Chapter 19, The Morning After Chapter!!!

Author's Note: Ok! Here's the newest, freshest chapter. Well, we're getting down to the line. Only a few more chapters left! Maybe to some people it's a good thing but it makes me sad. If you want a sequel though, I might consider it. ^_^ I love this fic a lot. Kuja's one of my fav characters, so are Eiko, Freya and I like Vivi a decent amount. Well, back to the story!

The next morning the group headed out, looking for an ancient land full of mystery and wonder. A place full of majesty and beauty. A place called…

"Are we in Dapan yet?" Eiko asked, tugging on Serge's leg.

"It's Japan, not Dapan. And we aren't even at the airport yet!" Serge sighed. "We need cash too and our money isn't good here." He turned to his army. "Anyone got any cash we could use to buy tickets?" Everyone quickly pulled out their wallets or padded themselves down.

"I have 100 gil…" Kuja said, digging into his pockets.

"I had a unlimited money cheat." Lucca said, pulling out her Gameshark. "But it's still not American money…"

"I think I have 5 G, not much since I'm broke anyway." Glenn shrugged.

"Ok then, we're screwed." Lynx grinned. "So does that mean the world will end? Or do I get to kill anything?" Vivi cast Fira on Lynx, causing him to burst into flames.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!" Lynx screamed. Kuja laughed and pretended to blow out the flames. Eiko frowned at the boys.

"We don't have time for this!" She shouted. "We need to make some green quick, fast and in a hurry!"

"I'm sorry Eiko." Vivi said. "But he was being evil."

"Well, that won't matter if Tifa gets her way." Kid sighed.

"Run this by me again." Sephiroth has, walking to the head of the group. "Why is it bad if we get a sequel?"

"Because they won't." Serge said, pointing at Eiko.

"What about you?" Eiko asked, turning to Serge. "You wouldn't either."

"Well, we won't have a 'sequel' with us starring." Lynx explained after casting several ice spells on himself. "But a sequel titled Chrono Break is in the works you know."

"Oh…" Eiko frowned. "Why don't we get a sequel?!"

No one answered Eiko's question. The group walked for hours through the burning hot Nevada wasteland. A healthy supply of ice and water spells kept the group cool and refreshed. It was a long time before they reached a city. Night had already fallen by the time they reached a city. But the bright lights could be seen from miles away. The city was in fact Las Vegas.

"Geez, look at all these weird buildings." Kuja looked around at the various casinos. "What's with this town?"

"Look at how many people there are!" Vivi cried. "There must be more people here then the entire population of Gaia!"

"Considering the fact the Gaia's population must be in the hundreds, I'm sure you're right." Freya said, speaking for the first time since this chapter started.

"Ok, let's split up gang!" Serge said to his group.

"Copyright infringement!" Lynx yelled. Kid kicked him.

"Anyway, Chrono Cross people come with me. Chrono Trigger can come with me too." Serge ordered. "The rest of you can follow Eiko." The groups quickly spilt and Eiko was left with her friends and the Final Fantasy 7 people, who had clothes by the way.

"Well…I guess we should find an airport." Eiko sighed. They walked all across town, traveling until the sun came up. It was then, tired and hungry, that they found the airport. They walked in, getting many stares, and pushed their way to the front of the line.

"Welcome to the unnamed airport." A smiling lady said. "How may I help you?"

"We want to go to Dapan!" Eiko yelled since she couldn't see over the high counter.

"I'm sorry but minors can't buy plane tickets to non-existent places." The lady said with the same smile. Kuja walked forward.

"Then I'll buy the tickets to JAPAN." Kuja glared at Eiko as he said Japan.

"I'm sorry sir but you need money to buy tickets." The lady said.

"How do you know I don't have money?" Kuja frowned. "Maybe I'm really rich."

"No you're not sir because men who wear skirts are rarely rich." The lady said. "Plus you're from a video game that does not use our currency there fore you are not rich and cannot buy plane tickets to Japan to stop Tifa from taking advantage of Square's new found off time." Kuja, and the rest of the gang, blinked several times absorbing information.

"How did you know that?" Kuja asked.

"I cannot reveal my sources but let me say this: Plane tickets to Japan; 45.00 dollars each." The lady smiled. "Time you'll waste gathering that money; One chapter. How far Tifa is from Japan; Half a chapter. Having all the information before you do: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's a shadowy figure watching you."

Kuja and the rest wandered the streets aimlessly; unsure of any ways they could make money. They ran millions of plans by each other, each one stupider and more useless then the last. They wandered into several buildings where people seemed to make money but didn't understand what they had to do to make money. They tried the slot machines but no money came out. Vivi won a car but that didn't do them much good. Yuffie stole some money but not enough to buy all the plane tickets. She did steal enough to buy them dinner. They stopped at a place called Wendy's to eat.

"Ok, what's everyone want?" Yuffie asked, looking at the menu.

"I'll take a number one." Cid said.

"Sounds good." Barret nodded.

"I just want something with meat." Red looked at the menu. "Everything's meat so I'm ok."

"I'm really hungry!" Eiko grinned. "I want a triple meat patty thing with lots of…fries and a huge drink."

"Big mouth means an equally big stomach." Kuja noted. "I'll have the same thing."

"I want a t-taco salad." Vivi tried to prounce the odd word taco.

"I think I get it." Yuffie smiled. "They made the menu made of meat so making up your mind is easy!" Yuffie walked up to the counter. "I want 12 of the triple meat sandwiches!" Yuffie grinned and forked over all their money. They all managed to stuff down the greasy burgers, though Vivi gave most of his to Eiko.

"Alright!" Freya stood up. "I just got an idea. We can make money easy!"

"How?" Sephiroth asked. "Does it involve death, pain, killing, bloodshed or anything like that?"

"…No…" Freya gave Sephiroth a funny look. "It does involve our talents! We can use magic and people will pay to see it!"

"That won't work." Barret grumbled. "I could have thought of a better idea with my hands tied behind my back!"

"Whatever!" Eiko frowned. "Freya is a lot smarter then you, Mr. T wannabe!"

"Shut your mouth foo!" Barret glared at Eiko. "I pity the foo who doesn't use 1-800-COLLECT! Just dial down the center…"

"What an idiot…" Eiko rolled her eyes. "So let's do Freya's idea and set Barret and Kuja on fire!"

"Uh, that wasn't my idea Eiko." Freya sighed.

"Oh, dang." Eiko shrugged. "Had something to do with fire right?"

Meanwhile, Serge was having problems of his own.  But that's for next chapter! Mwhahahahahahahahaaaa!