Chapter 17!!! More Money Then A Bartweiser!!!

Author's Note: Yay! New chapter! I had better hurry and finish this soon, since school's almost here and then it's homework instead of writing!!

"Ok…so…let me get this straight." Bart said later on his ship, the Yggdrasil(?). "You're from a different world, Tifa's from a different world and is taking anything important?"

"Right." Eiko said. "See, without my Phoenix summon, we can't finish the main point of this fanfiction…err…I don't know what that means. I didn't even mean to say it…"

"Then what can we do?" Citan asked.

"Don't know…" Kuja sighed. "This is like a wild goose chase. It'd'll take us too long to get to whatever world Tifa's in."

"By the time we get there, Tifa will be stealing again…" Freya agreed. "It's not right but I don't think we can do much of anything at this point."

"Well, first, we should figure out what world she's in right now." Vivi decided. As if on cue, a tiny portal appeared in front of the group and a piece of paper came out of it. Kuja grabbed it.

"Dear Idiots." Kuja read. "You can't even figure out what's going on can you? You don't get why I'm doing this? Not for fame or glory but for my team. For Yuffie, Barret, Cid, Vincent, Cloud, Red XIII, and Cait Sith. Hell, even for Sephiroth. Maybe even all those Aeris/Cloud fans that want to see them together. I'm talking Sequel baby! The world of Final Fantasy 7 shall destroy any game in our way! We shall rise again, beat other games to the ground to get our sequel! Even if it means taking over other games so that Square has no choice but to meet my demands!! Mwhahahahahahahhahaaaa!! And yes, I did take the time to write out my evil laugh…Bye sequeless idiots! With Hate and Disrespect, Tifa." Kuja looked at the group. No one knew what to make of it. Kuja folded up the letter.

"What's a sequel?" Eiko asked.

"A sequel is the legal continuation of a book, movie or video game." Citan answered.

"Wow, you're smart." Eiko smiled.

"Thank you Eiko." Citan said.

"So then what does it all mean?" Freya wondered. "What's Square and Final Fantasy 7?" Suddenly, a light enveloped the group and sent them far away.

As soon as the light disappeared, they saw they were in a huge airship hanger. Everyone they had met so far was there, including many faces they didn't know. Mint, Rue, Tidus, Yuna, and the naked tribe members came over to them.

"Heya Eiko!" Mint said cheerfully. "Did you kill that slutty Tifa girl yet?"

"No…not yet but were getting there!" Eiko smiled.

"Did Anima's powers work?" Yuna asked.

"Yeah, it sent us to those naked people first but they sent us to these guys." Eiko nodded at Citan and the others.

"Couldn't we have got some clothes first?!" Yuffie screamed. "It's cold and were all butt naked!!"

"Heh heh…Yuffie, you have a rather nice ass." Sephiroth laughed.

"Shut up before I summon Knights of the Round on you!" Yuffie cried.

"I feel very weird being naked in front of everyone…" Cid muttered. "Goes back to my childhood."

"I agree that this is very stupid." Vincent sighed.

"ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF SQUARESOFT!!!" A man's voice suddenly boomed. The hanger grew silent as everyone listened. "PLEASE GO INTO YOUR GROUPS. PLEASE NOTE THIS MEANS XENOGEARS OVER HERE, FF2 OVER THERE, THREADS OF FATE OVER HERE. FF6 PLEASE GO OVER THERE..." Everyone followed his vague directions and stood next to people they knew. Eiko, Freya, Vivi, and Kuja stood by Quina and the others, minus Zidane.

"What's going on?" Garnet whispered to Eiko.

"Dunno…" Eiko sighed.

"That man said Squaresoft. Does that have anything to do with Tifa's plan?" Kuja wondered.

"THANK YOU. YOU ARE AT THIS MOMENT ON THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH. AREA 51, THE CIA'S BEST KEPT SECRET." The man's voice boomed again. A platform rose in the center on the hanger, a man on it. It was the man who was talking to them. "THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE SECRETS WHICH ARE DANGEROUS TO OUR NATION'S SECUREITY. WE KEEP HERE THE KIDS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON, ALIENS, PLANES ABLE TO FLY TO MARS AND BACK IN TWO HOURS, DEADLY VIRUS' WE MADE SUCH AS EBOLI, HOW PIZZA HUT MAKES THEIR BREADSTICKS, WHERE TAX MONEY REALLY GOES AND NOW, VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS, AS WELL AS FANFICTION AUTHORS SINCE THEY COULD TOPPLE AMERICA."

"What the hell does that all mean?" Eiko whispered to Vivi.

"I don't know…" Vivi whispered back. "Maybe it means were under arrest?"

"Again?" Eiko shook her head.

"YOU WILL ALL BE KEPT HERE UNTIL SQUARESOFT CAN REACH A DEAL WITH TIFA, CLOUD, RINOA, AND ZIDANE. UNTIL THEN, SINCE SHE CHANGED THE WAY SQUARE GAMES ARE PROGRAMMED, YOU'LL STAY HERE. THAT IS ALL. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE ASK ME. THANK YOU." The man climbed down to the floor and was instantly flooded by people.

"Where are we?!" Relm asked.

"What do you want with us?" Mint yelled.

"What the &^$*&*&^&^%$%$(%$(^ is going on in this @!#&*((*$#@@!&&^^%%$$# place?!" Cid yelled.

"Please calm down!" The man yelled. "I must ask you to sit and please talk quietly. Now…as I said, you're in Area 51. I just want you all to stay here. The gaming community is in an uproar. CIA agents have been sent to stop the riots…since now video games are banned due to this whole thing, you all must stay here."

"Why does nothing good every happen to me?" Eiko cried. "This sucks!" The man left and everyone began talking to one another. Soon, everyone knew each other very well. Kuja disappeared during this time. Hours later though, Eiko was still upset.

"Great…so were stuck here until Tifa gets her sequel?" Eiko yelled. "This isn't fair!!"

"Quiet Eiko!" Kuja whispered. Freya, Vivi and Eiko jumped.

"Kuja!" Freya cried. "Where were you?"

"I was talking with other people." Kuja sat down next to Freya. "I found out that Locke from that group over there is planning to bust out of here. He's talking to everyone, to plan the time. It's tonight. We'll be out of here in no time. I also heard that Yuffie is leading another group out a different way. Tidus is leading another group too, so that makes three groups."

"Kuja, which group are we in?!" Eiko asked, her hopes rising.

"We're with Yuffie. She's taking us and the group over there." Kuja pointed to Citan and the others.

"Yes!" Eiko cried. "We're going to be ok!"

"Go to sleep. I'll wake you guys when it's time." Kuja said. The group laid down and Kuja got up to go talk to Locke and Yuffie.

"Wait." Freya said. Kuja turned and she stood up. She grabbed his collar and kissed him. She let go of him and pulled away. Kuja was grinning. "Good night." Freya winked at him and Kuja sighed.

"It's good to be the hero." Kuja laughed. "Many perks…"

Author's Note: Next chapter will be the break out of Area 51!! It will be easy…right?