Chapter 14! I'm a Treasure hunter, not a thief!!
Author's Note: I'm very proud of the amount of reviews I get for this fic. I love it. I thank everyone. Ok, enough chit-chat right? Time for the fic…
Vivi ran through the palace, ducking behind plants and corners whenever he heard a guard coming. Vivi finally came to the throne room. There sat Rinoa talking non-stop about her nails to a tied up and gagged Zidane.
"Aren't they the best nails you've ever seen?!" Rinoa squealed. "I get up every morning and paint them and polish them and hug them and put little star stickers on them!" Zidane was banging his head against the floor. Vivi ran into the room. Rinoa stopped talking and Zidane stopped banging his head.
"H-Hello Queen G-garnet." Vivi muttered, bowing.
"Hello!" Rinoa chirped. "Are you here to help me paint my nails?"
"No." Vivi shook his head. "Tifa sent me to help you through Carona." Rinoa shot out of her throne and jumped up and down with delight.
"YAY!!!! I get to go to Carona!" She sang out of tune. "I get to go to Carona, I get to go to Carona! YAY!!"
Zidane resumed trying to kill himself. Vivi walked over to him.
"Tifa said to bring him to and let me take care of him." Vivi said quickly.
"Oh pooh!" Rinoa sighed. "She has Cloud, why can't I have a good man?"
"I thought you had Squall?" Vivi asked.
"No." Rinoa shook her head. "Squall used one to many summons and he can't remember what day it is, let alone me." Rinoa walked over to a door next to the throne.
"This door," she said "Will take us to Carona! So let's go!" Rinoa opened the door, and grabbed Zidane. Vivi followed her through it. As soon as they were through, the door shut and disappeared. They were in a forest full of pollywogs.
"AWWWWW!!!!" Rinoa cooed. "Aren't they sweet?! I want to hug them and pet them and love them and pat them and kiss them and-" Rinoa went on and on as Vivi freed Zidane. First he took the gag out of his mouth.
"Her voice." Zidane whispered. "Must…kill…vocal cords!" Vivi wondered briefly weather he should untie Zidane. However, he didn't have to think long. Voices began to shout at him.
"Vivi? Is that you?" Freya's voice called.
"Vivi's here?! Did he get my summon back?!" Eiko shouted as she ran to him.
"Hmm…I think that's my brother with him…" Kuja walked quietly next to Freya.
"And that's the witch Mint told me about!" Rue shouted.
"Hi guys!" Vivi called. Vivi noticed a girl with pink hair and a purple dress running at Rinoa.
"You bitch!" She shouted. "Just when I finally got a [relic] you take it from me?! I'll rip your arms off for that!" Eiko and the others gathered around Vivi talking quickly, filling him in.
"We got here and Tifa was using Phoenix on that Pink haired lady Mint." Eiko said.
"She took some sort of Crystal from Mint and off she flew." Freya said.
"We followed her here and then she and that bastard Cloud opened a door and disappeared." Kuja stated.
Rue was wrestling Mint away from killing Rinoa. Soon, the group had freed Zidane and tied up the idiot Rinoa. Rue and Kuja kept Mint and Zidane from killing Rinoa.
"Vivi, you shouldn't have come." Eiko sighed. "Now you might get hurt."
"No I won't." Vivi smiled. "It's Tifa, Cloud and Rinoa who are going to get hurt."
"I agree." Kuja said.
"Eh heh heh heh…" Eiko laughed. "I know why! Cause you were going to kiss Freya then Phoenix showed up!"
"That's not true you little brat!" Kuja turned bright red. "Freya and I were talking!"
"Uh huh." Eiko rolled her eyes. "Yeah right…sure…yeah ok pal."
"Though…you did miss something Vivi." Kuja then added slyly. "I got Freya to look at my butt!" Vivi smiled and Eiko giggled. Freya blushed.
"Well, now what?" Rue asked.
"I say we rip her arms off!" Mint shouted.
"I think we should make it so she can never talk again!" Zidane said.
"I meant what should we do about Tifa." Rue sighed.
"Well…" Vivi began. "First we need to find out what they are doing. What Tifa's up to I mean."
"We already know that." Kuja smirked. "But since you missed it…Tifa is going from world to world, stealing the most important item, then going to the next world. She leaves every world in ruins. In our world, she took the Frog Kiss. ("The bitch!" Cried Eiko.) In this world, she took the Dewprism. ("That slut!" Yelled Mint) In some world called, 'Final Fantasy 7', her home world, she took something called the Masamune. ("The whore girlfriend of Cloud!" Shouted Sephiroth in the Crater.) "
"The next world she's going to is the Final Fantasy 10 world. I think it's called Spira." Freya told Vivi.
"Don't forget my world!" Rinoa sang. "She took my necklace!"
"Fine, whatever, WE DON'T CARE!!!" Eiko shouted and Zidane then gagged Rinoa.
"So what's our next move?" Vivi asked.
"Well," Mint said. "Me and Rue will try to save our world. So we are staying here. I'm sure there are other heroes in those worlds to help you."
"Ok, what else?" Vivi asked.
"Well!" Eiko smiled. "I have a plan! Huttle!!" The group, excluding Mint and Rue, gathered around Eiko.
"See, what we do is let Rinoa go, then she will lead us to Spira!" Eiko said proudly.
"That will work." Kuja nodded, "Hey, Zidane, you stay with her though."
"WHAT?!" Zidane shouted, his eyes wide. "NO WAY!! I'LL GO INSANE IF I'M WITH HER!!"
"Too bad." Freya said, "We need you to make sure she doesn't do anything. I'll give you ear plugs ok?"
"…you guys owe me big for this." Zidane said finally. "I'll do it."
"Ok, ready?" Eiko asked. Zidane took the earplugs from Freya and jammed them in his ears. He nodded. "Then let's do it!"
Kuja untied Rinoa and she jumped up, smiling.
"Oh thank you sooo much!!" Rinoa grinned. "Now I have to go to Tifa! See ya! Come Zidane!!"
Rinoa made another door, then opened it. She hopped through it, followed by a crying Zidane. Kuja put his foot in it before it shut.
"Thanks, Rue, Mint." Eiko said.
"No prob! Just get the Dewprism back!" Mint cried. Eiko nodded and the group jumped through the door.
This time they found themselves on top of an airship. A huge, ugly monster was on one side, Rinoa, Tifa, Cloud and Zidane on the other, hovering on Phoenix. A group of people had their weapons out and were yelling at Tifa. A red-haired man saw them.
"hey, look guys! More of them!" The group turned to see Eiko and her friends. "Who are you?"
"I'm Eiko! This is Kuja, (Kuja waved) Freya, (Freya nodded) and Vivi. (Vivi sighed). We are here to stop Tifa and get my damn summon back!"
"I'm Wakka, this is Lulu, Yuna, Rikku, Tidus, Auron, and Kimhari."
"You're a summoner too?" Yuna asked. "Then you and your guardians must help us!"
"You're too late!" Tifa yelled. "I will now take the most important item (more or less) in this world!" Suddenly, a pretty Mirror flew out of Tidus's pocket and to Tifa.
"No! My Celestial Mirror!" Tidus yelled. Tifa smiled.
"Now you can't get your main weapons and here's something else I'll do for you!" Tifa waved her hands. Phoenix flew up, then rained fire down on Spira. Sin also disappeared. "Now players can't beat this game either!" Tifa laughed as Phoenix flew higher, then made a huge door. They flew through it and disappeared.
"Come back!" Tidus yelled. Eiko walked over to them.
"Listen, were trying to stop her. We'll get your stuff back but we need your help."
Meanwhile, in the real world.
Matt Welch sat playing Final Fantasy 7. He had finally made it to Sephiroth. How he had longed to finish this game, see the ending he so desired. Sephiroth appeared, and said.
"Sorry guys, I can't fight you since Tifa took my damn sword!!!" Sephiroth yelled. His party members looked around, confused.
"Speaking of which…where did Cloud and Tifa go?" Yuffie wondered.
"Yeah, they were with us on that path where we spilt up!" Cait Sith said.
"Well, I guess were just gonna have to wait for their asses since Tifa's got Sephiroth's sword." Cid muttered. So the group sat down next to Sephiroth and started a game of cards.
"Got any 7's Sephy?" Yuffie asked. Sephiroth sighed and threw a seven at her.
"I shall kill the person that beats me in Go Fish!" Sephiroth laughed evilly. Cid laughed.
"With what? You've got no sword!" Cid laughed again and Sephiroth glared at him. "Now, Barret, got any 3's?"
Matt watched intently. He had never since this part of the game. He smiled.
"dude, this is cool! But I hope Tifa and Cloud come back soon…"
Author's Note: Oh no, what happens in the fanfiction world is effecting gamers everywhere! Stay tuned and fell sorry for Matt, who has to watch a very long card game…