!" Kuja stomped his foot.
"Am not! I'm a very manly man!" Eiko laughed.
"Fine, what about your makeup?"
"It makes me look tough…"
"And your tank top thingy?"
"It shows off my manly muscles…"
"And your skirt?"
"It's not a skirt! It's umm…the hottest trend in Aveh?" Suddenly, yet another cameo was made, this time by a man with an eye patch and blonde braided hair stopped as he walked by their cell.
"Not anymore! Now it's white pants and whips, weirdo…" He just stood outside their cell. Vivi walked forward.
"Why are you here?" he asked. The man shrugged.
"Well, the weird lady with the bucket on her head's supposed to come get the spiky red head but she couldn't make it. I'm just filling in." He walked back, unlocked the man's cell and the two ran off. Freya sighed.
"Now I've seen it all." She muttered. Kuja beamed.
"Except my butt!" Suddenly, an idea came to her.
"I'll stare at your butt Kuja…if you get us to the top of this tower were in." Kuja nodded and stuck out his hand. The back wall disappeared. Eiko summoned Phoenix, who carried them up the tower as a lady in a wedding dress fell. Eiko frowned.
"Need help?" she called as they got onto Phoenix's back. The brown-blonde haired woman shook her head.
"Nah, I'm just going to summon my bird!" Eiko shrugged and the group went to the top of the tower. However…
"Hold it right there!" shouted Biggs. Wedge nodded.
"You can't break out!" Kuja smiled and stepped off of Phoenix.
"Are you going to stop me?" Cloud jumped to his side.
"I'll help ya!" Biggs smiled.
"You're no match for who we've got to kill you…" Suddenly, a large robot flew next to them.
"Doth thou desire the power?" The machine asked. Wedge nodded.
"Yes, give it to this person…behind us!" Kuja turned around to Eiko.
"Go to the throne room and get the Frog Kiss from Zidane and Garnet. Cloud and I will handle…whatever this guy is." Eiko whistled and Phoenix began to fly to the throne room.
"No problems here!" she shouted. Kuja braced himself. For what was coming was so horrible, so scary, so absolutely terrifying…that you have to wait till next chapter to find out what it is!
Author's Note: If you can tell me all the cameos so far, from all chapters, you'll get something neat!