Chapter 10! The Scariest Thing on Earth!

"Holy!" Eiko cried. Vivi blinked.

"Do you really think it's a good idea to call Holy?" A girl with bright green eyes and dark brown hair (in a braid) called out to them as they rose higher to the tower.

"Hey! I have the Holy Materia, you Tifa wannabe!" Eiko frowned.

"How the heck am I a Tifa wannabe??" Vivi shrugged. "And I wasn't calling Holy! Look what Kuja and Cloud have to fight!" Freya jumped to the side of Phoenix and w\looked down. Kuja had tranced and Cloud was moving very fast.

"Oh my God…" she whispered. Biggs and Wedge moved aside to reveal the scariest thing on earth…

Meanwhile, across town…I mean, down below!

"Hpmh." Kuja sneered. "Whatever you got, we'll beat the crap out of it!" Cloud nodded and spun his sword in the air.

"This will be so easy, I'm doing my victory pose already! So bring it!" Biggs laughed.

"Oh it's already been broughten!" (hee hee hee…) Kuja rolled his eyes.

"That movie sucked! So let's fight!" Wedge pushed a huge box out from the shadows. Kuja hovered above the ground waiting impatiently. Biggs grabbed a crowbar and cracked the lid off. Out came something very…scary. Terrifying and horrific. For out came…

"No way…" Kuja gasped. Cloud's eyes widened.

"It can't be…" Out came…a herd of clowns. Ten to be correct. Ten balloon tying, face painting, little car making clowns. Kuja snorted. Soon he fell out of the air, laughing to the point of tears. Cloud, however, backed away.

"Uh, Kuja man…um…Clowns…scare me…a lot!" Kuja wiped a tear from his eye.

"Now that's a good one, the amazing Cloud of legend, scared of Clowns!" Kuja grabbed his stomach as a new fit of laughter came over him.

"Oh! You…you gotta be kidding!" Kuja shouted. But Cloud backed to the edge. Biggs and Wedge shivered.

"Clowns are so vile…they are truly frightening!" Biggs cried. Wedge nodded.

"However, if Kuja isn't scared yet, meet their master!" Out of the box came a new foe. This time, it was a very large, moving puppet. Now Kuja stopped laughing and joined Cloud.

"Uh, Cloud? Puppets scare me…" He said softly. Cloud shook his head.

"Puppets scare you? I'm one with puppets, it's the clowns that scare me!" Kuja smiled.

"You take on the puppet, I'll kill the clowns then. Deal?" Cloud grinned.

"Deal." The two turned to the advancing enemies and ran at them.

5 mintues later…

"Phew, that was easier then I thought!" Kuja disted his hands off. Cloud nodded.

"Piece of Pie!" The two smiled and laughed.

"Hey, guys!" The duo turned to see Eiko and the rest of the group on Phoenix. They ran over to them. Eiko held out an odd looking item as the got on Phoenix.

"Is that…?" Kuja asked. Eiko nodded.

"Yep! This is the Frog Kiss! Garnet um…gave it to me. Now let's get out of here!" Kuja frowned.

"Uh, she gave it to you?" Eiko blushed.

"Sorta…can we please just go get my wish granted?!"

Biggs and Wedge ran up the tower and to the Queen's Chambers.

"Queen Garnet!" They cried as they burst through the door. Inside they found Garnet, buck naked and tied up. She was hanging from the chandlier. She narrowed her eyes.

"Stop…looking…and…GET ME DOWN!!!!!"  They sighed and turned away. Two girls ran inside. Both near twins to Garnet.

"I'm Rinoa!"

"And I'm Tifa!"

"And we'll help you!" Stars appeared behind them. Wedge sighed.

"Oh God no…"

Author's Note: Did you miss me??? Here it is. Note the new cameos!!! P.S the story is far from over and whoever said Crono is right! Keep going, the contest is still open!