Chapter 11! The New Princess of Frogs!!
"So, I'll be Garnet Number One and you'll be number Two?" Tifa asked. Riona shook her head.
"No way! Squally Honey Muffin said I could be Garnet Number One. Plus, Zidane likes me better!" Tifa glared at her.
"Not true! Zidane likes me better plus, Cloudypoo said I can be the First Garnet!" As the two girls argued over who would be the main "Garnet", the real Garnet was clothed and tied to a chair. Zidane, Biggs and Wedge were bound and gagged in cages. Garnet growled.
"You guys make me sick!" She spat. Zidane groaned.
"I wonder if Eiko would marry me instead of these crazy girls?" He wondered quietly. Riona smiled.
"Well, either way, our plans are going smoothly. Soon, this world, FF8's world and FF7's world, will be ours!" The two girls laughed evilly. Garnet decided that if she ever got out alive, she'd kick both of those bimbos asses…
2 Hours Later…
"So, is our quest complete?" Kuja asked. Eiko nodded.
"Yep!" She pulled out the Frog Kiss. "With this, I will marry Zidane and I'll become Queen Eiko! You guys will be my royal Bodyguards!" She chucked quietly. Vivi sighed.
"I'm in love with an insane person." He thought out loud. Eiko glared at him.
"What did you say!?" She shouted. Vivi groaned.
"N-nothing…" Kuja smiled and leaned back on Phoenix.
"Hmm…soon, Eiko's wish will be granted." He paused and nudged Freya. "Heh, you still have to stare at my butt." Freya resisted smiling and instead said,
"Kuja, I wouldn't be caught dead staring at your rear." Kuja shrugged.
"Yeah right, you know you want to." Kuja sang. Freya was about to reply when Phoenix took a sudden dive. Freya grabbed onto to Kuja's waist. Kuja grinned briefly before grabbed Cloud, who had been sitting quietly beside him. As Phoenix dove down, Cloud grabbed little Vivi, who panicked and grabbed Eiko. Eiko clenched her fists.
"Ah! Phoenix, I order you to stop!" She shouted. Phoenix didn't even slow down. Eiko's hands had dug into Phoenix when he had begun to go down and were now slipping. She tried again. "Phoenix! I summoned you! Now stoppppp!!" The ground was growing nearer and still the bird sped on. Kuja decided on what to do.
"Eiko! Let go!" He shouted. Eiko wish she could kick him.
"Are you nuts!? There's no way I'm letting go!" She yelled. Kuja rolled his eyes.
"Vivi!" he cried. "Tickle her!" Vivi, though confused, did indeed tickle her. Eiko laughed and let go. The group screamed as they flew off the bird. They went up for awhile, pausing briefly in the air, before dropping like a stone. Kuja let go of Cloud and focused all his energy on a certain spell. Soon, the ground was only 20 feet away. Eiko was screaming out "Kuja I hate you!" while Vivi merely screamed, along with Cloud and Freya, who was still connected to Kuja.
"Kuja! If I die and you live, I'll haunt you till you die!" Eiko shouted. The ground was only a few feet away now. Everyone but Kuja shut their eyes, preparing for the worse. Then, it all stopped. Freya opened her eyes. A blade of grass poked her nose. She let out a sigh of relief. Everyone else opened their eyes. The ground was nearly touching their faces but they were still alive and well. Rather suddenly, they hit the ground.
"Ouch!"
"Ouf!"
"Owwie!"
"Oh…my leg…" The group lay in a pile, arms and legs coming out at odd angles, with Eiko at the bottom. She pushed her way out and saw Kuja standing in front of them. Freya rubbed her head as she got up.
"Kuja? Did you stop us?" she asked. Eiko jumped in front of her.
"Kuja, you nearly got me killed! Let go he says! That was the stupidest idea ever!" Eiko chewed Kuja out. For some odd reason, he didn't say anything back. He looked odd. Cloud and Vivi stood up and moved beside Eiko.
"Hey, Kuja man, what's up?" Cloud asked. Kuja sighed.
"You know, I was just going to let you guys hit ground." He said quietly. Everyone was taken aback.
"Why?" Vivi asked. Kuja sighed.
"I was going to take over the world, with you guys as my slaves. I figured, since I would be the one making the wish, I could just tell you guys I was going to help you, then stab you in the back." He paused. "But…I've…well…for the first time in my life, I'm having fun!" He smiled and the group relaxed. "And I'll be damned if I'm going to stop now!" Eiko smiled and stepped forward. She then delivered a harsh kick to his knee. Kuja groaned and fell to the ground.
"Kuja." She laughed. "That's for being evil!" She smiled and gave him a hug. "And this is for saving me." Kuja smiled, then groaned as he was given another kick from Eiko. "And that!" She laughed. "Was for the Let Go idea!" Freya smiled, moved Eiko aside and gave Kuja a kiss on the lips. Everyone was surprised. Most of all, Kuja. Freya stopped and laughed.
"Thanks for saving us!" She smiled. Kuja laughed.
"So, does this mean you'll stare at my ass?" He asked slyly. Freya sighed.
"Yes Kuja, I'll stare at your butt." At that moment, the girl with Sakura appeared again.
"Whoo-hoo!" Yume shouted (^_~) "Freya is going to look at Kuja's butt!" She disappeared after saying that. Freya shook her head.
"Later though, first, we have to go get Phoenix!" Eiko nodded.
"Yeah! We have to get moving!" They were about to go in the direction Phoenix had when a voice stopped them.
"Looking for this?" They turned around. There stood, of all people, Garnet, sitting on top of Phoenix.
"Garnet?" Eiko cried in disbelief. Garnet laughed.
"Sort of! Let's just say, a this Phoenix will be my new summon. And aren't you missing this?" Garnet held up the Frog Kiss. Eiko growled.
"You! You piece of crap! Give that here!" Garnet laughed.
"Nah, I think I'll keep it! By the way, thanks Cloudypoo for getting it for me!" The group turned back to Cloud, who sighed.
"Sorry guys…" he muttered. Garnet laughed.
"Now, for world domination! Go, Phoenix!" With that, she flew away, leaving Eiko and the rest in a state of shock.
Author's Note: There, another new chapter. Is Cloud really a traitor, are Kuja and Freya going to "hook up"? Will I stop putting Yume in? (Doubt it, it's fun! ^_^) were there any cameos in this chapter? Do I ask too many questions? Find out in chapter 12!!!